Hello there loves, this is Joker's Ace in the Hole- you can call me Ace. I prefer to write and read Harry Potter, Batman, Bleach, Naruto, Fairy Tail, Danny Phantom, Homestuck, Teen Titains and any Xovers between the afore mentioned. I typically don't like reading romances and prefer nitty gritty stories with few grammar problems and realistic situations/reactions.

However, I do like romances:

Pairings i like: Shinji/Hayori (Bleach), Joker/Harry (Xover- read Ace of Spades!!), Gin/Rangiku (Bleach), Levi/Gajeel (Fairy Tail), Jake/Dirk (Homestuck), Dark!Ginny/Harry (Harry Potter), Snape/Lily (Harry Potter), Robin/Raven (Teen Titains), Raven/BB (Teen Titains- sometimes w/ mature!BB), Zabuza/Haku (Naruto- usually fem!Haku), Kid Flash/Jynx (Teen Titains), Izumo/Kotetsu (Naruto)

Pairings that i hate: Sasuke/Naruto (Naruto- some are okay but most suck), Gamzee/Jade (Homestuck), Starfire/Robin (Teen Titains), Sam/Danny (Danny Phantom), Sakura/Naruto (Naruto- again some are okay)

00.) Randomly list twelve of your favorite Fan-Fic characters:

Joker
Gamzee
Jushiro
Erza
Danny
Konan
Pein
Slade
Two-Face
Snape
Unohana
Jynx

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Konan/Unohana

No, but it actually has promise

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Erza

Smoking hot

03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Jynx/Slade

If it was the opposite way around that would still be kinda wierd but fine. But Jynx getting Slade prego?

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any? Two-Face

Unfortunately no- but i want to read some with him! So suggestions are good!

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Gamzee/Konan

Hmm... Well Konan is pretty used to dealing with crazies, and Gamzee would get a kick out of her blue hair

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Danny/Two-Face or Danny/Snape

Haha choices choices, Probably Snape because he would admire his bravery as a spy rather than Two-face who he might despise for giving in to his 'dark side'

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Pein Gamzee/Jynx

Well... uh... i don't actually know... Probably leave and have Konan distract him so he could forget

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic. Jushiro/Snape

One was a world-weary spy who wanted nothing more than to give into death, and other other was a shinigami who had seen far too much death to let him.

09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic? Joker/Slade

… Umm… no. not at all... I mean maybe if they were talking about their pasts... but that's a big maybe

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Pein/Jynx

A Change in Fortune

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Erza/Joker

O.O I don't even know what to say about that. umm... maybe have her beat him into submission for not being respectful before he is 'the joker' then get carried away?

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? Pein

No... but I don't even know who he'd be paired with...

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Jushiro

Actually… that’s a really good question.

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Unohana

nope, but more people should, she's a badass!

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five? Gamzee/Erza/Danny

What twisted mind could even come up with that? It's a crazy Troll, a super powerful Human, and a young halfa that just doesn't work

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Snape

Erm... ten points to (insert house/past house here)?

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Slade

Get Out Alive- Three Days Grace

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Joker/Konan/Jynx

Threesome, Fem!Slash, Blood play (joker) umm... probably Non-Con or Dub-Con

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Snape/Gamzee

Um... "I have some... interesting potions you should test for me." Eww...

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Danny

A few days ago I'd guess- read 'Running to the Enemy's Arms' it's great

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink? Konan

bondage? I mean she did have Nagato all but tied up when Naruto bust in

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? Unohana/Slade

Erm... if at all i'd go with drunk, though i can't honestly see her getting drunk

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top? Jushiro/Pein

That’s actually a good question… Well... probably Pein just because he's be repressed all his life and Jushiro seems like he wouldn't really care either way.

24.) "One(Joker) and Nine (Two-Face) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Two-Face) suddenly runs off with Four (Erza). One(Joker), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Unohana) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Jynx), then follows the wise advice of Five (Danny) and finds true love with Three (Jushiro)." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it

Wow... umm... well 'Fate's a Bitch'? No more like 'Accepting or Denying'

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Pein/Slade

I'd wonder how the hell it happened but um... well i'd be interested to see who it played out.