{This account is so old I'm not even sure if I will really use it that much?}

ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴀʀᴇ ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ sᴇᴇ ᴛʜɪs (ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴡʜᴏ ɪs sᴇᴇɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪs?)

ʀᴇɢᴀʀᴅʟᴇss, ғᴏʀ ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴛʜɪs ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ᴀɴᴅ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪs. (ɪɴ ᴀ ᴘʟᴀᴛᴏɴɪᴄ/ᴜɴᴄᴏɴᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟ ᴡᴀʏ ᴏғ ᴄᴏᴜʀsᴇ)

I ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴏғ ᴀɴʏ sɪᴍᴘʟᴇ ᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪʙᴇ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ɪɴ ᴡᴏʀᴅs. ʟᴇᴛ's sᴇᴇ. ғɪʀsᴛ ᴏғғ,
-:-ɪ ᴀᴍ ғᴇᴍᴀʟᴇ, ᴀ ᴛᴇᴇɴᴀɢᴇʀ ʙᴜᴅᴅɪɴɢ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ᴀᴅᴜʟᴛ.
-:-ɪ'ᴠᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ᴅɪᴠᴏʀᴄᴇᴅ ᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛs ғᴏʀ ᴀs ʟᴏɴɢ ᴀs ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏɴᴇ sɪsᴛᴇʀ ᴏʟᴅᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴍᴇ ʙʏ ᴇxᴀᴄᴛʟʏ 16 ᴍᴏɴᴛʜs.
-:-ɪ'ᴠᴇ ɢʀᴏᴡɴ ᴜᴘ ɪɴ sᴍᴀʟʟ ᴛᴏᴡɴ ᴀɴᴅ sᴘᴇɴᴛ ᴛᴡᴏ ʏᴇᴀʀs ɪɴ ʙɪɢ ᴄɪᴛʏ {ʜᴏᴜsᴛᴏɴ, ᴛx} ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ᴍᴏᴠɪɴɢ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ sᴍᴀʟʟ ᴛᴏᴡɴ ᴛᴏ sᴘᴇɴᴅ ᴍʏ ʜɪɢʜsᴄʜᴏᴏʟ ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ᴍ ғᴏɴᴅ ᴏғ ʙᴏᴛʜ ᴛʏᴘᴇs ᴏғ ʟɪᴠɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ᴍᴏʀᴇ.

-:-ɪ'ᴠᴇ ʟᴇᴀʀɴᴇᴅ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ᴛʜᴀɴ ɪ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ.
-:-IRL ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇsᴛᴇsᴛ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ʙᴏʏғʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴛᴡᴏ ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛ {ᴀɴɴᴜᴀʟ ᴀɴɴɪᴠᴇʀsᴀʀʏ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴍᴀʀᴄʜ 25ᴛʜ}.
-:-ɪ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ ᴏғ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ɢᴏ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ғɪᴇʟᴅ ᴏғ ᴀʀᴛ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴀʀɴ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴏɴ ᴅɪɢɪᴛᴀʟ ᴀʀᴛᴡᴏʀᴋ sᴜᴄʜ ᴀs ᴅʀᴀᴡɪɴɢ, ᴇᴛᴄ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴏᴠᴇ ɪᴍᴘᴏʀᴛᴀɴᴛʟʏ ᴀssɪsᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴏғ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴀɴɪᴍᴇs ᴏʀ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʀᴛᴏᴏɴs.

-:-ʜᴏᴡᴇᴠᴇʀ ɪɴ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ ᴛᴏ sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍʏ ғᴀᴍɪʟʏ ᴋɴᴏᴡs ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ғɪɴᴀɴᴄɪᴀʟʟʏ sᴇᴄᴜʀᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴇɢɢɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ ᴍᴏɴᴇʏ ɪɴ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴍʏ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ ᴊᴏʙ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ᴅᴇᴄɪᴅᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴏ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ғɪʟᴇᴅ ᴏғ ᴄʏʙᴇʀ sᴇᴄᴜʀɪᴛʏ.
-:-ɪ ɢʀᴇᴡ ᴜᴘ ɪɴ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴄʜʀɪsᴛɪᴀɴ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ʜᴏᴡᴇᴠᴇʀ ɪ ᴀᴍ ʀᴀᴛʜᴇʀ Aɢᴏɴɪsᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴇs ᴛᴏ ʀᴇʟɪɢɪᴏᴜs ᴠɪᴇᴡs ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴍɪɴᴅ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ's ᴠɪᴇᴡs/ʙᴇʟɪᴇғs.
-:-ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴏᴍɪ/ᴘᴀɴsᴇxᴜᴀʟ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ ɪɴ ᴀ sᴛʀᴀɪɢʜᴛ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴsʜɪᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʙᴏʏ.

-:-ɪ ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇ ɪɴ ᴇǫᴜᴀʟɪᴛʏ ғᴏʀ ᴀʟʟ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴅɪsᴄʀɪᴍɪɴᴀᴛᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ
-:-ɪ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ ᴏғ ᴛʀᴀᴠᴇʟɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ʙᴜᴛ sᴏ ғᴀʀ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ʟɪᴠᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʀᴀᴠᴇʟᴇᴅ ᴏɴʟʏ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴀᴛᴇ ᴏғ Tᴇxᴀs ᴀɴᴅ ᴏɴʟʏ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴀᴛᴇ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ᴀs ᴀ ᴄʜɪʟᴅ ᴛᴏ Dɪsɴᴇʏʟᴀɴᴅ ɪɴ Fʟᴏʀɪᴅᴀ.
-:-ɪ ᴀʙsᴏʟᴜᴛᴇʟʏ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴄᴀᴛs

-:-ɪ ᴀᴍ ғʟᴜᴇɴᴛ ɪɴ Eɴɢʟɪsʜ, I ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴇᴀʀɴᴇᴅ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇ Sᴘᴀɴɪsʜ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴍʏ ғᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴋɴᴇᴡ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴏғ ᴀ Tᴇx-Mᴇx sʟᴀɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʀᴀᴛʜᴇʀ I sᴘᴇᴀᴋ ɪᴛ ᴘʀᴏᴘᴇʀʟʏ. I ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ ᴏғ ʟᴇᴀʀɴɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ғʟᴜᴇɴᴛ ɪɴ Jᴀᴘᴀɴᴇsᴇ, Sᴘᴀɴɪsʜ, Fʀᴇɴᴄʜ, Vɪᴇᴛɴᴀᴍᴇsᴇ, Kᴏʀᴇᴀɴ, Gᴇʀᴍᴀɴ, Rᴜssɪᴀɴ, Cʜɪɴᴇsᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ Cᴀɴᴛᴏɴᴇsᴇ. Pᴏssɪʙʟʏ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ.
-:-ɪғ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ɪᴛ ᴄʟᴇᴀʀ ɪ'ᴍ ᴛᴏᴛᴀʟʟʏ ɪɴ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀɴɪᴍᴇs/ᴍᴀɴɢᴀs. Mʏ ғᴀᴠ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀᴛᴏʀ ɪs Hᴀʏᴀᴏ Mɪʏᴀᴢᴀᴋɪ. I ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴀɴɪᴍᴇs ғʀᴏᴍ Aɴɢᴇʟ Bᴇᴀᴛs! ᴛᴏ Bʟᴀᴄᴋ Bᴜᴛʟᴇʀ, Oᴜʀᴀɴ Hɪɢʜsᴄʜᴏᴏʟ Hᴏsᴛ Cʟᴜʙ, Sᴏᴜʟ Eᴀᴛᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴛᴄ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴛᴏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴘᴏᴘᴜʟᴀʀ ᴏɴᴇs.
-:-Mʏ ғᴀᴠᴏᴜʀɪᴛᴇ ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇs ᴀʀᴇ ᴀɴʏ ʜᴏʀʀᴏʀ ғʀᴀɴᴄʜɪsᴇ, ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴅɪᴇs {ʟɪᴋᴇ 21 & Oᴠᴇʀ, Wʜɪᴛᴇ Cʜɪᴄᴋs, ᴇᴛᴄ}, ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴘʀᴏᴠᴏᴋɪɴɢ ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇs { ʟɪᴋᴇ Sᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴘᴏᴜɴᴅs, Fʀᴇᴇᴅᴏᴍ Wʀɪᴛᴇʀs, ᴇᴛᴄ}

-:- Tʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴛᴠ sʜᴏᴡs I ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʀʏ ʟɪsᴛɪɴɢ ʙᴏᴛʜ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴍʏ ᴄʜɪʟᴅʜᴏᴏᴅ {Lɪᴋᴇ Sᴄᴏᴏʙʏ-Dᴏᴏ, Eᴅ, Eᴅᴅ, ɴ Eᴅᴅʏ, Cᴏᴜʀᴀɢᴇ ᴛʜᴇ Cᴏᴡᴀʀᴅʟʏ Dᴏɢ, ᴇᴛᴄ} ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛ sʜᴏᴡs ʟɪᴋᴇ {Fᴀᴍɪʟʏ Gᴜʏ, Tʜᴇ Dᴀɪʟʏ Sʜᴏᴡ ᴡ/ Jᴏɴ Sᴛᴇᴡᴀʀᴛ, Tʜᴇ Cᴏʟʙᴇʀᴛ Rᴇᴘᴏʀᴛ}
-:- Mʏ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴏғ ᴍᴜsɪᴄ ɪs ᴇɴᴅʟᴇss ᴀɴᴅ ᴍʏ ᴍᴏsᴛ ғᴀᴠᴏᴜʀɪᴛᴇ ʙᴀɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴀʟʟ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ Kᴏʀɴ