Serpent Mage
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Joined 11-15-02, id: 294566
Author has written 4 stories for Song of the Lioness, and Myst/Riven.
(insert greeting here)I am 13, female, and I love to read.
I like Harry Potter and (especially)books by Tamora Pierce.
I tend to accociate events and people with books.
I like to read and write maily humor.
This site seems to be all over the place so I will say that I am living in central Pennsylvania.
I am bad at this so I'll shut up now so you can resume conciousness.
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Potions and Teenaged Muggles by Tamara Evans reviews
*NOW REVAMPED and edited!* Severus Snape is temporarily teaching Chemistry at a Florida high school, and things opt to get very... interesting. Adolescents and British wizards don't mix well...do they? Illustrations w/ Chapter 17!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,957 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 12/27/2002 - Severus S., OC
Oh, Rats! by Spinner Dolphin reviews
Um...This is VERY random. Too bad there's no weird genre, cause that's where this belongs. Anyway, one of Numair's experiments explodes sending DN into a strange world dominated by giant rats.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,840 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/8/2004 - Published: 1/16/2004 - Complete
United Mission Front for the Salvation of Tortall by Edreya Natalya reviews
Christian missionaries from Earth head to Tortall to convert the masses, which proves more difficult than they had anticipated...Chapter 3 is up!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,025 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 3/19/2004 - Published: 5/10/2003
A Journey Ended by Epona Harper reviews
The Stranger's thoughts at the end of Myst: Exile and afterward. Spoiler alert! Work-in-progress
Myst/Riven - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2004
The Stranger by The Golden Ostrich reviews
The story of the Rivenese liberation told from the POV of a young rebellious villager...pretty comprehensive, so even if you haven't played the game you'll understand the plot. Please R&R!
Myst/Riven - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,618 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/20/2004 - Published: 10/25/2003
Oh Bloody Hell... by Tropical Flavored Yama reviews
Draco Malfoy is turned into... into... a... a... Oh! I can't say! Let's just say Draco is facing some MAJOR changes! Rated PG13 for slash hints, langauge and the fact a certain girl gets her period for the first time in the middle of it. *points to Draco*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,763 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/8/2004 - Published: 7/23/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hermione’s Revenge by AddisonRae reviews
Hermione is on the receiving end of a prank. She is determined to get revenge. But what If the culprit is the least likely person imaginable? Might be a one-shot. Depends. SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/26/2004 - Published: 1/24/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Life, Love, and Live by The Former Lady Jilly Bean reviews
IM BACK!! Hehe, a Daine and Numair fic! Read the prequal before this!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,062 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/5/2003 - Published: 11/12/2002
Draco the Girl by lilgreendesire reviews
*Chapter 6 up* Harry and McGonnagol, transfiguration, stockings and the red mini skirt... ***DONT read unless you have a strange sense of humour, lol!*** You have been warned! *slash*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 8/21/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Aladdin: Tortallan Style by Treesamphetamine reviews
From the author that brought you Cinderella: Tortallan Style! Let the insanity reign on! Starring Alanna, Kel, Jonathan, Ozorne, Roger, Coram, and Neal!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,908 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 5/22/2003 - Published: 11/21/2002
The Tammy Show by Lia Ex Machina reviews
Lia and Les kidnap random Tamora Pierce characters and FORCE THEM TO REVEAL THEIR MOST HORRIBLE SECRETS! MWAHAHAHA! *chokes* Sandry...next...idea...Hika's...
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,295 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2003 - Published: 7/23/2002
Destined One by Kalle reviews
*Ch. 9!* A tale about a girl with a strong gift who is in her training years. Not too good with the training, she must teach herself to become better if she wants to succede. Touched by a strange goddess, she struggles to complete her destiny! R +R!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,721 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/8/2003 - Published: 10/9/2002 - Complete
Thom's Game by Angel-Goddess reviews
Thom notices his sister is lonely, and decides to find the right guy for her. And to do that he's going to do the unpredicatable ... He's going to host a Bachelor Game!!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,449 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/7/2003 - Published: 7/17/2002
The Scribble on the Napkin that JK Lost by Anja Tangeberr reviews
Gen was a smart girl. She was quick, and nimble. She brought the greatest change to the universes imaginable, but she was, somehow, forgotten…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,465 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/14/2003 - Published: 10/7/2002 - Ron W.
Crazy Carols with Tamora Pierce by tbiris reviews
*UPDATED FINALLY* what the title says. It's a whole bunch of Christmas Carols with Tamora Pierce Characters this is the twelve days of Christmas, jingle bells and ..red nosed... Tell us what carol to do next.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/6/2003 - Published: 12/3/2002
Tortallan Big Brother by Treesamphetamine reviews
I didn't write the 1st 5 ch. Karly_ann134 did and she gave this fic to me to write and I express my extreme appreciation and hope that I can please her. R+R
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,202 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/31/2002 - Published: 8/11/2002
The Twelve Days of Hogwarts by Meloblaster reviews
A version of the classic Christmas Carol The Twelve Days of Christmas starring...Drumroll please...Hogwarts. The title says it all. ^-^ Co-written by Pharoahess Michelle and me.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/17/2002 - Published: 10/3/2002 - Severus S.
Alanna's Hair: A Short Story by MagixPawn reviews
A short tale about Alanna and her hair. And how Gary is a bit, shall we say, overly obssessed with it and slightly immature. But then again, that's why we love him.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2002
Circle of Magic Meets Fushigi Yuugi by Kang Xiu reviews
The four Winding Circle Temple kids are bored bored bored. Help comes in the form of 8 visitors from another series. Tatara and Briar are the best, I tell you. Two plant obsessed young men, wait'll they get together!!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/29/2002 - Published: 11/27/2002
The Experiment to good to be true by Nicky7 reviews
See what funny things will happen when two fans gets accidental into their favorite TV-series......
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,343 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2002 - Hawkeye P. - Complete
You're not Atrus... by fireweilder reviews
Takes place on Narayan before Saavedro finds out who you really are... Updated for the impacient people
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/12/2002 - Published: 4/22/2002
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History Lesson reviews
Yet another Exile journal.
Myst/Riven - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,145 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/9/2004 - Published: 12/27/2003
Tamora Pierce Names According to My Computer reviews
I'M BACK! The TP names only twisted by THE EVIL SPELL CHECK! Chapter 17!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/19/2004 - Published: 11/16/2002
You Wrote a Link to WHERE? reviews
We know that Atrus likes to write islands, but this time, he's written an island that we ALL recognize, Hawaii. Sometime shortly after Exile . (TEMPORARILY abandoned)
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1/8/2004 - Published: 12/30/2003
Random Tamora Pierce Ranting reviews
Talk showy type story. I bring characters from the books to randomly just TALK. As well as other things. (I plea temporary insanity.)
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/11/2003 - Published: 11/16/2002