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Joined 12-17-13, id: 5393759, Profile Updated: 01-27-15
Author has written 3 stories for Batman, and Naruto.

I am Mighty No. 8409 (my official number for the Mighty No 9 Forums)

"Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional" Said someone much smarter than I am.

I do stuff for Caiminds and Pop Spectrum.

I'm also known to do other stuff on occasion, when I'm not being a procrastinating bastard.


I have a DeviantArt page. I accept writing commissions there.

I also have a YouTube, a Twitter, and a Tumblr.

RATES and RULES for Writing Commissions.

Every person gets 1000 words for free Every 500 words after that is $5 Payment is taken AFTER the commission is done, until someone ruins the system for everyone (which hasn't happened yet) So yeah, that got taken advantage of once already. It involved a dude with a Kickstarter on a Choose Your Adventure style thing about time traveling to kill Hitler. So far, that's $50 I've been screwed out of. I'm treating it as an isolated incident, although I suspect I'll eventually be screwed out of another payment at some point. When that happens, the payment policy will change, depending on the severity of the case. Willing to try just about anything. No guarantees until details are hashed out.

Total Commissions Done: 6 (3 Fanfics, 1 Comic Script, 2 Samples)


SOME INFO

  1. Not really into Genderbends. One of my least favorite things ever, regardless of whatever reason its used.
  2. Also not into Yaoi. I'm not some anti-gay homophobe or whatnot. I'm just a straight guy who likes the usual hetero male favorites.
  3. AU's are tricky. Some can be good, although I generally like my pirates, ninja, samurai, giant mechas, etc. stay with their usual profession, and not become some BS highschool vampire story or whatever else kids these days write up.
  4. I'm 25, I'm not that old. I'm just joking, stop taking the internet so seriously from time to time. Serious about the AU thing though.
  5. OOC is very weird for me. Depends on how well it's done, I suppose.
  6. Absolutely despise stories where [insert character name here] is whatever BS protagonist for some out-of-universe story people decided would be better if all their fav characters were Y's instead of X's [insert X with whatever that character's canon profession is, and Y with something completely different]. BULLSHIT I SAY! (more like 5b, but whatev)
  7. I have not likely covered all my major offenses here in 1 fell swoop. Expect updates if I think of something else.
  8. Very few rules are truly absolute. There are moments where an exception to them may be warranted. Nothing to get anal about enough to start throwing the "hypocrite" label around.
  9. By the end of the day, my preferences may or may not be shared with others. One opinion is not any more right or wrong than the other one is. Respect.
  10. I am somewhat creeped out by the concept of body swapping. Not necessarily body swapping, per say, just in the sense that some dude or chick is involved in something that has them occupying a body that is of the opposite gender. In the end though, it only REALLY starts getting creepy for me when things start to get perverted xD
  11. For the most part, I am not into "God Mode" fictions. Tends to eliminate a great deal of conflict in my opinion, and the fighting type of stories tend to end up pretty 'meh' afterwards.
  12. Crossovers are...iffy. They have to be done just right for me to get behind. DIRECTLY inserting characters or elements from one story into another is DEFINITELY not among the most clever of epiphanies. Again, its a very fickle line. (NOTE: this is my opinion. If you do not share it, that does not make either one any better/worse than the other.)

PLANNED STORIES

Rise of the Batman (a Batman series set in my own universe) Red -Working Title- (a Naruto fanfiction centered around Kurama) Parallels (another Naruto fiction with Gaara as the protagonist)

FAVORITE STORIES

Unbreakable by AlphaDelta1001

Drifting by AlphaDelta1001

The Blue-Eyed Fox by RyoshiMorino

Chains of the Broken by KyuubiGoku

The Melody of the Fox by Jetslinger

My Precious People by Serious Sam

NBH by Chilord

Yellow and Red Makes by Digitize27

Leaf's New Tree by CharitysSongbird

I'd like to read stories based on these ideas:

One Piece where Luffy's childhood dream was to become a Marine, and seeing how it affects the One Piece Universe. Major bonus if Perona plays a bigger role :)

An Adventure Time fanfic where Ice Prince Finn (from the Farmworld universe) meets Flame Princess' human counterpart

A HTTYD fanfic where *spoiler alert* Toothless couldn't save Hiccup at the end of the movie in time, and the events that happen afterwards with the other Dragon Riders leading up to where the 2nd movie ends.

