Deadpool receives a job as Argus Filch's Assistant Caretaker at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Features much insanity, hijinks, bedlam, and shameless destruction of the fourth wall, all brought to you by everyone's favorite mercenary. Pure insidious crack. The fifth and final year of this adventure begins in September 2019. You may not survive the experience.

Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. I repeat, not crack ! Plot takes a few chapters to appear but it's there)

What chaos would befall the ninja world if Deadpool and Kurenai raised Narumi (Naruto). Slightly darker/smarter/twisted FemNaruto. Deadpool still our loveable Merc with the mouth and Kurenai a little darker. Story Idea and request comes from DarkAmry1. Rated teen for now..might change in later on in the story.

Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

In his dreams Harry discovered Voldemort was going to attempt to get him into the TriWizard Tournament. In retaliation he tricked the Goblet of Fire to emit the names of the people who wanted him in the tournament. Four names came out, including Albus Dumbledore. Now the new Supreme Champion is forced into the tournament. See how he fares. Dumbledore!Bashing.

Uzumaki Naruto has been known for several things in his young life. Heroism. Bravery. Strength. And last, but certainly not least...attracting buxom young women to his bed. So, when he finds himself mysteriously catapaulted thousands of years into the future, you'd think he'd be able to adapt rather readily, no? There's just one problem...HE CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH! Narutoxharem!

When Naruto was ten years old he was taken out of Konoha by two chuunins who left him to die. An old Senju finds him and trains him for a year until he passes away. Naruto then moves on to become a known bounty hunter. He relies heavily on speed and his swordsmanship. A lot of comedy. NaruHarem

Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.

Umbridge sets a penpal assignment to some rather odd people. Nothing will ever be the same again.

Dumbledore sends his students a letter at three in the morning.

In desperation a boy escaped everything, even himself, to a place that would give him a new name, a new life, and the magic of love and friendship. Pony!Harry. Includes the Mane 6, fan-made ref (with citation), and all the other cast of MLP, episode spoilers, set in MLP world, AU.Warning: A few mentions of straight ponies, but don't worry they arn't a big part of the story.

Twilight Sparkle has been here before. In fact, she's been here so often she's thoroughly bored. Time Loop stories for Equestria.

Naruto is back in a different world, a world that is nothing like the previous ones he has visited before. Sequel to "Naruto Of Three Worlds". Short chapters, Harem, Crackfic. Longer summary inside.

Naruto wished he could understand women. Between Risa's teasing, Yui's lecturing and his adopted mother's blatant disregard of the standards of a mother son relationship Naruto was struggling to stay sane. Now a pink haired alien has declared she will marry him and her sister is trying to create him a harem as her father sends assassins after him. What's a guy to do?

A different upbringing leaves Harry Potter with an early knowledge of magic and a view towards the Wizarding World not as an escape from the Dursleys, but as an opportunity to learn more about it. Unfortunately, he quickly finds that there are many elements in this new world that are unwilling to leave the Boy-Who-Lived alone.

Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.

His godly chakra reserves? All gone. Amazing and destructive jutsu? Can't use 'em. Weak? Not even close. If all else fails then good old fashion exercise will help. Unfortunately, he may have overdone it because now Naruto is bored. "How'd you get so strong?" "Push ups, sit ups, and plenty of orange juice!"

A series of drabbles and oneshots about all the times Nico can be kind of ridiculous. We all love him, and know he's amazing and awesome and hot and all that, but when you think about it, Nico's still just a kid, and sometimes he just makes you want to sigh and say, "Oh, Nico." These are some of those times. FINALLY UPDATED 8/29/17 SORRY I KNOW I'M THE WORST.

Welcome to "Fate's Gamble Omake: Second Edition", a story is full of cracks/omakes/one-shots/snippets based on the fanfic "Fate's Gamble"(a Harry Potter x Fate/stay night story by Lupine Horror). Some stories will be dark and serious in nature, while others will be the opposite. All this stories belong to different people and come from topic/139203/95299150/1/Omakes.

