Before you get started up on this fan fiction, this is not at all meant to be disturbing to those of ya'll in whom are aginst violence. Being a crazy chick, I just wanted to connect my ideas on the Pinkalicious book series, in witch I adored as a child.

It was a normal day at school for Pinkalicious. She was studying simple primary school math, and then getting a recess break at the end of the day before a tiny bit of history. During that recess break, the mean gothic black loving girls then began teasing her for her love of all things pink.

"Hay, Stinkalicious!" Shouted one of the girls. "I see you have on pink again, and boy, do you look like a baby! What are you, 3?" She laughed. "I'm 7," Pinkalicious said. And I have loved wearing pink for as long as I can remember. Stop it!" The gothic girls ran off laughing. Alice set her hand on Pinkalicious'es shoulder. "Don't listen to them." She said, "Pink is an amazing color." Pinkalicious gave a mischievous look. "Yes it is." She grinned. "It most sertantly is."

The next day, Pinkalicious woke up early so that she could get her hole outfit put together on time for school. She put on her pink ruffly panties along with a spotty pink sundress. Then she put on her pink socks, pink shoes, pink scrunchies, pink sunglasses, pink gloves, pink bracelets, and to finish it off, she carried around a pink stuffed bunny.

At the breakfast table, her mom's mouth dropped open as she spilled cereal all over the floor. "Um...Pinkalicious?" She said. "Are you going to school like that?" Pinkalicious nodded. Peter laughed. "I know what kind of cosplay this is!" He shouted. You're a pink clown." Pinkalicous ignored her brother's remark to her outfit.

Soon, it was time to go to the school bus pickup. Pinkalicious grabbed her pink book bag along with her pink lunch box, and scampered down to the bus stop. When she got on the bus, she sat one row in front of the goth's. They giggled. Pinkalicious just ignored it. Right when one of them opened her mouth to say 'pink stinks', Pinkalicious stood up. She turned to face the emo's , and said, "black lacks rad." The emo's darted their eyes. "What?" They asked. Pinkalicious tapped her foot. "Black...lacks...rad." She said. The goth's blanked out. Pinkalicious waved her arms. "BLACK LACKS RAD!" She shouted. She sat back down, as the goths knew exactly what to expect out of her today.