Since i am very weird my entire profile has swear quotes... Read at your own risk... SPOILER ALERTS!

"The scariest thing, the most painful thing, is to be hated by someone you truly love."
Tohru Honda

"The more you care the more you have to lose."
Harry Potter

"Things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end."
Luna Lovegood

"...If everyone care, nobody cry;
If everyone love, nobody lie;
If everyone share and shalow their pride, we´d see the day when nobody die...
... Amen I´m alive..."

Cedric: "Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!"
Dumbledore: "What the HELL is a Hufflepuff?"
Cedric: "*Sits down*"

Lavander: "Bitch, I ain't Cho Chang." Ron: "THATS LAVANDER BROWN! RACIST SISTER!"

Harry: "Harry Potter loves Zac Efron more than anyone else on the planet."

Draco: "Now you're just being cute. I CAN'T GO TO PIGFARTS. IT'S ON MAAARS, YOU NEEED A ROCKETSHIP. Do you have a rocketship, Potter? I bet you do. You know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died; Look at this. Rocketship Potter. Starkid Potter. Moooonshoes Potter. TRAVERSING THE GALAXY FOR INTERGALATIC TRAVELS TO PIGFARTS."

Harry: "I don't know man. Cedric Diggory, he's pretty awesome. NOT! He sucks. I'm totally gonna win. It's in the bag."

Voldemort: When I had a body, I had mad game with the bitches!

Ron: I have all these pains in my chest I know it's her fault, that bitch!

Harry: But in Spiderman 3 everything sucks and falls to shit! I don't want my life to be like Spiderman 3, god, I hated that movie.

Snape: That's absurd. If a person was a portkey and they were to touch themself...-looks directly at Ron-

Malfoy: I WANT HERMIONE GRANGER! And a rocket ship.

Ron: Accio double stuff!

Harry: So you're like a clairvoyant, you can see the past, present and future all at the same time?
Dumbledore: Yeah
Harry:...can you tell me how LOST ends?
Dumbledore: There are some things, Harry, even I don't know.

Hermione: "You're not invincible Harry someone died in this tournament."
Harry: "I'm the Boy Who Lived not Died. Gawd

Snape: *Ginny walks up* AHH A GINGER! *runs*

Dumbledore : Severus Snape is one of the kindest, bravest, gentlest, sexiest men I have ever met.

"You know who I think the ugliest girl in this school is? That Hermione Granger. You know what I'd give her, on a scale of one to ten? One, one being the ugliest, and ten, pretty? I would give her... an eight. Eight-point-five.. or a nine. But not, NOT about a nine-point-eight. There is always room for improvement. Not everyone can be perfect, like me. That's why I'm holding out for a ten. Because I'm worth it." - Draco Malfoy

Draco: Come on! Let's go watch Wizards Of Waverly Place!

Dumbledore: Hermione Granger, shut your ungodly, lopsided mouth and quit interupting! Twenty more points!

Harry: I love all of you guys...except you, Draco, I can't fucking stand you.

Neville "Shlongbottom": (reading Dumbledore's will) The house cup goes to Gryffindor, Hogwarts goes to Harry Potter, my chocolate factory goes to Charlie, and toon town goes to the toons!

"Is that yours?!" -Ron
"Yeah." -Harry
"Oh my God, it's awesome. Lemme hold it." -Ron

"I'm Harry Potter. I play guitar. I'm awesome." -Harry

Malfoy: Squirt? I rather STAY dehydrated

Snape: *just comes into the room* "Harry Potter!... DETENTION!"

Draco: *Professor Quirrel comes in* "GO HOME, terrorist!"

Harry: *when Ginny talks about Cho's beauty* "Beautiful?! More like super-mega-foxy-awesome-HOT!"

Ron: *throws down REDVINES XD and grabs sword* "This thing is so damn awesome! OH MY GOD! Every wizard should have a sword, not these stupid drumsticks; FORGET ABOUT THEM!

Dumbledore: "What would Zac Efron say at a time like this? 'We're all in this together!'"

Molly Weasley: "AVADA KADAVRA! ... Die, bitch!"

Ron: Alright Harry, this better be good because i dont have a snack and i'm missing wizards of Waverly place for this ok? so what do we have to do thats sooo damn i-m... *backstage guy hands him REDVINES* oh my god. thank you.
Harry: Hogwarts really is amazing!

HARRY: "Hey Cho! Come and dance with me! I'm Harry Potter."
CEDRIC: "Excuse me, I believe I was dancing with the lady."
HARRY: "I know and I'm cutting in"
CEDRIC: "Well, I FIND that to be very rude."

Umbridge: Rule number 1. No boys, UNLESS THEIR CUTE! Rule number 2. No alchohol, UNLESS THERE'S PLENTY TO GO AROUND! Rule number 3. No parties, UNLESS UMBRIDGE IS INVITED! You keep me young girls, you keep me young!

Umbridge: Dolores, girl, you put down that cheesecake! You throw out that fondue! And get on off that couch girl, get on up! SIT DOWN! And from that moment on I picked up anything I could find and I hoisted it above my head! And I ate nothing but protien shakes falcon eggs and rocks!

Ron: Redvines! WHAT THE HELL CAN'T THEY DO?!

Lupin: I'll ignore that you're late, if you ignore that I'm the latest!

Lupin: With you little stallions as my team there's no way we're losing to Slytheren, Ravenclaw, or... Jigglypuff. *DRINKING STARBUCKS...LIKE A BAWSS*

mbridge: Did you get my text? ... Well you didn't text me back!

Seamus: BLOODY HELL! IT'S 'ARY PO'A!!

Umbridge: Uh-uh! Uh-uh! A MAN DOES NOT THREATEN HIS WOMAN! *snaps dumbledor's wand*
Dumbledore: That was the elder wand!
Harry: Whats uh.. whats the elder wand?
Dumbledore: Oh harry its not important now!

Lucius: HOW DARE YOOUUUUUU!

Snape: Draco is such a little shit.
Lucious: Tell me about it.

Umbridge: *Strokes axe* Oh no snape, that's crazy. And we can't have crazy people running the school.

Snape: But where did the poster of headmaster zefron go?!
Umbridge: Oh I don't care for Zac Efron, taylor lautner's my man.
Snape: What do you want you horrid bitch!

Cho: It's to bad you were joking professor beacsue I could have been your greatest adventure.

Lucius: DAMN THOSE WIZARD COPS!

Ron: Oh, us? We're the back-up deatheaters. The union sent us over.

Lucius: Curious. What union?

Ron: The one for deatheaters...?

Lucius: Mm hmm,...Mm hmm I'm familiar.

Ron: Oh, ok.

Snape: That's absurd!
Lupin: You're absurd!
Snape: What! Say that to my face!
Lupin: YOU'RE ABSURD!
Snape: THAT'S ABSURD!!

Voldemort out bitches...