A Naruto fiction where Hashirama and Madara's roles as "hero" and "villain" are switched, and the affects on the Naruto universe.


MISC NOTES:

There was an Adventure Time fanfic where Finn imagined everything about Ooo, and the guy he imagined as the Ice King was really his therapist who in a last ditch effort attempted to break Finn out of his fantasy. Anyone know what it was called?

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The Tales of an Uzumaki-Namikaze Chibi by Transient Joy reviews
AU. Major Fluff. "Naru-chan, please let go of Hiashi-sama's hair," asked a nervous Hokage. The chibi blonde toddler pouted and tugged harder on the long dark locks he had seized in his sticky hands, unwilling to give up his new found toy. Chapter 9: A trip to the Village Hidden in the Sand.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,665 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Price for Peace by freowin reviews
At the end of the 4th Shinobi War, things don't go quite as planned for Naruto forcing him to make a sacrifice in order to bring the peace that he had been destined for.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 294,982 - Reviews: 1828 - Favs: 2,737 - Follows: 2,893 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Naruto U., Karin U.
Die Another Day by NeonZangetsu reviews
Death has a funny way of coming back to bite you when you least expect it. Having lost the fourth shinobi war, Uzumaki Naruto is content to do just that; die and pass on to the afterlife. Unfortunately, the Shinigami has other plans for him. Plans that involve righting the wrongs of the past, restoring a broken clan, and creating a family all his own. Narutoxharem! I OWN NOTHING!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 170,554 - Reviews: 3606 - Favs: 8,682 - Follows: 9,097 - Updated: 11/29/2018 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Mikoto U., Kushina U.
Seeing Red by RyoshiMorino reviews
Re-write of the Blue-Eyed Fox. As Naruto begins his three year training period, Jiraiya invites an unexpected person along for the ride. Follow them as they embark together for three years, and try not to kill one another. Smarter/stronger Naruto. Rated M for a good reason. Darker plot. No Harem. Good Itachi/Sasuke eventually.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 179,502 - Reviews: 2332 - Favs: 3,918 - Follows: 4,227 - Updated: 7/22/2018 - Published: 9/18/2014 - [Naruto U., Tayuya]
The Tails of Naruto Uzumaki by SSJ3 Kyuubi Gohan reviews
An early meeting with Kyuubi, a single event which propelled Naruto's skills in ways he would have never imagined. Although, as Naruto becomes stronger, will he be able to stick to the path that he was destined to follow, or, will he forge a new one, his own path. Naruto-Harem (Tenten, Tayuya, Fuka, Konan, Mei, Samui). Strong Naruto, smart Naruto eventually. First story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 154,271 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 2,923 - Follows: 2,974 - Updated: 5/1/2018 - Published: 7/17/2011 - [Naruto U., Tenten, Tayuya, Fuka A.]
Perverted Naruto by Rycott reviews
A bunch of shorts about a Naruto raised from childhood by Jiraiya. Now with more perversion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,592 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 3/28/2018 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Naruto U., Kushina U., Mei T., Tsunade S.
Drifting by AlphaDelta1001 reviews
Naruto is many things; troublesome, wild, unpredictable, adventurous, untamable, unique. But there's a benefit to being wild and unpredictable; no one has the faintest idea what you're going to do next. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 1,101,134 - Reviews: 6282 - Favs: 8,993 - Follows: 8,067 - Updated: 2/16/2018 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
The Twist of Fate by Nisroc Chico reviews
Obito kidnaps Naruto after Minato chose the village over his son's life. Now Obito is stuck with the newborn. He still strives for the 'Perfect' World, but will this twist of fate change his views about the world? Or will it keep pushing him into the darkness?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 79,296 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 1,902 - Follows: 2,248 - Updated: 1/24/2018 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Obito U., Kushina U.
Naruto Forgotten Child of Prophecy by HaretaSora reviews
Naruto, after a sad childhood ran away from his home. After his parents decided to mainly focus on his sister Nasumi, the jinchuriki of the Kyuubi's power, he was left unknowingly holding it's soul. After a traumatic incident he unlocked something long forgotten which caused him to be done with the village and live on his own, and save the Bijuu. BEING REWRITTEN
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 107,779 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 4,766 - Follows: 3,955 - Updated: 11/4/2017 - Published: 9/28/2014 - [Naruto U., Guren, Konan] Kushina U. - Complete
For The Love of Family by Katy Rain Muhle reviews
They abandoned him when he was born and expected to come back to his life? What will happen to Naruto? Will a certain lavender girl be involved? Apologies for Hinata's lack of involvement, but in a few chapters to come she will be included in the main cast as indicated. Alive Minato and Kushina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,315 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 12/7/2016 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kushina U.
