millsenberryhide bio
 Author has written 8 stories for Mass Effect, and Fallout. Myself summed up in two words? Hardcore Shenkonite. To the point where I'm pretty sure the fiance is slightly jealous of my love of the blue biotic man and the kickarse female Commander who so badly deserves a happy life. And a beer. I'm pretty sure he's regretting the day he introduced me to Mass Effect. I'm a mummy to an amazing little toddler (3 guesses what her name is), & full-time nurse who unfortunately does not get much time to write, but when I do, I love writing Shenko goodness peppered with a good dose of humor. Because let's face it, Bioware gave us a wonderful love story and failed to give it the ending it deserved. For anyone interested in seeing my Femshep in action, feel free to search for the profile "Millsenberry" on youtube to see the character that I base my fanfics off of. I am hoping sometime in the future that I will be able to expand the channel to incorporate videos from other games that I love, including Fallout and Borderlands, but at the moment it just depends where life takes me. I certainly enjoy the online gaming community! |
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My Immortal by xXMidnightEssenceXx reviews
DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,152 - Reviews: 6411 - Favs: 2,299 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Draco M., OC
Where The Sun Is Always Shining by PervyMonk reviews
While searching the Wasteland for her father, the Lone Wanderer ends up finding herself instead. Eventual F!LWXCharon Emphasis on the eventual
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 138,490 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Charon, Lone Wanderer
Unfettered Howl by PervyMonk reviews
"Let all of life be an unfettered howl. Like the crowd greeting the gladiator. Don't stop to think, don't interrupt the scream, exhale, release life's rapture."-Vladimir Nabokov. For a woman with no past, she does a good job rewriting history; the journey of aphasic and amnesiac courier Lola Haze. Eventual F!Courier/Boone (Formerly What Happens in Vegas Gets You Shot in the Head)
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 108,397 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/11/2015 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Courier, C. Boone, Vulpes Inculta - Complete
Ask Shepard: An Advice Column by Shootingstar7123 reviews
A Galactic Enquirer online exclusive-Commander Shepard answers YOUR fanmail and questions in her very own advice column!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,417 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Struggle by ela11 reviews
Two people would have no idea of the struggle ahead of them... For their existence. For their love. (Femshep/Kaidan from Mass Effect 1 to 3 and a little beyond.) Contains spoilers for Citadel and Leviathan dlc's - Alternative ending - COMPLETED
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 469,871 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Garrus Vakarian: Sharp shooter, not Babysitter by Defii reviews
Short drabbles on Garrus' relationship with Shepard and Kaidan's twin daughters, Riley and Rhiannon. He would never understand humans but a turian never surrenders...Humorous/bits of fluff, all for our favorite turian, Garrus Vakarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 6,915 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F), Kaidan A., Tali'Zorah
Everything But The Kitchen Sink by Trishata96 reviews
Kaidan remembers that humans have odd sayings and that sometimes Aliens take them quite literally. KMeme Prompt.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Garrus V., Kaidan A., Steven C. - Complete
Warpaint by Aelia Douglass reviews
Garrus learns why Shepard paints her face, and then he shows her the turian way.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Into the Pitt, She Falls by Mopps reviews
Part 2 of 3. Cort wasn't sure what was happening to her, but she was going to find out whether she liked it or not. She'll pay for it by losing herself. M rating for language, violence, romance and adult situations. FLW/Charon. R&R appreciated!
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 267,776 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Lone Wanderer, Charon
Adventures of a Space Hamster by Rockycombo reviews
How did Kaidan survive the collector's attack on Horizon? Why did Harbinger not fire on the Normandy when it came to extract Shepard's injured crew during the final charge? Why did Harbinger fly away from the beam? Find out here. Non-serious non-canon one-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Shepard (M) - Complete
The Secret Life of Commander Shepard: A Dossier by Shootingstar7123 reviews
Commander Tempest Shepard is a psychotic biotic, terrible at tech, a notorious drunk, and the galaxy's last hope. If she were to look herself up in the Shadow Broker's files, what would she find? It's 90% humor, 10% angsting, featuring a drunk Shepard, a tormented Miranda, and a budding Shepard/Garrus romance.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,887 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Shepard (F), Miranda L. - Complete
Observations by M-15 Vindicator reviews
After deciding to pursue a relationship with Joker, EDI comes to realise she doesn't know anything about them and so must remedy the situation with the crews unwitting help. Rated M for language and some smuttiness eventually...heavy on the Shenko too.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,133 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - EDI, Shepard (F) - Complete
Observations: Rekindle by M-15 Vindicator reviews
EDI's research on relationships has reached an impasse. Now she much observe the more intimate moments of the crew to understand them better. Mainly the moments shared by Commander Shepard and Major Alenko. Companion piece to Observations, told through EDI's perspective, Shenko pairing dictates the character choice.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,770 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
After Rannoch by Elyssa Brown reviews
Kaidan is pissed, and he isn't afraid to let Shepard know. Pure Shenko smut because lets be honest, there really isn't enough of it in this world.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Mother Knows Best by LadyAsfaloth reviews
The Normandy is tasked with the transport of a special guest, who proves to be a bit more meddlesome than initially expected. Oneshot, ME3 Spoilers, Post ME3, Shenko.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Kaidan A., Shepard (F) - Complete
Protheans Don't Sing by LadyAsfaloth reviews
Or, at least, they really shouldn't. A celebratory evening at the Purgatory takes some surprising twists and turns. Oneshot, Shenko, ME3 spoilers, pointless humor mixed with fluff.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Valhalla by SageQueen reviews
I seriously think Mass Effect 2's infamous Horizons moment was ALL A PLOT! To keep it canon, this is my take on Cerberus' shenanigans. Follows ME2 storyline with flashbacks to earlier times. Bioware owns all. This is part 3 of 'Valkyrie' Shepard's tale.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 80 - Words: 245,439 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Saintly by PervyMonk reviews
She is a saint, and he is anything but. He still longs to be loved by her. Vulpes/F!Courier, slight Boone/F!Courier. Written for the Fallout Kink Meme.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,317 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Courier, Vulpes Inculta - Complete
Chosen of the Slain by SageQueen reviews
Between Mass Effect 1 and 2, the Valkyrie is caught between duty, honor, love and...well, death. Meanwhile, Cerberus - curse them! - begins evil plotting. Bioware owns all. This is Part 2 of 'Valkyrie' Shepard's tale. Shenko, so expect angst with Kaidan.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,328 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Out of the Dust, She Rises by Mopps reviews
First fic. Cort wasn't sure why she was out here, but she was going to try hard to find out. She'll just pay for it by losing some things in the exchange. M rating for language, violence, romance and adult situations. FLW/Charon. R&R appreciated!
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 176,064 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Lone Wanderer, Charon - Complete
Kaidan Alenko by Ovo reviews
The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Kaidan A. - Complete
Valkyrie by SageQueen reviews
Women warriors always get the job done. Valkyrie Shepard is no exception, even if her feelings sometimes get in the way. Follows the Mass Effect 1 plot with some biotic & Shenko liberties. Bioware owns all. This is PART 1 of the tale of 'Valkyrie' Shepard
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 72,738 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
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Bachelor of Steel reviews
Under increasing pressure from his Council to select a suitor and marry, Elder Arthur Maxson of the Brotherhood of Steel is forced into participating in a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity of courting a number of high-standing Brotherhood women at once. A pre-war vault dweller, surprisingly, is the one who comes to his rescue. [Based on the reality television show, The Bachelor]
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,667 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/9/2016 - Published: 9/26/2016
Phoenix Rising reviews
"Associated with the sun, a phoenix obtains new life by arising from the ashes of death." A Mass Effect 3 Epilogue. Featuring loads of Shenko, a baby & beer (because there's no such thing as too much Shenko, babies & beer.)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,643 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/27/2016 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Kaidan A., Shepard (F)
Love Thy Mako reviews
There is a special bond between Shepard & her M35 Mako. She suspects her crew feel a connection with the tank, too. They're always asking her if they can drive it. Very short piece, pure humour. ME1.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Baby Name Game reviews
Hannah Shepard thought she had the perfect name for her baby girl. But when the future Saviour of the Galaxy makes her grand entrance, Hannah realizes that the sensible name she had planned just didn't fit. A one-shot of how my canon FemShep came by her name. Slight humor. Pre-ME1 (obviously).
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Shepard (F), Hannah S. - Complete
The Curious Prothean reviews
It's performance review time, & Commander Shepard has asked EDI to evaluate the Normandy's latest crew member for input to add her report. EDI decides to monitor Javik's Extranet search history. Very short one-shot, pure humor, ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Javik, Shepard (F) - Complete
Musings on a speeding skycar reviews
Kaidan takes a moment to reflect on the love of his life, Aurora Shepard. What better place to do that than in the passenger seat of her speeding skycar, where the probability of death by crashing is high? Pure humour. Shenko, ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Priority: Lamaze Class reviews
Shepard & Kaidan are expecting a baby, & Kaidan (being the thoughtful man he is) has enrolled them in Lamaze classes. Shame Shepard couldn't take it seriously enough to stick around for the entire class. Pure humour, one-shot Shenko post ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Joker's Guide to Surviving Shepard reviews
Shepard happens across a document Joker has been secretly sending to new crew members aboard the Normandy on the Shadow Broker's terminal. Pure humour, giving a little insight to my head canon Shepard. Takes place after the Citadel Coup & completion of the "From Ashes" DLC, ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete