Michael Billings
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Author has written 2 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Let me get one thing staight, I'm the BIGGEST Percy Jackson fan there is.

A few series that I like are; Percy Jackson, The Heroes of Olympus, The 39 Clues, Harry Potter, Diary of a Whimpy Kid, and The Hunger Games. I am hoping that everyone will like the topics that I write about. One story I am going to make is about the four elements. Those have alwys been intersting to me.

Good Luck to all you writers out there!:)

The Percy Jackson Pledge

I promise to remember Percy
whenever I’m at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn’t get along with others
I promise to remember Zoë
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
Yes I promise to remember PJO whenever I go...

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Copy and paste this to your profile if you have a Percy Jackson obsession.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you love 'Percabeth'.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you have re-read certain parts of the story over and over again. *cough* page 76 & 77 when they burn Beckendorf’s shroud *cough*

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Copy and paste this to your profile if you talk about Percy Jackson so much that your family and friends get really annoyed.

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Copy and paste this to your profile if you think the 'Thalico' is completely AU and OCC but still love them.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you loved Percy Jackson and the Olympians the movie even though it was different from the book.

Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end


Really dumb product labels:

On Tesco's Tiramisu desert: (Printed on the bottom) "Don't turn upside down." ( Too Late!)
On Mark's and Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Naw, really.)
On packaging for Rowenta Iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (Wouldn't that save time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive or operate machinery after taking this medication" (someone should take some serious action about all those toddlers driving forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleeping Aid: "Warning, may cause drowsiness." (One would hope!)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor and outdoor use only." (As apposed to what?)
On a Japanese food procesor: "Not to be used for the other use" (What other use?)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning, contains peanuts." (Thank you captain obvious.)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits." (You don't want to get the fake artificial bacon.)

17 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!", or "I choose YOU, PIKACHU!!"

16. Have a friend push you down the aisle in a shopping cart as you yell "THE REDNECKS ARE COMING! THE REDNECKS ARE COMING!"

17. Shout at the top of your lungs "WALDEMORT IS TAKING OVER!" and count how many people turn to look at you.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers/skills

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down (politely)

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

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THE CHAMPION OF CHAOS by Aqualin rulz reviews
SUMMARY-ANNABETH CHEATS ON PERCY AFTER THE SECOND TITAN WAR. PERCY LEAVES CAMP.AFTER 500 YEARS GAIA AND THE TITANS FORM AN ALLIANCE WITH LOKI AND THE GIANTS. THE NORSE GODS HAVE JOINED THEM TO DEFEAT GAEA AND LOKI.CHAOS'S HELP INTERVENES.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Percy J., Jason G.
The Trident Thief by I'm A Weirdo Deal With It reviews
Poseidon's trident is stolen, so Percy, Annabeth, Nico, and somebody else go on a quest to find it. After they get it back, their old enemy is still out to get them. Hopefully better than I make it sound. Please, R&R! Nico/OC
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 34,255 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Complete
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The Second Chance reviews
Luke has been called to a reincarnation session. What can happen? Read the story to find out.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Luke C., Annabeth C.
Waking up in Percy Jackson reviews
How would you feel if you woke up in a movie?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.