The Shy Demon and the Brash Heir by The KDT reviews
What happens when being constantly tortured and judged his entirely life changes Naruto into a shy kid and when the pressures of being the heir of a prestigious clans turns Hinata into a loud prankster?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,147 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 11/7/2016 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Chōji A., Kurenai Y.
precipice by sunspots and raindrops reviews
All of her life, Uzumaki Mito has uncomplainingly done her duty. Selflessly taken care of the responsibilities placed on her shoulders. But here in Konoha, she finds a man that will make her ask, "Would it be so wrong to be a little selfish?" — [MadaMito. Some HashiMito will be present, as well.] TEMPORARY HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,755 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/16/2016 - Published: 2/26/2014 - [Madara U., Mito U.] Hashirama S.
Return of the Uzumaki by RyoshiMorino reviews
Now up for Adoption
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,574 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 1,665 - Updated: 5/8/2016 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Naruto U.
My Red Thread of Destiny by Xeziel15 reviews
Two bonds were lost in the aftermath of the failed retrieval mission. A bond between his best friend and a bond between her master. What happens when Fate intervenes and weaves the two broken bonds together in destiny. An Uzumaki fic. [NaruTayu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,813 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 11/24/2015 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [Naruto U., Tayuya]
The Banishment of Uzumaki Naruto by Tonlor reviews
After Naruto successfully brings Sasuke back to the Hidden Leaf village the council does the unthinkable. Rated M for language and later chapters. NarutoxYugitoxSamui. DISCONTINUED. SORRY.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,709 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,527 - Follows: 1,607 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 7/20/2014 - [Naruto U., Yugito N., Samui]
Mist over Troubled Waters by CharitysSongbird reviews
A boy abandoned by his family, a man betrayed by his home, a nation broken by its hate, and a conflict that connects them. Join Naruto and Jiraiya as they form a new path for their world. No God mode. No bashing. No pairing as of yet. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 104,798 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Naruto U., Mei T., Jiraiya
Wait WHAT! by Aqua-Zodiac reviews
Hinata is getting married! And not to Naruto! How is this happening? An old promise puts our favorite female Hyuuga in a bit of a bind, but when idiocy on Naruto's part leads to a last minute tryst, will Hinata and Naruto find their second chance? Started before knowledge of The Last. Sorry if this summary is sucky, but I'm just starting. Lemons and bad language. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,410 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 7/3/2015 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Sasuke U., OC - Complete
Chains of the Broken by KyuubiGoku reviews
How long can you strike an animal before it strikes back? How long can you remain blissful of the hate inside its heart? What must you feel when your actions come back to haunt you? What happens when you break the one who was to protect you? You will find out. You are not safe. No one is safe. By their decisions, he is free. He is out and his mother, is not happy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 55,270 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 6/15/2015 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
To Change the Past by BCFireShadow reviews
Naruto wanted to save the world, and succeeded. But he had not foreseen the hidden implications he had towards his actions. Now, he was back to change his past, and hopefully alternate it from his own future. He will do what ever it takes. Because he was Uzumaki Naruto. AU TimeTravel!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 117,411 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 5/24/2015 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Naruto U.
The Red Mist by Pen-Woman reviews
What if Naruto run away from his home. What if Naruto were saved by none other than young Haku and Zabuza and took him in, they trained together, got strong together and their bond keeps on growing. he had a great life but...soon, his past will come to haunt him when the Leaf Shinobi had come for a mission. What will he do if they try to take him back? What can he do? Rewritten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,802 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 5/14/2015 - Published: 9/17/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Natsu and the Fairies by shinji01ikari reviews
A series of Oneshots featuring Natsu and the ladies of Fairy Tail. Contains Lemons.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 71,070 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Natsu D.
Leafs new Tree by CharitysSongbird reviews
