Hey!

I'm Never Touch Porcupines! I love the book series The Hunger Games and I really like to play Kingdom Hearts the video game. I'm kinda a gamer girl (hence GIRL). I played all the Zelda games, which were fun and I liked Final Fantasy. Favorite character is Tifa by far! I guess I'll write about myself.

Name (in full): Reyna The Paina

Age: None of your beeswax

Gender: Alien, isn't it obvious?

Looks? I have blonde/lightish brown hair and blue eyes, I have an average height and am leaning towards the skinny side. I have feathers, like about 40 different ones all attached to my little blondie head!

I am a strong believer into good WRITING, I like it if you have nice grammar and get a little pissed if you don't take the time to use CAPITOL letters. But either way, your writing means more than if you use the wrong its or your.

Friends/Best Friends

Friends: Call your parents by Mr. & Mrs.

Best Friends: Call your parents MOM & DAD

Friends: Ask for your number

Best Friends: Know it by heart

Friends: Give you hugs when you cry

Best Friends: Are crying right along with you

Friends: Help you up when you fall

Best Friends: Laugh and say, "Walk much?"

Friends: Help you move

Best Friends: Help you move the bodies

Friends: Bail you out of jail

Best Friends: Are sitting next to you saying, "Damn that was fun,"

Friends: Don't know much about you

Best Friends: Could write an biography on your life

Friends: Give you a tissue when your boyfriend breaks up with you

Best Friends: Are walking up to him saying, "It's because your gay isn't it,"

Friends: Let you down

Best Friends: Try hard not to

I am against BULLIES

I am with GAY RIGHTS

I am against SERIAL KILLERS

I am with LOVE

I am against HATERS

I am with KISSES

A girl and a guy are riding a motorcycle, suddenly he starts to speed up. The girl asks, "Please slow down!" but he ignores her and says, "Only if you put on my helmet," he teases, she sighs and puts it on. "Now will you slow down?" she growls, angry that he hasn't. "Only if you give me a big hug!" he says, she sighs again and wraps her arms around him. "Now?" she begs, scared because they're not slowing down, but speeding up. "Now tell me you love me," he says, voice soft. "I love you," she mutters.

The next day in the newspaper a girl and a boy had both crashed their motorcycle into a brick wall, the brakes hadn't been working. The boy hadn't survived the fatal crash, but the girl had barely escaped with her life. She wouldn't have if she hadn't been wearing a helmet.

A man buys 20 roses, one is fake. He gives them to the woman he loves and tells her he will stop loving her once all the roses die out.

Favorite Things?

Band: 30 Seconds To Mars

Movie: Scream

Color: Red

Food: Orange Chicken

Song: Party Rock Anthem- LMFAO

Book: Percy Jackson and Shiver

Game: Kingdom Hearts

TV Show: Modern Family

Be a wonderful person and I'm sure you'll make it through life.

Do you have all of the episode names and order memorized? Nearly

Can you not help but quote Bones on an hourly basis? If i do it i don't realise...

Did you start watching Buffy because David Boreanaz is in it? Nope, haven't seen angel either

Do you feel obligated to introduce everyone you know to the amazingness called Bones? Basically

Do you worship TJ Thyne? Yep

Do you know Zack's middle name is Uriah? Yeah

Have you ever considered a career as a forensic anthropologist? Ahuh

Have you ever wondered how it's possible for Bones to not have an MD? Obviously she doesn't have one cause she doesn't like flesh

Do you know exactly what episodes Bones and Booth first hold hands, hug, and kiss? Getting there

Do you find Bones to be the only show that you can watch the same episodes over and over and NEVER get bored of them? Certain episodes

Does the number 12402510221 mean anything to you? Yes...

When someone says dirt, do you picture Hodgins freaking out? Now i do

Have you become a conspiracy theorist since you started watching? DEFINATLY

Is it obvious to you that the Jeffersonian is modeled after the Smithsonian? I don't know what the Smithsonian looks like but i guessed off the name Jeffersonian

If any of these apply to you copy and paste this to your profile

If random songs just pop into your head at any given moment, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song, to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're obsessed with CASTLE copy this to your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you're obsessed with NCIS copy this to your profile!

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

YOUR GUY SIDE: (Bold applies to meeee :D.)

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
dogs are better than cats
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (It depends who it is)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (I've got a DS and PS2 )
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV. (Footy- AFL)
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games. (where i come from we don't have 'em)
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear. (if that means trackies then sure :D)
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 16

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick. (sometimes)
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink. (sometimes)
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport. (not one i would particiapte in though)
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars
You were in gymnastics/dance
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (don't wear all of them though..)
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can. (not school ones though)
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (Barbies and Bratz any way)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything. (I'm too shy for that)

Total: 16

I'm the same, so i don't know what that means...

Hello World! You know the only way of knowing that you are human is...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or a email address.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the T.V.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list and keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.)And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) And now you copy and paste this into your profile.

Some funny stuff i found :D

Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself! It's rude!

Don't look at me in that tone of voice!

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

Okay, that rip in the time-space continuum was so not my fault...ish.

My voices tell me that your voices are dorks.

Oh! Look, a distraction!

Bring it...fool!

Normal is a setting on a dryer.

I don't have a short attention span! I just...oh look, a kitten!

Hold up! I can't hear you. Let me turn down my awesomeness...

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

They don't know that we know that they know we know.

I shower naked.

The voices in my head are fighting again.

Music is my crack.

People think I’m crazy, but I’m actually just bored.

I’m not short. I’m built low to the ground for speed and accuracy.

Holy nonsensical exclamation, batman!

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Stupid things! In bold are the thing's I've done... haha.

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with thongs on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird (People do that?)
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria (Isn't that the same thing )
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a 'beware of dog' sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

Is 68 good or bad?

1. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

A Computer?

2. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Australia's Greatest Athlete...

3. Without looking, guess what time it is:

6:30

4. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

6:33

5. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Music

6. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

A couple of hours ago, coming back from going shopping

7. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Um... FanFiction? Or Facebook.. Or Tumblr... one of those (if not all)

8. What are you wearing?

Clothes? Trackies and a spoungebob top

9. Did you dream last night?

Yeah, was a pretty weird dream

10. When did you last laugh?

Just before when i was watching TV

11. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Posters

12. Seen anything weird lately?

Yeah... i guess

13. What do you think of this quiz?

Um? Do I have to answer that?

14. What is the last film you saw?

Life As We Know It

15. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

OMFG! I don't know? Anything I want...

16. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

Well, if I knew who you were i may...

17. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I would become a multi-millionaire (I know it's selfish but it's never gunna happens so let me be okay..)

18. Do you like to dance?

Not really

19. George Bush

I don't really care...

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Lilly or Emma

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Hamish or Mitchell

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Maybe... but i'd have to know what that means first

23. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

Um.. how about hi?