Hmm, what? Gah!! Don't do that! Don't you know not to sneak up on someone when they're reading a fantastic book?! Couldn't you see how close I was to breaking the spine of the book because I was
A. Gripping it so hard and
B. Had my nose so far in it?!
...You called my name 19 times, you say? Well, ex-cah-use me for being hyperspazzactively obsessed with the second-best gift God ever gave to mankind!! (RPattz of course being the first!!)
...Thank you, Captain Obvious, I know I've reread this book a zillion times already. WHY WOULD I GIVE A FLIPPIDY DOO?! Why do Listerine strips dissolve? Because they're only meant to be used once!! Why do they print books on paper instead of on jumbo Listerine strips?! Because people were meant to read them more than once!! Geez. -.- ...Who am I talking to? Hmm. I'm either having another conversation with myself or I'm talking to those elves again...

lol, Hey! I'm Cara, and I'm from the US of A. I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE FREAKING VAMPIRE Luuuuuuuuuuuuuvvvvv the Twilight Saga (and I'm obsessive-addictive about it have you noticed?! twitch). It's my life. ; ) But seriously, I want to be a vet when I grow up. I love to read, and I'm writing a book I hope to get published someday! If you want to know more about it, just let me know! Okay, I'm writing a few book-story-type-things. Original ones, thank you very much. ; ) I am a girl. Thank you. lol By the way, this proflie thing is very long. SCROLL ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS PROFILE IF YOU SEEK THE BASICS ON ME. THERE YOU WILL FIND A SELF-FILLED-OUT Q&A. THANK YOU.

Twilight lives forever...

And

FOREVER BEGINS NOW.

I am on Team Edward, but I say I'm on Team Switz because people who are specifically Team Edward usually want Jacob to go away and never come back and/or hate the oh-so-lovable werewolf, which I do NOT. I love Jacob! I just like Edward better, that's all, and I think he's a better match for Bella, quite honestly. Plus, I think I really am on Team Switz because every smart girl knows that fire and ice make steam.

Fave Music: AFI, especially their song "Prelude 12/21", that song just SCREAMS Twilight to me. And ya know what's cool? The movie was scheduled to come out on Dec. 12, but now it's coming out on Nov. 21st. 12/21!! Heh. The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus is another group I like, especially their song "Your Guardian Angel". There's a YouTube video (BD) Jake and Nessie: Your Guardian Angel by missphoenix that is the most AMAZING video ever!! I cry every time I watch it, it's that beautiful. Check it out!! I also love Aly & AJ, Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood, Natasha Beddingfield, We the Kings, Avril Lavigne, Three Days Grace, Within Temtation, CASCADA... the list goes on and on and on and on and on... BTW, the song "Animal I Have Become" by Three Days Grace is PERFECT for either Edward or Jacob: "So what if you could see the darkest side of me? Somebody help me tame this animal I have become"

Fave Books: Gee, hmm, let's think about that for a minute... THE TWILIGHT SAGA!! Also the Host, of course; the Kiesha'ra series and the Den of Shadows series, both by Amelia Atwater-Rhodes; the Stephanie Plum novels by Janet Evanovich; the Warriors books by Erin Hunter; the Vampire Academy novels by Richelle Mead; the Blue is for Nightmares books by... oh, shoot, what's-her-name?!...and so many more!!

Fave Shows: House, Psych, and Animal Cops.

DINGDINGDINGDINGDING!! Red-hot movie news!! In case you haven't heard, I'm pleased to announce that SUMMIT ENTERTAINMENT HAS OFFICIALLY BOUGHT THE MOVIE RIGHTS FOR NEW MOON!! 2010, everybody!! WOOT WOOT!!

I SAW TWILIGHT THE MOVIE AND HAD A FREAKING HEART ATTACK!!

Hugs,

Cara

I made my mom a Twi-Mom. If you, too, are a proud accomplisher of this feat, copy and paste this into your profile.

DISS THE SAGA, THE CHARACTERS IN IT, STEPHENIE MEYER, THE MOVE (etc.), I WILL CREATE AN ARMY AND HUNT YOU DOWN AND EAT YOU. If you feel the same, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Jacob Black is hot...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the names "Edward" or "Jacob" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Jacob, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know that getting good grades has nothing to do with being smart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

96 percent of people don't know that 40 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. If you're one of the 4 that does, copy and paste this into your profile. ; )

If you were raised by elves and are now a superhero farie who goes around fighting the evil Dust Bunnies with your dinosaur sidekick Bob, add this to your profile.

If the elves you were raised by still talk to you, add this to your profile.

A Self-Filled-Out Q&A

1. What are you listening to right now?
Five seconds ago, I was listening to "Animal I Have Become" by Three Days Grace, but then the song ended and now I'm listening to... wait, hang on, my favorite song is next... No, wait, that's not my favorite... You just had to ask this question, didn't you?! If you ask me to pick my favorite anything, you will scroll back up for my lists. Do you hear me?! NO I WILL NOT GIVE YOU A SINGLE ANSWER!!

2. What's your favorite color?
I am this close to slapping you right now, you know that right? ...Blue, green, purple, silver, gold...bronze... drools

3. What's your favorite--
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!

4. What is WRONG with you?!
cocks head slightly to one side, puzzled Hmm. mutters to self I thought I told Mom to reschedule that meeting with the shrink... walks down the hallway and yells Maaaa-aaam! I already go to the shrink seven days a week! What more do you want from me?!

5. Do you try to be a spazz, or does it just come naturally?
Both, my friend. Always both. And I also pride myself on being a spazz, thank you very much.

6. You're weird/ you're random!!
What was your first clue, Sherlock?

7. This is just a guess, mind you... you like sarcasm, don't you?
By George, I think they've got it! Yes, yes I do. Sarcasm is your friend. Learn it, live it, love it.

8. You're not very good at summaries, are you?
Not particularly, no.

9. You're mean! I hate you!! kicks
Um... thank you? rubs shin

10. Are you mentally sound?!
I ask myself that same question every day...

Behold the wonders of a podcast... (NOT MY PODCAST!!)

"Don't you hate stupid people? I just wish you could give them a sign so you'd know not to trust 'em.
"...So I go over to Lost Luggage where everyone's in such a good mood. I go up to the desk and the woman says, 'May I help you?' 'You lost my luggage,' I said. She looked me straight in the eye and said, 'Sir, has your plane landed yet?' 'No, sweetheart,' I said, 'I'm just havin' one of those outta body experiences.' Heeeere's your sign."
"I'm standing in front of the elevators on my hotel room floor when this woman walks up to me and says 'Are these the elevators that go up and down?' 'Naw,' I said, 'these are the elevators that go side to side. The ones that go up and down are down the hallway.' She walked away. Heeeeere's your sign."