It has always been a fine line between love and his beastly lust. The story between a girl who loved the wrong boy, and the wrong boy who is fighting his other half who lust after his friends younger sister. I DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER! M for the future

JudeXoc...This is a story of two lovesick teenagers. Everything is all normal until one day something horrible happens. Will Jude be there for his dudette? -Sorry, I know the summary sucks, but the story is much better.- I love reviews too! Discontinued. It's hard to salvage something when it's been such a long time.

It all starts off as a harmless sexual education video... But that starts everything off. Blood flavoured condoms? Emmett a male prostitute? Alice and Jasper having sex in Edward's car? Lots of crazy, funny stuff starts to happen.

Sirius gets bored. Tonks helps him come up with a list to annoy Remus. I wonder what will happen...? OMG I UPDATED ONLY TWO YEARS LATE ENJOY IF YOURE STILL READING LOLOL.

Just what the title says. Enjoy!

The Cullen Clan like you've never seen them before. Warning: Extremely OOC. Gratuitous use of knitting, drugs, and pwning. You've been warned. Emmett/Jasper slash. Other fun pairings along the way.

a collection of drabbles based around the theme "This Sesshomaru doesn't..." rating and genre will change as more drabbles are added. will be updated more frequently on dokuga . com and feudalfairytale. com.

The silent one, the perky one. Alice and Jasper. Together they have led a life of endless romance, but there is more than just that. One-shot stories containing humor, irony, passion, comfort, turmoil, and happiness.

A normal day, nothing to do and discoveries never reached before! Friendship.

Sick and tired of Bella tripping over empty air, and Alice doing nothing but shop? Wouldn't you rather see Jacob dance on the coffee table half-naked, and Mike being pelted with tomatoes? The Crappy Twilight Cliches Show is for you! NOW COMPLETE!

Take 3. Oh, you bet they're back again, the characters of Twilight, going big or going home, altering/commenting Eclipse. Rated M for serious lack of dirty mouth filter.

Hey all, I'm back, dragging the Twilight characters kicking and screaming into the final installment of the Twilight parodies. Rated M for... well, have you read Breaking Dawn? *shudders*

Sing to the tune of "Daydream Believer" by The Monkees

Just a Hopefully humorous oneshot.

It's Bella's time of the month, and how will Edward deal with his insane cravings? It's crack, it's gross, and it's intentional. And, I'm serious when I say it's disturbing But, of course, you should read it anyway. CRACK

Bella has a lot to learn about living forever. Some, she learns the hard way, like the fact that monogamy isn't exactly in the Cullens' dictionary. Beware the oversexed Cullens. And an unsympathetic Rosalie.

Children ryhimes and very annoying ferrets.

I know, been done loads of times, but I was bored. Feel free to request a character!

Edward Cullen is just trying to write in his diary. Why can't they all leave him alone? rated for language

WARNING CONTAINS HEAVY SMUT - EMPHASIS ON HEAVY! Cross-over with twilight. Edward, Bella & Ginny are friends with fantasies. Basically PWP. Title is very indicative. MA/R

Bella & Emmett have a dare competition....Bella leaves Edward an abusive voicemail....Emmett eats a bomb! Please R&R!

Carlisle Gets a song stuck in his head...... I suck at summarys.... random and quirky! Please R&R!

The Cullens go see the movie Twilight and the rest of the theater has be a captive audience to their constant need to narrate. Oneshot.

Simple Oneshot between Captain Hans Gunsche and First Lieutenant Rip Van Winkle. Heavy Lemon within. Hans X Rip Please Review.

One shot. I got sick and was thinking about vampires. Emmett is up to no good as usual.

five lists each listing ten things that each individule cullen kid can't do anymore! REALLY FUNNY! HIGHLY RECOMENDED!

Sweeney Todd, Mrs. Lovett, and a bottle of gin. Sweeney/Lovett, Sweeney/Lucy.

It seems this elf has a pithy retort for anything and everything that may happen to him whilst he traipses around in the company of smelly men and The Most Evil Ring. Legolas's two cents are worth more than your three dollars.

520 things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts. edit: There is now 521!

This is a list of ways to seriously annoy our favorite Slytherin Quidditch Captain. Very insane. Spoiler. Oneshot.

This is a funny little how to fanfic. Enjoy.

To those who guessed Slughorn, I'm gonna Avada you.

The title says it all...The Harry Potter characters go on AIM..and do some funny stuffxD Its rated T but has LOTS of curses xD

Just like the title. A small collection of short, pointless haikus for Clerks and maybe Clerks 2.

thought he deserved at least some respect before i tear him up. ideas welcome. hope you enjoy. read my other things.

Title says all.

Want to annoy Snape? Read this fic and do what it says! Ans PLEASE review!

Jay and Silent Bob reveal their relationship to their friends. Warning: Slash

Oliver's beloved team list 100 and 1 ways to annoy him.

What do you get when you cross a strange seventh year Gryffindor, A list of ways to annoy Snape, and Snape himself? Well, you just get another annoying Snape story..Nothing special. But read it anyways. It's my first fic.FINISHED!

A girls journal about How to annoy Severus Snape. Please read and review! PG cuz a lil' cussing. chapter 11 now up!

Snape falls for the new teacher but will her past ruin their future

A girl with many promblems in her life needs help. When the end seems near she turns to someone she would have never thought of. PLEASE R&R! R because alot of cussing and violence.

Four girls..four different houses...one Snape

When a mysterious girl shows up at Hogwarts, no one knows what to do...