Naruto's and Sasuke's fate could have been reversed, but what would have done it? As it turns out all it takes is the death of one Umino Iruka. Massive canon divergence. NaruSasu/SasuNaru. Rated M for disturbing, violent, and sexual situations.

Bilbo Baggins is a man of simple things. He likes books, well-brewed tea, and to be left alone, thank you very much. He opened a bookshop with the intention to do just that. Then one day a stranger walks in, doesn't buy a single book, and turns Bilbo's world upside down. AU - modern settings.

Bilbo Baggins owns a hotel and three new guests (Thorin Oakenshield and his nephews Fili and Kili) immediately get on his nerves.

The war is over, and Sasuke was brought back to the village after his final battle with Naruto. With all his goals of vengeance either completed or destroyed, can Sasuke find something to anchor him? And will Naruto still be willing to help him? CANON - Post manga chapter 693. Edited for FF's ToS. Cover Art by EyeFatigue!

Maintaining a healthy dislike of someone is difficult when that person is unfairly attractive, but Bilbo Baggins is sure as hell going to try his damnedest, because his new next door neighbour is quite simply the most unpleasant man he has ever met. No matter how disconcertingly blue his eyes are.

AU/Mind reader!Green. "Oh yeah? Fifty bucks," Gold challenged, absently wiggling the spork between his thumb and forefinger, amber eyes briefly surveying the vacant lunchroom. "Fifty bucks to get that guy over there to like you. What was his name…? Red?" —Originalshipping

"Goodbye empty bottles and empty promises and empty life." The start of Philanthropy and the beginning of a friendship between a bitter soldier and a guilt-ridden engineer. Written in 2009. Story is unfinished.

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

Green/Red. A lot has happened over the years - but now it's time to set things right again. So Green goes up that stupid mountain, decides to stay for a week, and... how do you talk to an asocial hermit again? Never shutting up sounds like a good plan.

A series of drabbles, ficlets, oneshots, whathaveyou about Crowley and Aziraphale, and their lives together at random points in time. It's all the same basic continuity, just random. Watch out for some slash here and there, because slash is made of love.

A bored Crowley wonders what will happen if he puts an actual Best of Queen tape into the Bentley, Aziraphale is not adjusting well to actually selling books, and Hastur knows he wants revenge but isn't sure why or on who.

In an effort to become a better friend, Sai undertakes a study of love, not really understanding how difficult it could be, and how surprising.

Crowley and Aziraphale face the consequences. Implied CA.

Aziraphale and Crowley have a lot of history... Abandoned, but the chapters hold up pretty well on their own.