A mistaken trust leads Naruto to be neglected due to his Jinchuuriki sisters; as time passes Naruto fades from notice of his family and his village. But someone has other plans for the blond Hero. Watch as Naruto sets out to show Konoha and his family what he can do. Minato and Kushina alive, NaruHina, gradual development. NO GOD MODE! Enjoy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 510,610 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 2,565 - Follows: 2,370 - Updated: 4/24/2015 - Published: 5/16/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Kushina U., Minato N.
Council's Folly by Aggammenonn reviews
In the aftermath of the Konoha Crash, Suna's offer of political marriage between Naruto and Temari is accepted by the Konoha Council. Initially forced together, Naruto and Temari quickly grow closer but destiny has many challenges for the couple. Eventual unconventional Temari/Naruto/Ino. First fanfic so early chapters are quite rough. Reviews always appreciated. o7
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 206,102 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 3,445 - Follows: 3,535 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 12/13/2012 - [Naruto U., Temari, Ino Y.]
Failings and Misunderstandings by Team Dragon Star reviews
Team 7's failure to pass the first stage of the Chunin exams leads to the fabled Sharingan slipping through Orochimaru's fingers, prompting the Snake Sannin to mark Hinata Hyuuga with the cursed seal. While Team 7 attempt to make up for not advancing to the next stage, Hinata has to deal with the consequences of bearing Orochimaru's mark.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 210,509 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 2,356 - Follows: 2,034 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 4/27/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Konoha's Lost Fox by CharitysSongbird reviews
A plan was constructed, impossible choices were made, and in the end everything came to ruin. A family returns to find the world they hoped for broken before them, as the boy they loved enough to brave the depths of hell to be with is seemingly lost to them. Can the plan be salvaged, and the broken chains be repaired or will Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze always remain Konoha's Lost Fox?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,505 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 1/21/2015
Days Gone By by Team Dragon Star reviews
The war may have ended, but life in Konoha still continues to flourish. But with prosperity and peace, comes boredom and stagnation. How can the ninja survive in a world of peace?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,154 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Naruto U., Boruto U., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H.
Team 14 by Xyon-Soul reviews
Konohamaru and Hanabi are put on the same genin team. Faced with the obstacles of their incompatible personalities, a bumbling sensei and a very strange teammate can the two new shinobi reach their own goals or will their goals shift. Set during Time skip
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,255 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Konohamaru S., Hanabi H.
The Path to Darkness by G3rMan reviews
Minato Namikaze taught his students to never abandon their comrades, so he followed through by saving Obito from certain death. When Orochimaru came after him, Minato protected Obito again. In return, Orochimaru took something precious of Minato's. Naruto must find his own answer to protect those close to him and save them from the path of darkness the world is stuck on. NaruFemIta
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,261 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 248 - Published: 12/15/2014 - [Naruto U., Itachi U.] Obito U., Kushina U.
An Important Lesson by Razamataz22 reviews
Kurenai is tricked by Anko into teaching children about a very delicate topic and she has no real idea how one would normally go about teaching sexual education.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/3/2014 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
The Melody of the Fox by Jetslinger reviews
Naruto is determined to bring Sasuke back to Konoha. However, someone he didn't expect wants to help. NarutoxTayuya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 302,773 - Reviews: 4231 - Favs: 4,774 - Follows: 4,062 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Revenge of The Fox Shippuden by SaiyanWarrior200 reviews
Sequel to Revenge of The Fox. Three years have passed and Naruto Uzumaki Sound Nin, Servant of Orochimaru, finds himself facing new foes and challenges as he looks to fulfill his destiny. Dark Naruto fic. Main pairing NaruTayu. Rating may go up. Big Announcement!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,708 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Birth of a Ninja by Captain Enigma reviews
What does it mean to be a ninja? This is the question that guides Uzumaki Naruto through his life as a shinobi of Konoha. Along that path, witness as he meets friends, fights evil, and keeps his eyes fixed on the ultimate dream… [AU beginning at the bell test, where differences in Team 7's choices lead Kakashi to take their training more seriously.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 147,912 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
The Blue-Eyed Fox by RyoshiMorino reviews
