* A/N: Sorry about not updating for.. oh 7 months. School and other things jumped up and attacked me. Plus the fact that I am still buried up to my neck in this confounded plot hole I have dug myself into. But since I have Easter Break off I hope to have another chappie out soon. Either that, or after May8th. AP exams the 7th. sigh. Not even a 7th year and taking NEWTS. THANKS to ALL who reviewed. I really appriciate it and they help boost my self confidence. hehehee. Well I must off to do homework, studying the habits of Starfish, veryyyyyy intersting. *

Hi Everybody. Ok. Im 16, live in the USA. 1 dog, which I am allergic to but oh well, and 1 guinea pig. There is a possessed squirrel in my driveway that tries to kill me every day by dropping branches or nuts on my head. Actually he hasnt been around lately. Which is great since hes an evil littl bugger.

My favorite passtime is reading. Favorite authors are: ROBERT JORDAN, yay, TERRY BROOKS, yay, J.K.ROWLING, yay, J.R.R. TOLKIEN, yay, and pretty much every fanfic writer. I have read 300+ ff, seriousally, I counted. Can you say obsession. Yup... Best FF: Kirbee25-Lily and James the Prequel.

Favorite Pairings: L/J- Perfect..
Sirius/Arabella- I am a firm believer that Arabella is not a catty (get it) old woman.
Sirius/OC: love that Sirius
Remus/OC- Remus is sooo sweet.
Harry/Ginny- H/G= J/L
Draco/Ginny- Forbidden. Heehee, so much fun.
Ron/Hermione- opposites attract, right?
and last but not least...
Me/ James, Sirius, Remus... hahaha. Im dreaming of a WHITEEEE CHRISTMAS.

Things that annoy the hell out of me: Preppy bitches, egotistical girls, happy bubbly ditzy girls, boys who do nothing but stare down girls shirts, my orchestra director (DIE), politicans, stupid school board members, and my brother. Oh and people who write ff's and say " She was short, only 5'5"." haha thats not short. thats AVERAGE. I am short. Barely 5'. 5'5" is NOT SHORT.

Now, its time for some funny lil quotes.. None of these belong to me, so dont sue. Unless your name is Sue, then go right ahead...
*My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious, serious mental problems!
*One by one- the yard gnomes steal my sanity.
*Nothing's wrong with talking to people who aren't there. It’s only scary when they talk back!
*Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
*I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
*I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
*If I throw a stick, will you leave?
*Trifle not with the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
*You know what they say about brilliant minds; tend to do bad things when they get bored.
* "Me, I'm dishonest. And you can always trust a dishonest person to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you have to watch for, because you can never tell when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid." -*Captain* Jack Sparrow, PoTC

And here are some inspiring little WoT quotes:
* It is the enemy you underestimate that kills you.
* If you must mount the gallows, give a jest to the crowd, a coin to the hangman, and make the drop with a smile on your lips.
* Death comes sooner or later to everyone unless they serve the Dark One, and only fools are willing to pay that price. (*cough PETER cough*)
* We all make our limits, and we set them further out than we have any right.
* Only a fool thinks a lion or a woman can truly be tamed.
* To destroy, or be destroyed. When that's your choice, is there a difference? (*cough BUSH cough*)
*A secret spoken finds wings.
* It isn't the stone you see that trips you on your nose.
* What's life like if you don't take a chance now and then?
* I have heard it said that you should believe nothing you hear, and only half of what you see.
* Only a battle lost is sadder than a battle won.
* Killing is as easy as dying, any fool can do either. (*coughBUSHcough*)
* Do not trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
* The stone easiest carved is easiest crumbled. It is the stone hardest to shape that lasts the longest, especially in the streams of the world.

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

I would like to thank Robert Jordan for all of those quotes...

And here is a funny little quote from the Two Towers extended... "Final Count, 42."- Legolas
"42. Oh, thats not bad for a pointy earred elvish princeling. I myself am sitting pretty on 43."- Gimli
*Legolas shoots arrow at orc gimli is sitting on*
*Gimli gives him the look*
"43"- Legolas
"He was already dead."
"He was twitching."
"He was twitching becuase he's got my axe embedded in his nervous system."
*orc twitches again*

heehee. Isnt that just soooo verry funny. yeah it is.

Scene from ROTK: Enter Gollum and Smeagol.
" Shes hungry. All she has to eats is filthy orces." Gollum
" And that doesnt taste very nice, does it precious." Smeagol

HP and the OotP is now my second favoritest Harry Potter book. 2nd only to Azkaban.. cause I love the "old crowd" namely Remus and Sirius. *sob* Sirius

Notice: JP and the J.E.. might be renamed... dunno yet.. But it wont be drastic, i swear upon Bob the spork. I NEED YOUR OPINION: Should it be JP and the Jade E, or JP and the EMERALD E??? YOU be the judge.

did you notice that the word onion is in opinion. heehee.

REVIEW!!! and i shall give ye a cookie. (:))))) I got plenty.
Of course, flames will be used to toast marshmellows and make smores. Yum.. But that does NOT mean you can gimme one. They burn.. Ouch..Ouch..Ouch..Ouch..

I went to France and Spain this summer and I must say that I loved it there. Nicer climate, cleaner, prettier buildings, etc.. Twas just luverly.

note, I am writing this after eating about a quarter of a pound of fudge and a huge chocolate chip cookie. I cannot be held accountable for my actions.

NOTE as of 2/6/04: Sorry about not updating lately. Somehow I violated something and cannot update for awhile, then theres the writers block, and I'd rather not force a chapter out and have it suck. But Im thinking, and reading a lot of fantasy so my minds getting back on track. Look for update soon. I wont promise when, but (hopefully) soon. :)