i am a naruto fan. i love sasuke. i am a girl. i love my cat sammy. i live in the usa. ritz are good.

You know you have been on the computer TOO long when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.(HAHa yep)

2.) You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.(Not really...)

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they(coughcough I coughcough) don’t have a screen name or Myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.(Haha yes)

6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job. (huh?)

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.(LOL)

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.(Oh yeah)

9.) And you were too busy reading to notice there is no number 5.(Oh my gosh really?)

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check and see if there was a number 5.(OMG there's no number 5!!)

11.) & now you’re laughing at your stupidity.(No, I'm laughing that I fell for this twice! X3)

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here.

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate karin from NARUTO copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Creaent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarinoX, Im in love with an Uchiha23, Angel of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, RayRay, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress Of Elements, xnarutorocksx, uchihasakurah26, you.broke.a.promise., XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em', SASUXSAKUFREAK, Pinkblossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Coscat, LKakashiSXE,darkened Immortal, when.my.eyes.meet.yours., Nokas-Kokas, CanadianSkye94, Purplecherry5, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Yuga Xyunag, DJ HIHI kimik, bl.oWF.iSH-P.E.a.C.H., Koo2Koo1Ka2choo1,BloodAngel700, SandCoffinLuvr, Gaara'sGothicChick,natalie-chan9665, kodak95

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination, C&P this into your profile