Hello universe of rainbow people!

Who is this fruit's life your about to read, you ask? None other than the GoldenApple herself. She's also known as Mirwanai, Swina, AppletheApple, JuicyJuicyApple (On Steam), Applefrost, Evey Devy, and many, many others...

Your currently staring at your screen, wondering why you continue to read this text. Seriously, are you that interested in knowing more about me? Please don't tell me your a creepy stalker looking for yaoi or yuri in the corners of the internet...I don't write that, sorry.

Actually, you ponder. What does this person write? Most certainly, about what, and for who?

Well, that depends on the story, you dodo. Each story speaks about something different, and each story is written in honor for someone or, sometimes, something. I mostly write about:

- Warrior Cats

- Dragons

- Other stories inspired by roleplay

Now, about myself. Let's see if, as you read intensly these next lines, you'll find a part of yourself.

Expiring date: Never

Awesomeness level: 100% and not humble

Power level: OP

T.A.R.D.I.S appreance: Changing, but most often a fancy Cadillac that I step out of looking all cool.

Eyewear: *Flips on shades*

Favorite hat: Brony beanie bitch. Haters me hatin', pawnies be pwnin'.

People on youtube I love: Too much to name. Grah.

(TINY MEN HOPPING AROUND ON THE KEYS AND TYPING SO BE PATIENT PEOPLE.)