Scrapped: Being Re-Written As Seeing Red.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 1,909 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 8/24/2013 - [Naruto U., Tayuya] - Complete
Unintentional by CLEMENTINE QUEEN reviews
He is known to be a god in the shinobi world who wields crimson eyes and a deadly name. She is a young girl who is new to the ways of war and happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. It wasn't fate that brought them together, nor are they meant for each other. Though their love is passionate, dangerous and anything but innocent; it is true. MadaMito. Rated M!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,869 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S., Mito U.
Subject 69 by wannabefailure reviews
Naruto Uzumaki, the only experiment to survive Orochimaru's attempt to create his own bloodline. The first person to ever have the Poison release as well as a parade of other genetic quirks acquired from Orochimaru's experiments. Basically a what if fic about Naruto if he was a bit more Anko like, in a generation where he has to grow up with the twin children of the fourth Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,975 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 179 - Published: 8/6/2014 - Naruto U., Anko M., Minato N., Kushina U.
Throes of Passion by Tonlor reviews
Naruto starts to build a Harem, Will he be able to control all the women or will they over run him? This is a 'M' rated story to stay out if you don't like reading naughtiness. As a note. there is little to no plot in this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,846 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 2,802 - Follows: 2,112 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 7/28/2013 - [Naruto U., Ino Y., Anko M., Hinata H.] - Complete
The Fox and Rabbit by scarface101 reviews
During the Chunin exams Naruto fell into the tomb of the Rabbit Goddess and accidentally revives her. What will happen when the First Chakra user and mother of the Rikudou Sennin reenter's the new era? Naruto x Kaguya x harem. Warning: Bashing. Don't like then don't read or flame. (Up for adoption.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,904 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 2,322 - Follows: 2,556 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Naruto U., Anko M., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kaguya Ō.
Unbreakable by AlphaDelta1001 reviews
Getting picked on and pushed away by everyone around you growing up can really change one's perspective on the world. Tired of all the loneliness and harassment, Naruto decides to take a stand and move forward, intent on changing the way people think of him, no matter how tough and troublesome the road ahead of him will be.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 48,396 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Naruto U., Shizuka]
Naruto's Wonderful Training Exercises by Dragonrails reviews
Adpoted the story from Xorncon - Number 0 from fanfiction anyways it's a story full of oneshots so Naruto x every female in the show enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,912 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 545 - Published: 3/7/2014
Naruto Shippuuden: Botsuraku by MaxFic reviews
Sequel to Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis. Botsuraku... Downfall... The Villages have a purpose now, joined together by Akatsuki's war game can they come together and do what's necessary. One year to prepare and then open season begins. The question remains, who's downfall will come first.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,127 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 3,105 - Follows: 3,860 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 3066 - Favs: 7,893 - Follows: 5,035 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
The Devil's Work by Lord Candycane reviews
A look into the thoughts of the rigid Judge Hopkins as he realized he had not done the Lord's work in executing Agatha: But the Devil's work.
ParaNorman - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Judge Hopkins - Complete
How Could You? by Lord Candycane reviews
One-shot. Norman's thoughts as he witnessed that young girl sentenced to death.
ParaNorman - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Norman B., Agatha P., Judge Hopkins - Complete
Fox and the Foxy Lady by Tonlor reviews
Naruto and gang survived the second exam. Naruto goes to the hot spring to relax a little when he is joined by a certain Snake using Kunoichi. NarutoXAnko Rated M for adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 280 - Published: 1/10/2014 - [Anko M., Naruto U.] - Complete
Maelstorm and the Volcano by FreezingBlue reviews
Naruto, rejected by his sensei, has a fateful encounter with someone special. Although, as time goes on trouble arrives. He is emotionally alone and lost. Follow him in an adventure of a lifetime. Rating may change as the story goes on. Read and review. Enjoy (For the first few chapters, fighting scenes might suck just... a lot.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,071 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 10/10/2013 - [Naruto U., Mei T.]
NBH by Chilord reviews
Switching opponents with Shikamaru during the preliminary round before the third stage, leads to an opportunity for Naruto, one that starts to drastically change his course in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,041 - Reviews: 1411 - Favs: 3,576 - Follows: 2,457 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Complete
Primal Urges by Tonlor reviews
Naruto and Hana go on a mission together which ends up leading to some fun. Lemon, don't read if you don't like it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,066 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 299 - Published: 11/9/2013 - [Naruto U., Hana I.] - Complete
The Masks We Wear by NiceThorn reviews
Zuko discovers his uncle's betrayal. Plot divergence at Ba Sing Se. Prince and Princess team up and stay that way, now with 100% more of our favourite blue fire. You might find chapters 14 and 28 interesting. Likely to be somewhat dark, or at least in the shade. Eventually continuing years past the comet. NOW WITH SIDE STORIES, check the links on my profile.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 38,318 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - [Zuko, Azula]
The Ties that Bind Us: A Naruto and Kushina Love Story by Tonlor reviews
Naruto and Kushina enjoy a night out on the town. One-Shot NarutoxKushina. This is an M rated story to don't read if you don't light adult situations between a mother and her son.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 383 - Published: 7/25/2013 - [Naruto U., Kushina U.] - Complete
Kages and the Sage by Tonlor reviews
Naruto and Tsunade meet with Mei for a meeting about the future of their villages, that quickly falls apart. NarutoxTsunadeXMei Rated M for sexual acts and foul language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 381 - Published: 5/20/2013 - [Naruto U., Tsunade S., Mei T.] - Complete
Fooling Around with Natsu and Erza by shinji01ikari reviews
After the events at Crocus, Natsu still recovering from his injuries from the fight found himself dealing with his girlfriend Erza's naughty side, and gained himself two unexpected lovers along the way. This'll be a harem story with no real plot in it with Natsu and Erza as the main pair. Contains OOC and lemons.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,559 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 374 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Erza S., Natsu D.
By Fang and Frog by Tonlor reviews
Naruto and Tsume run into each other and end up sparring and having some fun after that. One-Shot NarutoXTsume
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 294 - Published: 5/3/2013 - [Naruto U., Tsume I.] - Complete
The Dragon, Titania and The Demon by shinji01ikari reviews
A story featuring Natsu, Erza and Mirajane.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,868 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 233 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Erza S., Mirajane S., Natsu D. - Complete
Tayuya's and Hinata's Enslavement by Dragonrails reviews
adopted this story from LoveIs4suckas and made it a Hinata and Tayuya version, Tayuya make's a bet with Naruto and lose's it, and to make it interesting Hinata is added in the mix, see what's happened's when Naruto clams his prize NaruHinaTayu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,776 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,645 - Follows: 1,197 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Tayuya
First Try: Zabuza by Lucillia reviews
The adventures of Momochi Zabuza House Husband, and his faithful assistant Haku. Drabbles and oneshots, not in any particular order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Zabuza M., Haku
Icha Icha Paradise: The Jinchuuriki and the Gate Guardian by DarkChild316 reviews
On a rainy night in Konoha, Naruto joins his sleeping lover Tayuya in bed where he just can't stop noticing her immortal beauty. NaruTayu. My debut story. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 193 - Published: 3/4/2013 - [Naruto U., Tayuya] - Complete
Yellow and Red makes by Digitize27 reviews
One life changing decision early in Naruto's life has startling consequences further down the line. What changes? What cannot be changed?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 349,503 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 3,342 - Follows: 1,874 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Evans, No Relation by Lueur-de-L'aube reviews
They had not signed up for this. If they had known that her mother and his father wanted to get married, Soul and Maka wouldn't have kept their own relationship a secret. Now they were stuck in the same house, their parents having no clue about them. As step-siblings. Just Great.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,566 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
First Try by Lucillia reviews
Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,887 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 4,073 - Follows: 1,490 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Interrogation: Uzumaki Style II by SaiyanWarrior200 reviews
Semi sequel to the first. Naruto is tasked with extracting information from a captured Kin Tsuchi. This time however he knows what to do in order to get the info. NaruKin Read and Review please Rated M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 131 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Naruto U., Kin T. - Complete
The Fox's Scent by SaiyanWarrior200 reviews