Sequel to the Prince of Olympus. Naruto now an Olympian Gods is slowly enjoying the forever life of a god with his beautiful lovers, taking care of his domains and working to become the best god like he promised himself. In this new adventure Naruto will continue what he does best and at the same time tries to adapt to the growing feeling of a certain wisdom goddess. [NarutoxHarem]

Things aren't always as simple as they seem. Just because he found himself in a new world, Naruto shouldn't have forgotten this. Now he must deal with angel, fallen angels, devils, perverts and god, all while maintaining a relationship and running his store. Things can never be simple for him.

Giving into despair, Naruto calls upon his tenant to end his suffering. However, instead of killing the boy, the Kyuubi breaks his mind and causes her host to become insane in the Looney variety! Now, with feats that defy laws of nature and space, the last Uzumaki of the Hidden Leaf will carve a path of craziness and downright looniness on his way to what he truly desires!

This isn't happening except it was. Bella's life is not a game...except it is. Oh what the hell, Bella might as well enjoy it. Gamer style Bella fic. Yes, this is happening...

A.K.A how Harry was adopted and raised by a squib, and take the Wizarding World by storm. Follow his story as he entered Hogwarts as one Henry Julius Prewett, the power of smiles shall prevail! The fun has just started!

Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS

In a weird coincidence. Naruto stumbles upon Kakashi and Gai getting ready for one of their contests. After watching and being amazed by the strength the two possess. He is inspired to become someone powerful enough that he could end every fight with a Single Punch. This is the Story of how the Leaf's One-Punch Ninja came to be.

AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.

In order to increase 'the power the Dark Lord knows not,' Dumbledore gives baby Harry a powerful love potion. This bold move results in...unusual consequences. Witness Harry Potter, Boy-Who-Lived, Boy-Who-Caught-the-Snitch-Two-Times, and Boy-Who-Conquered-Voldemort-But-Did-Not-Kill-Him at his very best...which is considerably less impressive than everyone expects. AU.

If his life at Hogwarts was going to be a living hell, then so was hers. She wouldn't know what hit her.

AU story in which there's a hiccup in the narrative third year. Harry is bit by Lupin trying to protect Hermione. Shortly after that Hermione learns she's a Veela. And their worlds shift as their new identities grow. Grey Dumbledore, AU, Veelaness and lycanthropy, UPDATE- Chapter deleted for rewrite

Third installment in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie visit the realm of the gods. Featuring the revelation of the Great God Four, the goddess of pregnancy, Kisame's translations, the resurrection of the porcupine, Princess Fou Mia, War And Blood Addicts Anonymous, sadistic ghosts, and the God of the Underworld, Ren.

Unexpected time travel can provide endless hours of entertainment...if you do it right. Under any other circumstances Harry would have done everything in his power to set things right the Gryffindor way. Too bad he's learned a lot since that final battle. Meet the biggest prankster in the Ministry's dreaded Audit department, and with one heck of a grudge to grind!

It's the year 2185CE. Commander Jane Shepard is recruiting members to bring with her on a mission against the Collectors and the Reapers. Among the candidates is Dr. Harry Potter, the reclusive mad scientist who has been missing for twenty years. Who knows what he was doing during that time? Rated M to be sure.

AU: Itachi didn't kill the clan, instead he and his friends are teaching the next generation to drive them (and maybe the rest of Konoha) crazy. Won't that be fun?

Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!

So the Ministry of Magic has decided to sent someone undercover into the den of the leaders of a newly discovered type of vampire. Harriet can understand that, she can't understand why anyone would think her suitable to play at being secretary to a bunch of leeches, surely defeating Voldemort was enough public service? Fem!Harry. Basically everyone OC!

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

Natsu decided to go on a training trip soon after Lisanna died. On the same day he left he met Naruto & Ace who decided to tag along with him. The three of them are strong but also hopeless perverts and drunks. A lot of comedy. OOC & Grammar warning. Early chapters are being rewritten, check my profile for status.

Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.

Sakura is bored one afternoon and so Naruto suggests she and him prank call people. Soon it turns into a thing. Does not contain NaruSaku (although it is onesided on Naruto's part). Somewhat OOC for some characters.

Crackfic Hermione Granger gets sorted into the house of Marshmallow which causes a lot problems as the house doesn't officially exist.With the Sorting Hat as her head of house and four other students added to the house ,Hogwarts will never be the same again.

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

Vader finds the first Force-Sensitive child since the purge. Naturally he has to adopt the boy, who shares the name of a rather noted Sith from the ancient past. However Revan isn't just a force-sensitive child. He's an immortal wizard who de-aged himself out of boredom and to stir up chaos. Let the fun begin. CRACK FIC

Draco Malfoy was a strange child, even by wizard standards. Actually, no, scratch that, to say he was strange would be putting it lightly, to be frank, Draco was a insane pyromaniac who had already committed multiple acts of arson by the time he was five. Not that anyone would ever say anything about it of course. And knowing Deidara, for him this was downright tame.(Reincarnation)

When Harry Potter went to America to pursue his dream of becoming a mob boss he left a very compatent minion behind. Colin happily conquered all of Magical Britain in his masters name. Now Harry has to come back to deal with it. Oh and Draco's gotten engaged. (Explosive Dragon Sequel)(Reincarnation)

After reading the tale of the hallows Harry should have known Death was petty. Now the "Master of Death" was to be reborn in an exiting world of ninja as a Nara deer. 'Death can't harm its master' his bloody arse

Little vampire Harry, along with his Sire Demetri, are about to really shake things up in Forks. Oh the adventures Harry will have.

A young cat, in needing of a master to train her in the sacred ways of nature, but what will the journey hold for this young cat? Only the Seventh holds the answer for her in this story.

What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!

The unofficial fourth of the Make a Wish series by Rorschach's Blot, it was originally written by Overkill aka Irrational Intelligence and removed for some reason. EDIT: Have separated the chapters now.

Hagrid wins a dragon egg...only what is inside is no dragon. Harry is the first to make eye contact with the creature inside...and ends up with a most unusual familiar. Watch out Hogwarts...things are about to get prehistoric!

Bored. That's one word that describes Naruto, the new Juubi. Deciding to set out to another world based on his predecessors memories, he goes to create chaos like what his namesakes means. Watch out Gods! Someone is here to cause trouble and you just can't beat him. No serious plot, for fun really.

Naruto had been sent to Earthland (Fairy Tail) after the war. In Earthland he became "friends" with Natsu Dragneel and Portgas D Ace (One Piece). He's now nineteen years old and his mind has somehow been sent back to his home world but in an alternative universe. He wakes up in Iwa but in a younger version of himself. Parings: NaruHarem. Sequel to Three People From Three Worlds.

Having check-mated himself into a corner with his acquisition of little sisters that needed protecting as well as freedom, Naruto resigns himself to the idea of taking charge of a nation for their sake. That didn't mean he was going to take the whole thing as seriously as his wife had intended though. Fourth in series.

The new DADA co-teacher was weird and overly suspicious. Everything he did stood out even when he didn't have facial expressions and had the worse monotone ever and Harry has had Binns for the last 5 years, that was saying something! Actually Harry was pretty sure that Professor Fran was secretly, or not so secretly, a death eater. It only made sense! Not just one-shots any longer!

Illya wakes up in Diagon with no idea how she got there, considering her last memory was of Gilgamesh killing her. To avoid being found out by the Einzberns and possibly killed, she enrolls in Hogwarts...and she's determined to have fun with the wizards. So what if she completely wrecks history in the process? She gets to save her father and finally have a proper family!

When Sirius falls through the Veil in the Department of Mysteries Harry attempts to nose-dive after him. A strange encounter for Harry radically changes his world view;why worry about a Dark Lord when there's a good book to explore?

This is a series of oneshots involving Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Involves a boatload of sarcasm from Harry. Mr. Black makes an appearance. Books 1-7 - Completed! Crack-fic.

After the Fourth Shinobi War, Naruto thought that he could finally start a life he always wanted, until two goddess apppear at Konoha and the true origin about his parent finally unfolded. Now walk into a new world with a new title, Naruto might never understand how much the world and his family need him. [NarutoxHarem] [Lemon in the future] All author's note deleted. Sequel coming

Waking up on a train with no idea how he got there or why he was eleven again, Magneto finds himself thrown head first into the treacherous world of magic. Fortunately he's not alone, as familiar faces can be found even in Hogwarts, though apparently he wasn't the only one to suffer through puberty twice. Can he find a way back to his world...and will he want to when he does?

After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way

What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry

It was supposed to be a joke letter, but it ended up so much more. Who would have guessed that the 'poster child' of the Light side was a closet Pyromaniac with a distinct inability to care about the trauma he causes? Now there's a warlock teaching DADA, there's Death Eaters on fire, and the mediwitch is hexing everyone! Who knew being a minder for Richard could be so fun? CRACK

He was not sure when it all started, was it when he was a baby, was it when these incidents happened, or was it when he joined Total Drama with his childhood friend. Only one thing he knows is that he has been living a dramatic life. Rated M for some swearing and possible lemon in future.

The sequel to ItMoaS. Mad scientist Harry Potter, now twenty years old, is sent to the SGC to half-join SG-1, accompanying them on missions. However, this job, which was just supposed to be providing Harry with research and allow him to expand on his knowledge, will have him make grand discoveries about himself and that of the entire magical race. Harry/Tonks/possibly more

A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.

Every shinobi has a quirk that keeps them more or less insane. It's in the job description. But when a revenge prank on his father takes a life of it's own, Itachi finds that his is a little more...vocal than others. Meet Yoruichi Uchiha, the "illegitimate" daughter of Fugaku. Konoha will have to watch out, because this Uchiha version of the Red Hot Habenaro is here to stay!

It wasn't enough she was dumped in a city and then given a weird power. Now she's stuck in some sort of twisted game! It's not all bad though. She has a new family, a weird sort of alien harem, and she'll never have to return to England. But can Honoka survive the twisted tournament of an insane idiot who's obsessed with the "Age of the Gods"? Fem Harry with mostly female harem

The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.

The much anticipated sequel to Prodigy. James and Andron, our returning heroes, attempt to discover the origin of magic. They encounter new science, new magic, and old habits along the way.

It is a time of Civil War. Sith Forces led By DARTH REVAN have the Republic on the brink of destruction. How can the Republic hope to stand against such a ..."Lord Revan, Why are you painting that gizka orange?" "Because Orange is awesome,-ttebayo. I think I'll Name him Gamakun." A retelling of KOTOR with our favorite ninja as Darth Revan. Nonevil!Revan!Naruto. Rated M for language

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. I almost feel sorry for him. Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more.

Naruto was on a mission to get himself some little sisters and by his divine left testicle, he was going to get them. Xanna was content to let him do it and maybe corrupt one or two in the process for amusement. Third in series, advisable to read previous ones first.

This is a dimention hopping Naruto DBZ crossover series. Buu was absorbed into the seal and then fused with Naruto. After eating all the other jinchuuriki, Naruto decides to jump dimentions. Now in One Piece. Naruto/Terra/Raven/harem lemons are here!

Honestly, none of them expected the dimension to collapse, other than Hidan. None of them expected to be reborn, with memories fully intact, in a different dimension. None of them expected to learn magic in this new world. None of them expected anything that happened. But it did.

Welcome to "Fate's Gamble:Omake Edition", a story full of cracks/omakes/one-shots/snippets based on the fanfic "Fate's Gamble" (a Harry Potter X Fate/stay Night story by Lupine Horror). Some stories will be dark and serious in nature, while others will be the opposite. All this stories belong to different people and come from topic/139203/95299150/1/Omakes. This Archive is done.

Moonlight Sparkle, the identical twin of Twilight, was taken from their crib when she was barely one month old. Dawn Potter was taken by Lily and James three days after Moonlight was kidnapped. Now Dawn has found a way back to Equestria to her real family, but will the magical community let her leave so easily? And can she reconnect to her lost twin sister Twilight? FEM HARRY!

AU- Given up after that fateful night, a prodigious Harry Potter ends up in America, working as a Lab Tech/Federal Agent. Now his family wants him back, but can he trust their motives? Can he trust his own? Multi-crossover.

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

Finished with their overly long honeymoon, Naruto and Xanna leave their dimension of origin in favor of a new(and hopefully interesting) one. Finding themselves faced with a world where the supposed protectors of the innocent refuse to kill their obviously evil counterparts, they decide to push some buttons. Sequel to my first story, strongly recommended you read that first.

Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi

Ichigo and Rukia have a run in with what is quite possibly the weirdest Hollow ever. The problem? It won't leave them alone! Rated T just to be safe.

