"What part of I AM BUSY don't you understand? Is it the 'I' bit? That refers to me. Is it the 'am' bit? That's like a 'doing' thing. Is it - is it 'I'm busy'? I'm busy!"

Obsessive fangirling since 3/17/97.

15. Carnivore addicted to coffee, the Italian language, Assassin's Creed and granola bars. Agnostic.

Yes, I am weird. But not really. No, you'd more or less describe me as... awe-inspiring. Peculiar.

Can I quote every Fight Club line? Here's your hint: Yes.

Do I somehow work in Assassin's Creed quotes into every conversation? Does the red cross darken the horizon?

Likes: Writing, reading, fics with good characterization, being a Grammar Nazi, dogs, roleplaying (I have Assassin's Creed Facebook roleplay accounts... okay, that's a lie, four...), music, video games, weaponry, scarves, coffee, religious tolerance, yaoi/slash, yuri/femslash, assassins for obvious reasons...

Dislikes: People who write in chatspeak, most OOC fics, clowns, video games/movies that spend too much time on the graphics and not enough time on the story, irritating noises, crying babies

Movies: Fight Club, Saw (preferably I-III), Dogma, The Raven, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Rise of the Guardians, American History X, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Shame, Final Fantasy: Advent Children, Dying Breed, Insidious, The Number 23, The Amazing Spider-man, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

Books: Assassin's Creed (novel adaptations), Origin, Warriors (preferably The First Ark and The New Prophecy), Drowning Instinct, Hunger Games, Impulse, Identical, Crank, Glass, Tricks, Perfect, Thirteen Reasons Why, Fight Club, Choke, Ingo

Music: Tool, Puscifer, A Perfect Circle, Linkin Park, Dead By Sunrise, Seether, Evanescence, Lacuna Coil, Breaking Benjamin, Fair to Midland, Oomph, Three Days Grace, Halestorm, Flyleaf, Stone Sour, Kamelot, Imagine Dragons, Lady Gaga, Fort Minor, Muse

Video Games: Assassin's Creed, Fallout (preferably 3 or New Vegas), Left 4 Dead, Fable, Dante's Inferno, Batman: Arkham Asylum/City, Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Tales of Symphonia, Pokemon (especially Ruby or Sapphire), Soul Calibur, Sly Cooper, Kingdom Hearts, Dark Cloud, Okami, Legend of Zelda (really, who doesn't like this?), Jet Force Gemini, Prototype, Jack and Daxter, Devil May Cry, Chaos Legion, Final Fantasy X (this is really the only one I like)

OTPs: Altaїr/Malik. Altaїr/Ezio. Altaїr/Maria. Altaїr/Connor. Ezio/Cristina. Ezio/Sofia. Ezio/Leonardo. Ezio/Federico. Connor/Aveline. Connor/Haytham (because fuck you). Desmond/Shaun. Desmond/Lucy.

Fanfictions:

Between Blood and Rust: He's been alone all his life, unwilling to open that dark, frigid heart. He's been fighting the other man every step of the way, even behind bars where Malik can no longer reach him. There's no way to win against the Rafiq, even inside of his own head. AltMal. Rating subject to change.
Status: Ongoing
Genre: Angst/Hurt/Comfort
Fandom: Assassin's Creed

Burying Them Stones in the Desert: The last thing he ever expected was for her to save him. They were neutral for a while, even learning the little things about each other. That was until she betrayed him and attempted to destroy everything he knew, everything he loved. So why did she save him? Why did she decide to spare him, whenever she could've simply snapped his neck? F!Courier/Vulpes. Rating may change.
Status: Ongoing
Genre: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Fandom: Fallout: New Vegas

March of Mephisto: He was Lucifer incarnate, or so Arcade thought. He used to slaughter entire towns--this man, sitting in front of him. How could a simple accident bring him down so far? And worst of all, why did fate deliver him into Arcade's hands? Vulpes/Arcade. Rating may change.
Status: Unpublished
Genre: Romance/Angst
Fandom: Fallout: New Vegas