A bored Kyuubi decides to have some fun and releases a scent that increases the hormones and lust in people of the opposite gender. Unfornuately for Naruto, it'w when he's facing two Sound Kunoichi. NaruKinTayu first threesome I've done. R&R please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 248 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Naruto U., Kin T. - Complete
Interrogation: Uzumaki Style by SaiyanWarrior200 reviews
Oneshot Naruto is tasked with interrogating the captured Tayuya. However she's not feeling cooperatively and tries to turn the tables on him, forcing to find a new way to get info from her. Rated M Read and Review please
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 270 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
First Try: Team 7 by Lucillia reviews
A wiser and more experienced Naruto is forced onto a team he hadn't wanted to join in the first place. However, as they say, "Those who break the rules are trash. Those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash.". Sequel to First Try.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 114,567 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 4,046 - Follows: 2,471 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Please, Just Take the Pain Away by majinneda reviews
Anemone wants Dominic to help ease the pain of her headache in a different kind of way...Oh, jeez. SEX.
Eureka Seven - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Anemone, Dominic - Complete
Booby Trap by Hyrate reviews
Natsu heard the girls talking and decided to ask Lucy about it- in a very curious way. WARNING/LEMON/EXPLICIT/HYRATE!
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 98 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
Spoils of War by T.E.Rose reviews
This is a Lemon featuring Tayuya, Naruto and Temari. It contains sexually explicit material, coarse language, and elements of rape. If you are offended by any of the aforementioned then do not read this. You have been warned. Now the rest of you R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 384 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Naruto U., Temari, Tayuya - Complete
Naruko by MattWilson83 reviews
The original Naruto story retold as if Naruto was a girl Naruko instead of a boy. This is just something fun I decided to do, so a majority of the story will follow the MANGA, but as the chapters move on, there will be more and more differences.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,974 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Naruto U.
What's in a name? by SaiyanWarrior200 reviews
Naruto and Tayuya try to think of names for their soon to be born child. It ain't as easy as it sounds. NaruTayu AU
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
A Tempting Invitation by SaiyanWarrior200 reviews
Preparing to head to an important meeting with the council, The Hokage sees his wife asleep on their bed. Deciding he has plenty of time before the meeting he decides to have some fun with her. AU NaruTayu. Rated M for some scenes and just to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 94 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Unforeseen Consequences by Agent-G reviews
Ino tries to pull a prank on Naruto that backfires in the worse way as she is trapped in his mind. After she never sees Naruto the same way again. Taken over from Gaming Ikari but with new chapters later on. Naruto/Ino/Sakura, Tsunade/Jiraiya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,718 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
The Ninth by WingsOfMorphius reviews
Feared all over the land for his legendary strength and merciless nature, Kyuubi no Kitsune needs the company of no one. So why is it that he now finds himself in possession of one hyperactive blonde human child?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,651 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 531 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
I've Got You by Jetslinger reviews
After five years of absence, Naruto returns to Konoha to complete a mission of the upmost importance. Along the way, he reflects upon the events that brought them together. NaruKin, rated T for violence and mild fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,310 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 165 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Kin T., Naruto U. - Complete
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Disciple of the Toad Sage reviews
How would the blonde haired protagonist's life had faired if he had been taken with Jiraiya on the Sannin's travels before returning to the village as the Sage's apprentice in Ninjutsu and Perverseness? It's a story of Naruto raised to be a powerful pervert by the gallant Jiraiya! [BASED ON THE WRITINGS OF RYCOTT] [RATED M FOR SAFETY]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,576 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Kakashi H., Kyuubi/Kurama
Beware the Batman: Hunger Challenge 2
Another dA commission about a hunger themed Beware the Batman Fanfiction
Batman - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,181 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Complete
Beware the Batman: Hunger Challenge reviews
A commission from Deviantart where Katana, Magpie, and Lady Shiva are hungry, and it's up to the Dark Knight to uncover the cause [Hunger Fiction]
Batman - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,268 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete