Hi... I'm Flammenschwert... Nice to meet you...

Okay that was a lousy introduction... Lemme try again:

Yo! Whas up peoples? I'm Flammenschwert!! Okay nevermind...

So... My Profile:

Name: Check My Username

Age: Infinity Times Pi Divided By The Square Root Of Seven

Race: Fangirl (Yes... It Is A Race... Fear The Fan Girl!)

Location: Yaoi Land (I Found It FlamingDoritos! I Found It!)

Sanity: Is It Edible?

Random Stuff: Oprah And Squirrels Are Evil, Satan Resides At The DMV, And The Ritual That You Humans Call Sleep Is A Myth...

Okay So Here Is Some More Random Stuff That No One Cares About... Not Even I Care About It...

Favorite Food: Whatever Is Placed In Front Of Me

Least Favorite Food: Whatever Is Not Placed In Front Of Me

Favorite Color: Depends On My Mood

Least Favorite Color: Pink... Tis A Vile Colour That Has Spawned From The Most Fowl Area Of Mans Mind.

Favorite Show: Any Yaoi Anime

Least Favorite Show: Anything Not Anime Or Ghost Hunters

Favorite Book: Any Yaoi Manga

Least Favorite Book: Anything Not Manga

Things About Me That Tend To Creep People Out: I Love Hard Core, Bloody, Gruesome, Violent, Graphic, Horror Flicks. I'm An Anime/Manga/Yaoi/D.Gray-Man/Fire Emblem Addict And Am Proud Of It. It Can Kick Anyones Butt At Any Fighting Game, And I Have Been Known To Do Yaoi Cosplay.

Things About Me That Don't Creep People Out: I Love Cats, Dogs, Writing Fan Fictions, Drawing Manga, I Love Studying About Shark, I Once Made A Pumpkin That Was Eating Itself... Oh Wait... That Sould Be In The Previous Description Thingy... Oh Well...

Some Quotes From Random People In My Life And That I've Seen In Anime Or Something Like That:

"The Sun Is Bad For Nerds... It Ruins Our Pasty White Skin That Has Only Ever Seen The Light Of A Computer Screen." -My Brother

"I Like Me" -Caboose From Red Vs. Blue

"Here Can Be Found The Last Words Of Joseph Of Aramathia 'The Holy Greil Can Be Found In The Caves Of AAAAUUUUUGGGHHH'"-Monty Pthon And The Holy Greil

"How'd I Win? She Beat Me Like I Owed Her Money!" -Ichigo From Bleach

"Tell Me, What Is It Like Living In A Constant Haze Of Stupidity." -Hiei From YuYuHakusho

"There Is Happiness For Those Who Accept Their Fate And Glory For Those Who Resist Their Fate." -Edel From Princess Tutu

"Teme... MOYASHI!" -Kanda From D.Gray-Man

"Voilà! In Vew, A Humble Vaudevillian Veteran, Cast Vicariously As Both Victim And Villain By The Vicissitudes Of Fate. This Visage, No Mere Veneer Of Vanity, Is A Vestige Of The Vox Populi, Now Vacant, Vanished. However, This Valorous Visitation Of A By-Gone Vexation, Stands Vivified And Has Vowed To Vanquish These Venal And Virulent Vermin Van-Guarding Vice And Vouchsafing The Violently Vicious And Voracious Violation Of Volition.
Carves V Into Poster On Wall
The Only Verdict Is Vengeance; A Vendetta, Held As A Votive, Not In Vain, For The Value And Veracity Of Such Shall One Day Vindicate The Vigilant And The Virtuous.
Giggles
Verily, This Vichyssoise Of Verbiage Veers Most Verbose, So Let Me Simply Add That It's My Very Good Honor To Meet You And You May Call Me V. " -V From V For Vendetta

"I Am The Worlds Strongest Coffee Candy" -From Dragon Ball Z

How To Use The Holy Hand Grenade, Which Can Be Used To Blow Thy Enemies To Tiny Pieces

To useth thy Holy Hand Grenade, first pulleth the pin from thy hand grenade. Then thou shall counteth to three, no more no less. Three is the number thou shall count to and three is the number at which thou shall stop at. Thou shall NOT count to four, and thou shall not count to two unless it immediately precedes the number three. The number five is right out! Once thou reach the number three, lobbeth thy hand grenade towards thy enemies. -Monty Python And The Holy Greil

Stop The Homophobia!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Some Stuff That You Peoples Can Also Enjoy:

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenan666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Astra Ranyl, String, FlamingDoritos, MistressYaoi

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the rabbit from the Trix commercial should go to the store and buy his own box, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you believe Marluxia is straight, copy this into your profile.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a glass door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the people who don't want school to end are psychopaths and should be sent to an aslyum copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight should die, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to hi-five some body and it has taken over 10 tries to actually slap their hand copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you absolutely, positively, LOVE Kingdom Hearts, (either one) or Final Fantasy, (any of them) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom-Figure, Karimlan di Sindihan, FireWaterLightDark7890, String, FlamingDoritos, MistressYaoi

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

(') This, over here, is my amazing candle. I am lighting it to commerate the deaths of those 32 lives that were lost at Virginia Tech

!eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile.

If when you go to sleep you can hear songs that you haven't heard in three years copy this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you think Demyx is a cute little dork, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Axel LOVES saying 'Got it memorized' just cuz he can, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Organization XIII are the best bad guys EVER, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you feel bad for Lexaeus because he has no fans, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Yaoi Land exsists then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Yaoi Flakes should be a real breakfast cereal then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like to suggest that coconuts migrate then copy and paste this onto your profile.

Re-post this to help stop racism:

Black and White:

A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored. "

You know your American when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?