My attempt at writing a continuation for Make a Wish, Hunt for Mr. Black and Terminal Justice. Harry gets sent into the marvel universe. rated T for mild swearing and limes. A/N: Yes, I know this story sucks. This was also one of the first stories I wrote. Granted, I haven't improved all that much, but I would like to say that this is crap even compared to the crap I have written.

What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.

Willow tries to keep Xander safe, by sending him away from battle using a teleport spell she'd barely read. Xander's in for quite a trip, pity the multiverse.

Naruto was given a chance to protect everyone he loved... by never seeing them again and going to a new world. A world filled with magic, and he himself now has this magic given to him by... A little girl! How will Naruto handle a world where war is rare and the opponents are strange? Like a boss that's how! Naruto/Harem, Powerful Naruto, Dragon Slayer Naruto with a twist.

A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.

When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.

Thrown into the Void as a bodiless fëa, Sauron hadn't expected to get out there any time soon. No wonder thus that suddenly crashing stark naked into a different world came as a bit of a surprise... Will he cope with the wizarding world, Hogwarts, and the messy Weasley family, or are we in for disaster? Either way, it's gonna be a rough ride...

Harry Potter was always called a "Freak" by the Dursleys, the wizarding world often reviled him, and the muggles ignored his abuse or added to it... After all of that abuse, is it any wonder that Harry is going to make the world regret it? W!Dark Animal H HIATUS

Szayel Aporro's experiments turn Ichigo into a baby. The Espada, Aizen, Gin, and Tousen all have to take turns watching him.

Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.

You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!

Xander Harris was never called a genius, but after a different choice of Halloween costumes he is hit with a 'spark' of mad genius, the abilities that go with it, and flung into a far different world. Come and enjoy the madness. GirlGenius vers costume. HIATUS

The Volturi ran off with their tails between their legs, but a gathering that large of supernatural creatures attracted attention from the magical world. The magical world is still rebuilding from Voldemort so Harry gets sent. He finds trouble quickly with vampires - and an infatuated shape shifter.

Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror

Sometimes, an average family has secrets. The residents of 1313 Mockingbird Lane have more secrets than most. Perhaps their biggest secret is how family comes first and foremost. Once he turns 11, young Harry Munster is offered a place at the Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry, but he isn't interested, for four reasons. Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy bears, and Spot.

Sequel to Rebellion. Total Crack, AU, and Gen set during book 6. Harry continues to 'pretend' to be insane in order to strike before Voldemort does.

It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.

Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!

Shikamaru is possessed! But this is no ordinary ghost...because this ghost is able to possess others and prank them! Watch out Konoha, Harry Potter is here with a vengeance, and he plans to stay! Can Harry find a way to return to the living, or will Shikamaru be stuck dealing with a mage who died before his time? Harry is an adopted Nara in this one.

Crack with plot! 2nd in the LIAG series can be read alone! What if instead of Ichigo learning the Final Getsuga he learned a Technique that would make living life a game. Ichigo X femZangetsu Harem Time Travel!

Discord mysteriously breaks free from his stony prison and, after stealing a package from Derpy Hooves, decides to create a familiar, twisted game show the likes of Equestria has never seen. Twenty unfortunate victims are about to fall victim to this.

Our favourite Bella and our least favourite Bella get some quality time in each others' lives. I have to reread Twilight to do this, so please review out of pity if nothing else. Don't take too seriously.

Emma Hawke has never been the most subtle or sane of apostates, much to the annoyance of the brother that can only watch in amazement and horror as she stumbles her way from refugee to noble to champion in a city as bizarre as she. Eventual AndersXHawke.

Ichigo and Renji find a list of fifty things guaranteed to piss off Yamamoto. Oh, the horror.

One shots of the madness between Ichigo, Zangetsu, and Hollow Ichigo. It's a miracle Ichigo isn't in the loony bin.Taking suggestions from readers. I do not own Bleach.

When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!

The characters of percy jackson play a game of truth or dare. Who will drive a monster truck? Who will go in the closet with who? THERE WILL BE CLIFF HANGERS. Rated T just in case.

Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.

Three years has passed since the end of MOK. What will happen now when Naruto and Haku try to live their lives the way they see fit. What about Tsunade, Shizune and others? Things never go as planned to our hero and his poor friend No!NaruFemHaku!romance

An accident at the age of six turned out to be a lucky thing for Harry Potter. It could get him all the things he had ever dreamed about and many things that he could have never imagined; girls, adventure, a home, and love.

This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with

Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.

Uzumaki Harry is the adopted brother of Naruto and Sasuke, under the guardianship of Jiraiya. Anko is his sensei. He edits 'Icha Icha'. Can you picture how messed up this is going to be?

All Revan wanted was to avoid any and all responsibility but the Force drags him back to the middle of the action once more. The Exile is probably the most dedicated Jedi ever and so she'll need all the help she can get... Sequel to 'So Not My Problem.'

What happens when a prank goes very wrong. Naruto seeks revenge of course. Rated T for now but most likely will change in future chapters. COMPLETED.

A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.

Sequel to Harry McGonagall. Voldemort's back and Harry's true identity is known.

You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...

All Revan wanted to do was stay alive and try to get with Bastila, in that order. He doesn't want to save the galaxy and he's not looking to help everyone he meets. Tragically, he's surrounded by hero types that keep trying to drag him along for the ride.

Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)

Naruto is raised by Tsunade and the story starts when Jiraiya brings them to Konoha to be the Hokage. Naruto doesnt want to be a ninja. But a medic. See how his life goes when dealing with Konoha. RateM for lang&sex. FEHAKUNOTNaruHaku Working on sequel!

A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.

Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.

Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine

She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.

An omake file for Make a Wish think of it as a sequel of sorts . . .

This is a collection of various omakes featuring characters from the universe of Rorschach's Blot's Make A Wish Series. Release schedule is about one a week.

Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.

When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?

The Kyuubi attack never happened, the hero of the village never died, and a child sits in the forest alone, waiting to show the world his power. *warning- follows major canon events* *abandoned.

Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

.AU. Harry Potter is the Boy Who Lived. Harry Potter is the most powerful being of his generation. Harry Potter is the son of the demon Trigon. He is Raven of the Teen Titans. CHP 18 UP!

Emmett discovers a list so magical, he beleives it was created by unicorns! He must complete this list! 16 days, 16 fun things to do in an elevator. What could go wrong?

Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr

Uh, "Edward never came back," and Bella goes crazy. Not just "hearing a hot voice in my head" crazy but medically insane. Yeah, and she has a superpower and wants revenge. AU.

Sakura is bored so Naruto comes along and suggests they prank call people. But Naruto and Sakura might end up causing chaos! What will happen? Who will they prank? Will the "victims" find out? Reviewing is accepted! Very slight Naruto X Sakura at parts.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

Inside this story you will find the chronicles of the 7 years of torture the staff of Hogwarts had to endure, from their point of view, due to 4 boys. That's right. None other than James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew.

Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

NaruHarem. Naruto gets saved from death by a deck of cards at age five. He is then taken as an apprentice by the Sandaime. --COMPLETE--

AU Harry Potter/Justice League. Oa has departed the universe forever, but it has left its essence in a young boy on a cold December night.

Both the Justice League and the Legion of Doom find their hands full when the original King of Mischief, the faerie Puck, is forced out of hiding.

The author goes to sleep one night and wakes up the next morning to find he's become Gilderoy Lockhart! He doesn't know any magic, he's got no idea who's making breakfast downstairs, and Dumbledore is due at his door any moment now! Complete.

Much to his displeasure, Harry is thrown back through time into his six year old body. As a result, Harry decides to contort the timeline, purely for his own amusement.

Anakin plays a nighttime prank on his Master, Obi-Wan. A funny story with a twist ending.

Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.

Reposted for kicks. Harry somehow travels to another universe and hilarity and harems ensue.

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

What if Dumbledore had answered Harry when Harry asked why Voldemort tried to kill him? This story explores what might have happenned.

A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord

My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.

Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.

A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.

A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

Hermione finds a spell to help Harry.

A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.

COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.

COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.

COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.

COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.

ABANDONED. PostOotP. Harry's 16th Birthday is to be spent at Privet Drive. A visit from Tonks and then the Minister leads to some fireworks in Harry's usually quiet, peaceful life. HONKS.

COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?

Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!