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Joined 12-15-13, id: 5388089, Profile Updated: 03-20-14

I'll begin with stating my favorite anime, so that you know that you are in the right place to read, well, what you are looking for. Mine are Magi, Hetalia, Naruto, Kuroko no Basket, Hunter x Hunter, Free! and D.Gray-man. Or maybe I should say that those are the ones that I obsess over enough that I would actually write about them.

Name: Chrissy
Gender: Female
Age: 16
A bit about me: I am a major sadist and enjoy to read about characters suffering the most. For this reason, I usually like the most angsty pairings the most. But I also like comedy, in moderation. I have trouble writing it though. I think that you have to have a certain type of personality and well, talent, to write comedy and I am pretty sure that I am lacking in one of those two things as I am not very funny at all.

Favorite Pairing(s):
Underline= Otp

Magi
Aladdin x Judal
Morgiana x Alibaba
Alibaba x Aladdin
Sinbad x Judal
Hakryuu x Alibaba
Hakryuu x Morgiana

Naruto
Sasuke x Naruto
Sakura x Sai
Sakura x Ino
Neji x Naruto
Neji x Hinata
Naruto x Hinata
Sasori x Deidara
Itachi x Naruto
Shikamaru x Ino

Kuroko no Basket
Aomine x Kise
Aomine x Kuroko
Kagami x Kuroko
Akashi x Kuroko

D.Gray-Man
Kanda x Allen
Levi x Lenalee
Allen x Lenalee
Kanda x Alma

Free
RinHaru
(I HATE MAKOHARU, I WILL NEVER READ IT)
ReiGisa

HxH
HisokaxIllumi
GonxKillua


To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.When you drop a pen, don't pick it up. When someone reaches to pick it up for you, scream, "Wait! That's mine!!!"

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

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Yesterday's Child by SarcasticSeraph reviews
Judal and Aladdin are twin brothers and both Magi, and the pride of the Kou Empire. In an attempt to win over it's support, and also to improve his emerging talents, Aladdin goes to Sindria to study. However, relations between the two countries take a severe turn for the worst . Adult Aladdin, AlibabaxAladdin, one sided SinbadxJudal, and various one sidedness. Shounen-ai
Magi/マギ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 116,784 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/19/2015 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Alibaba S., Aladdin] [Sinbad, Judar]
Breathe Me by MapleTreeway reviews
"God I'm so fat." "No, Alfred. You're not. You're –" "Stop it! I am and you know it! The whole world knows! Just stop okay?" Trigger Warning, Human AU, and F.A.C.E. Family.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,161 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - England/Britain, America, Russia, France - Complete
Take Him Back! by MapleTreeway reviews
America wants Canada to take a certain celebrity back. Canada, however, doesn't want to.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/30/2014 - America, Canada - Complete
Fractured by amoka22 reviews
Insults are everywhere, and eventually America starts to believe them. A constant victim of bullying, he wears a mask everywhere. One day that mask cracks, and the fractures just keep getting larger and larger. But he's broken, not shattered, and that is the difference, one that may not exist for much longer. Rated T for language, mentions of self-harm, suicide, and bullying.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 96 - Published: 2/22/2013 - America
On Better Terms by Galythia reviews
At the age of nineteen, Arthur was forced to drop out of school to take care of his little brother. He then rushed into marriage, divorced soon after, and was left a miserable wreck. What happens when he becomes the chauffeur for the lawyer, Alfred Jones? Very little Rus/Am, but VERY DARK. Rape and child sex trafficking at the hands of a crime lord.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 119,087 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Accidental Companions by Windschild8178 reviews
Guruko, one of Kakashi's dogs, ends up staying with Naruto because of an injury. However, along the way he discovers it's Naruto who really needs the help. But what can a dog do? Keywords: iendship.Dark.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,322 - Reviews: 2631 - Favs: 4,312 - Follows: 4,099 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto
Going to the therapist by FanofBellaandEdward reviews
Naruto's relationship with Sasuke has hit the bottom. In order to not lose his partner, he seeks the help of a sex therapist Kakashi. Will he be able to bring these two back together? Or will he fail? Slash, birthday fic. Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,839 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 79 - Published: 7/19/2011 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
My Firearm is My Friend by Jay1892 reviews
After the 9/11 attack America isolates himself, refusing to make contact with others out of paranoia that they too might turn on him. No one has been able to get through to him or make him stop sleeping with a gun by his side, but can England save him?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,037 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete