hey! just a few things about my self is i play the flute, i'm also in colorguard. (actually i just quit because of my schedule D:)If you wanted to know my gender then TOUGH LUCK!! JK, I bet most of yall can figure it out. my favorite anime/manga consist of Death Note, Naruto, Ghost Hunt, and many many more!! and i just relived my Harry Potter obsessiveness!!

oh and I AM a secret spy, so...well i lost what i was going with this...just watch out!! oh something else about me is i hate baked chips. hate em. can't stand em. like pinto beans. i hate them too...oh just so you know i do have a harem and u can join, just message me or tell me in reviews. that is all.

A girl died in 1933.A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murderer chanted , Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia. (I really didn't want to take the chance. ...I never knew that I was so superstitious...)

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You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Quotes:

Cartoons:

"How bout a free sample for a pretty lady?"

"sure! do you know where one is?"

"...how bout one for an ugly lady?"

"Nooo ugly ladies have to pay"-Chowder

"Would you care for a free lollipop?"

"would I!?"(as in yes)

"would you?"

"would I!?"

"would you?"

"would i what?"

"care for a free lolipop?"

"would i!?"

"radda radda radda"

"yes i would thank you."-Chowder

In my French class:

"The Karma wheel will spin! it will spin! You cheaters are pigs! and if nobody has told you i have! you're pigs!"-my teacher"um..I'm fat and i take offence to that. i'm going to go home and cry now"-John(kid in class)"hahaha! embrace your chubbyness! EMBRACE IT!!"-me

"how about cookies? How do you say cookies?"-my teacher (well I thought it was funny...)

"Je n'en ai pas!" "You don't have any?"-Kristina thinking she was telling me i did something wrong

"Suck it up!" "it's easy for you to say while you're sitting there sucking on your sucker!" "In my defence it's a good sucker."-me and Kristina when she was whining about a test

"aww poor baby" "I'm not a baaaby! I know how to go potty on my own..."-me and kristina she is such a whiner lol

"I'm gonna take a picture of something random...like the sky.""...there is no sky in here.""i meant the ceiling!!"-me and kristina after the test

Geometry:

"It's J" "no" "yeah! It's...no it's H." "uh-uh""Yeah it is! because you have to...oh wait no it's F""haha that's why you don't rush."-Karen and a teacher

"I have arms of steel!"-Karen when Judy puched her

"I want to watch Iron Man, I wish that you would turn into a T.V."-Abdias when he looked at Karens Iron Man shirt.

"Is that a black mail letter!?" "haha Karen?""NO really! he looks scared!"- Karen and Judy when someone came in with a letter

Lunch:

"Give me back my Fucking water!""wow that's some dirty water."-Megan and Kristian

"I was like Kuh! and He was like kuh! and I was like wave! and then I told you."-me too Judy

"I like bananas"-kristian "i don't. i think i'm allergic to them."-Megan "oh hoho! you like tacos then?"-Azaria "NO! but really, they give me soars in my mouth"-Megan "hahaha! that's called Herpes dear!"-Azaria (you might need a dirty mind to find the funniness in this)

"I haven't had my period in months"-Megan "do you think you're pregnant?"-me "No No No, i haven't done anything like that."-Megan "you sure you haven't been doing anything?"-Azaria "She isn't you Azaria"-Kristian "yah besides she's allergic to bananas remember?"-me "ow my sides hurt"-megan "It's kicking!"-me

with my sis:

"So I was singing in church all loud and such, you know, trying to get people to join in, but they just kept giving me weird looks. I think the paster was praying for me too. i didn't know why because my voice wasn't that bad. but when i think about it, it probably wasn't such a good idea to sing Satan by Steven Lynch. It probably also didn't help that it was during communion."-me( i didn't really do this, i just told my sister i did)

"yah it's a show where they compare stuff like house cats to Lions, and dogs to wolfs." "and elephants to platypuses.""...""wut? they are a lot a like!"-dad and sis.

Others:

"why can't we have cool stuff like that?""we're insert name of school here" "oh yeah"- me and meredith( this would have been funnier if i was able to use our school name but i can't)

"I feel like killing your daughter." "Will there be a lot of blood?" "Yes." "Then take it outside." -my mom and dad

"Quick we gotta act like lesbians to seduce the lizard!"-Meredith...don't ask

"Daddy knows that i'm not gonna get pregnant" "on purpose" -my sis and me

band practice:

"smell like a donut btch!"-lol i was on the field and this chick beside me said it, i came in the conversation late...

"you have to pretend that there is a pole next to you. You have to dance on the pole...-WAIT not like that!!"-lol a friend trying to teach me this one part in the show

FICS:

"Dib was speechless. Zim sounded more like a possessive lover than an enemy. What the hell was wrong with him? What look? Was he subconsciously sending Torque seducing winks while getting the crap beaten out of him?"- The human Kribliss by Swing-21 (this one part had me laughing so hard that i almost got in trouble for waking everyone up)

There you go!!

Everything I Learned In Life, I Learned From CLAMP

1. If you're not angsty, you should be.
2. There is no such thing as coincidence.
3. Evil takes the form of four Japanese mangaka.
4. Everything's better in alternate universes.
5. If you're precious to your brother, you're probably doomed.
6. Actually, if you're precious to anyone, you're doomed.
7. In fact, you're probably just doomed anyways.
8. Treasure your eyes. You never know when they'll be taken away.
9. Subtext really does equal buttsex.
10. Everything has a price.
11. The most powerful people are alcoholics.
12. Never trust the bunny/pork bun.
13. True love always prevails. Usually.
14. Love comes in all forms.
15. At least you’re not Subaru.
16. Nothing says love like agreeing to be somebody’s primary food source.
17. If someone comments on your eyes being pretty, you will probably lose them several chapters later.
18. Even if you and your beloved are a canon couple, by the end, you still won’t have kissed.
19. Even in other series, you still will not kiss.
20. If your grandparents are constantly on vacation, they most likely don’t exist.
21. Never carry your most treasured item around with you.
22. Everybody has an evil twin.
23. Tokyo Tower is, more than likely, the source of all evil.
24. If you’re good-looking, you’re doomed or angsty. Probably both.
25. Don’t expect to live a happy life. You’ll only be disappointed.
26. The more they smile, the harder they fall.
27. Your fan base is directly proportional to how angsty you are.
28. Everyone is pretty, even when bleeding or in agony.
29. Torture and mind games are just another way of showing you care.
30. Your boss is bad for you.
31. The world is split into three genders: male, female and androgynous.
32. Blood is aesthetic.
33. It’s not real magic unless you can conjure a two-meter-wide magic circle.
34. Flat strips of paper can reach the same speed as an F1 race car.
35. Fire doesn’t burn unless the plot requires it to.
36. No matter how ripped your shirt gets, it’s not coming off.
37. Men with black hair and glasses (including sunglasses) cannot be trusted.
38. Anyone who says having magic powers is cool could not have been more wrong.
39. It’s possible to store two swords and enough clothing for four people inside the mouth of a bunny/pork bun.
40. Who wears short shorts? Little boy detectives wear short shorts!
41. Four leaf clovers aren’t as lucky as they’re made out to be.
42. If you’re a character voiced by Megumi Ogata/cool/fan favourite/bishounen, you’re doomed.
43. Hell, you’re in a CLAMP anime. You’re doomed.
44. Remember your dreams- they’re the key to the plot.
45. If you can’t whistle, “hyuu” instead.
46. If you feel someone’s watching you, they probably are.
47. If he’s tall, dark and handsome, he’s taken- by the outrageously cute boy standing next to him.
48. Feathers have the ultimate power. Buy a chicken.
49. If your series is happy sugar-coated fairies and gay, you will most likely all die a horrible death at the hand of a psychotic clone.
50. Everything will be alright.
51. Just because you return from a journey, doesn’t mean you’ll return in one piece.
52. Everything happens in Tokyo.
53. Cute stuffed animals make the best magical servants.
54. Swords longer than your height are easy to manage.
55. Attack names/chants are more important than actual skill or experience.
56. Cherry blossoms are a sign of good luck.
57. Cherry blossoms are a sign of bad luck.
58. Cherry blossoms are- sod that, if you see cherry blossoms, run.
59. Even after your heart is pierced by someone's hand, you will still have plenty of time to divulge deep dark secrets/words of wisdom/angst/last words before you actually die.
60. Show your true love not by exchanging rings, but eyes.
61. No one is really happy. They’re just hiding some dark secret.
62. Dressing someone up in cute but outlandish outfits is a sign of great love and affection.
63. The easiest way to solve a love triangle is to kill somebody.
64. Inanimate objects have feelings.
65. Eyes, especially magic ones, are in high demand.
66. Cosplay is completely normal in Tokyo.
67. Love your parents while you can.
68. The general public is oblivious to strange/supernatural/inexplicable/mysterious events/people/objects.
69. Don’t give your name to strangers.
70. Wherever you are, there is a Miyuki somewhere in the background.
71. Apparently, magic allows you to eat other people’s eyes like candy.
72. Walking between a fence and a lamp-post will send you to another time/dimension.
73. Never trust shop owners.
74. You can adore liquor more than food, but you do not have an alcohol problem.
75. Everyone who's important, has the birthday April 1st.(it must not be a coincidence that my birthday is April 1st!! no lie!!)
76. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye-then it's a pairing.
77. When asking the Japanese what a word means, definitions don't matter, you just need Kanji
78. Nothing says love like telling them to live till the day you kill them
79. Nothing says love like placing varius suffixes onto the end of the first four letters of their name

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po9qy-tjeYw this is my highschool!! MHS LipDub! fireworks by katy perry!!