CHECK IT OUT, I HAVE A GAMING CHANNEL WHERE WE ALSO READ BAD FANFICTION: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeK5nZLr2cz5YRfiElahpQQ

UPDATE 4/5/17: I'm writing fanfiction on Fridays now, to keep it separate from my other fiction/poetry/nonfiction/music/who-knows-what-else stuff. The main stories I'll probably be updating for a while are For Kathy and Supertrope Skitshow.

Likes: Music, playing it and listening to it. That's my real hobby, writing fanfiction is something to do for the hell of it. I do plan on becoming a writer, though, because you can't depend on music to carry you without being disappointed or really lucky.

Dislikes: People who have an extensive list of things that piss them off in their profile, like anybody gives a shit. Oh, and anyone who is even remotely racist, sexist, or homophobic. Gas them, I say.

If you have ever rubbed one out to an episode of Dexter's Laboratory, copy this into your profile and stay away from me. Seriously, I'll knock you out.

If you have seen that wascally wabbit, copy this into your profile and learn to pronounce "R."

If you have eaten pudding without eating your meat, copy this into your profile and go outside.

If nothing in my profile is funny, copy this into your profile.

If you still quote Monty Python and the Holy Grail, congratulations, you're a raging nerd. Enjoy the next E3, whenever that is.

If you cannot understand why these dumb things have to be bolded, copy this into your profile and just chill, man.

Hey, here's a few lists of my favorite things! If you have a life, you'll probably skip over these! W00T!

Favorite Animes: Dragonball Z, School Rumble, Daily Lives of High School Boys, Azumanga Daioh, Nichijou (My Ordinary Life), SKET Dance, Higurashi, and if Aku no Hana continues to kick as much ass as it is kicking right now, I'll be adding it to the list too.

Favorite Music: My tastes are really skewed toward pop-punk/emo, indie and pop-rock in general. Some of my all time biggest musical loves are Death Cab for Cutie, The Beatles, Saves the Day, Fall Out Boy, Green Day, Weezer, The Early November and Bob Dylan, among many others.

Favorite Movies: Super Troopers, The Aviator, Back To The Future series, Bad Santa, The Stand, Friday the 13th series, Wedding Crashers, Drive Well Sleep Carefully, Ace Ventura 1 and 2, Blazing Saddles, Eurotrip, Kingpin, The Ring and Happy Gilmore.

Favorite Comedians: Lewis Black, George Carlin, Ron White, Bill Hicks, Stephen Lynch, Jim Gaffigan, Brian Regan, Stephen Wright and Mitch Hedburg.

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(='.'=) This is bunny. Which one of you jackasses made this? I seriously hate this little jerk. Look at it, all smug and pretending to be all sweet. It's just like those little Koala bears, they look huggable and lovable until you get close to them, then they bite your face off. Don't fall for it. No matter what, don't copy this into your profile so we can put him into extinction once and for all. And remember, only you can prevent forest fires... wait, what?

All flames can be sent to: inemadhe@inbox.com