Howdy ho! I was really really into this website in middle school, and then I got into other stuff and haven't been on here since like 2004. Then this summer, my friend (and college roommate) InvaderSplee kept telling me about all these awesome stories she was reading, so I decided to come back here and get all nostalgic and read stuff. And a lot of it is really good! But I still never logged in or anything; I just read. Then I came across a story titled Stewie And The Fat Woman (which I very highly recommend to all Family Guy fans). It was awesome! It had hilarious moments, it had scary moments, and I totally saw it as an episode. I wanted to review it. Unfortunately for me, I could only review if I was logged in. So I logged back in after 5 years, just so I could review the story.

I wrote stuff on here back in middle school, but hadn't come up with an idea since then, so don't expect stories from me right away. If I think of something, I'll write it and publish it (I'll only do the second if it's good enough, haha), but I can't promise that to you. However, I can promise that I'm always a faithful reader, and I will keep your story bookmarked until I finish it.