190 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'There is no 'bring a muggle to school day' and 'I am not allowed to start the Minerva McGonagall Fan Club.' R&R!

Everyone deserves a personal life, even Gotham's two most notorious workaholic psychopaths. A Nolan-take on Harley Quinn's evolution. ***2019 reboot***

It was only later, in the privacy of the room she had rented at the Leaky Cauldron, that Harri was finally alone. She removed the ribbon Mr. Ollivander had wrapped around her wrist to see the words that should have appeared once her wand bonded. The words 'Avada Kedavra' glared at her in emerald green. Harri's heart dropped. Fem!Harry SoulmateAU

When the battle in the department of mysteries heads south, Harry finds herself flung backwards in time to 1942, where Tom Riddle is a prefect in his fifth year. Armed with this knowledge, but little else, Harry desperately tries to find a way home and for once in her life not screw it up. Tom, for his own part, wonders when Harry Evans will head back to the mothership. fem!Harry

In which the Self-Insert is confident, cheerful and striving for a happy (second) life. Citizens of Konoha, meet little Miss Positivity.

In which Bella is confident, cheerful and striving for a happy (second) life. Cullen Clan, meet little Miss Positivity. (Self Insert)

Harley and the Joker have a long history. She comes forward when the Batman takes him down, but in Gotham, nothing is ever what it seems. (2019 re-boot. Fka 'A Fairly Honorable Defeat')

The pieces of the puzzle all make funny shapes, but in the end, they fit together. Every. Single. One. Sequel to Clockwork.

It begins in a shady North Blue town, with a tattoo artist and a polar bear on her doorstep. In all her years spent stabbing pirates with needles, Saki had never met one so shameless about having tattoos that badly done, and if it was necessary, she was going to nag him all the way across the Grand Line until he let her fix them. Slowest of burns Law/OC.

Exactly what it sounds like. It's a bunch of one-shots, some canon, some AU with a lot focusing on Remus/Tonks. Latest Chapter: In drunken grief, Severus Snape conceived a daughter with a woman he never really knew. He chose to stay away but at times… at times he got a glimpse of the child that could have been his if he'd wanted.

As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.

There existed no natural born females in the demon race. Even Lilith, had been created from the first human female. Over the eras demons had been adding them to their ranks through deals, Sabbath and seduction... Covenants are delicate. Not all females survive. Or stay sane. Success reflects the demon's skill. Where would we be if the Phantomhive's butler couldn't do that much?

Because sometimes a tale is too tall not to tell. Even if no one will ever believe her, this isn't Riskua's first shot at life. It is her first time as the 'big sister' of the nuisance that is Monkey D. Luffy however. Self Insert. (slow burn on the pairing)

In which, in a moment of blind panic, Lily remembers that she got drunk and had sex with somebody but the question is if it was Draco Malfoy or someone more appealing. Sequel to "The Night Before the Morning After"

It's been eleven years. Post-Clockwork AU.

Death is patient, Death can wait. He will find you wherever you go. Death comes to all men in time. He does not discriminate against race or religion, politics or sexuality. Death simply is. And now Death is very, VERY pissed off. (Or: In which Death takes offense to Voldemort's reign of terror and assumes human form. But XX is not the same as XY. Oops.) [For Tsume Yuki]

Harry and Tom take a trip to Hogsmeade and end up, once again, discussing Harry's unfailing optimism and Tom's existential angst. Side fic to "When Harry Met Tom"

After graduating Hogwarts, Tom Riddle finds himself a store clerk while Harry Evans finds herself becoming Indiana Jones. Side fic to "When Harry Met Tom"

Tom Riddle starts in on Harry's Potions tutoring and it goes about as well as one could expect. Side fic to "When Harry Met Tom"

Harry is the girl who wanders in and out of time. Tom knows nothing about her, and despite the fact she has whisked him away from the orphanage to live with her, he's starting to think he never really will either. Regardless, he is determined to never let her go, not even in the face of time, space, or dark lords. timetravel

Tom Marvolo Riddle never had much of anything when staying at Wool's Orphanage, but he did have a friend, and that friend was HIS and nobody else's. Nobody else may have Harry Lily Potter or the world would burn. Fem!Harry/Tom

Once, after mysteriously travelling back in time more than fifty years, Harry Potter was sorted into Slytherin. Side fic to "When Harry Met Tom"

Harry discovers Parseltongue a little earlier. As magic goes, it's not very useful. It's enough to make a few friends though. And isn't that enough? (Fem!Harry)

Rokudaime Hokage Uchiha Sasuke is a man with nothing beyond duty to the dead. Yet when a second chance comes from the lips of a demon, his battles begin anew... EDITING.

On an ordinary winter's day, Harry and Tom sit beside the lake and Harry finally gets around to explaining just what song she heard that one day so long ago. side fic to "When Harry Met Tom"

Everything's not what it seems. Joker/Harley.

AU, girl!Harry story. As Voldemort's power grows, Harriet has to navigate a path to adulthood in the shadow of war. Snape begins to understand that not only does he have a heart, but it may be under the greatest siege of his life. A continuation of 'The Never-ending Road,' beginning with Order of the Phoenix. Future Snape/Harriet.

Taking up Hakuei's offer to meet Judar, Aladdin heads to Kou Empire for a ride to Balbadd (don't be too attached to canon, because I'm derailing that train)

On what seems like an ordinary day in Hogwarts Lily and company find themselves in a surreal reality that seems to hinge entirely on a strange transfer student by the name of Ebony Way. Now, with reality tearing at the seams, Lily must find a way to save the universe before everything she knows and loves sinks into a goffick abyss. Crossover with the immortal fic "My Immortal"

It started with coffee. Fours cups, black, with steam dancing pirouettes off the placid surface. The rest...well, he put her up to the rest. (A Nolanverse take on how Harley Quinn came to be. Joker/Harley. The coffee shop AU no one asked for)

Upon entering the world of Death Note Anna Jones considers her survival and the prices she is willing to pay.

Little Harriet Potter is a quiet and clever young girl with nothing she cares to live for, but no real reason to die. So when the voice in her head asks her to assist him in regaining his body, it seems like reason enough to remain among the living, at least for a little while longer. fem!Harry/Voldemort, eventual Nercomancer!Harry, dark themes

19-year-old Lily Evans finds herself mysteriously in the future, a world she no longer recognizes. With no one else to turn to, she goes to her old friend Severus for help and sets out to fix the past. What will Severus do when the love of his life returns to him? [SS/LE]

Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.

All the Bonuses and AUs from Tell it to the Marines.

I idly flopped on my belly. "You know, Renesmee is better at explaining how we exist," I tilted my head to look at the gaping vampires, "but I suppose staring works too. Grandpa says we grow really fast." Apparently, you don't stop being sassy even after you die. Self-insert OC.

As if being reborn into One Piece isn't bad enough, of course she ends up thirty years before the actual story begins. Forget trying to survive everything the world can throw at her, before any of that, she has to survive childhood as a member of the Monkey family. Self Insert

Lenin and Lily casually bicker about and discuss Neville's competence in potions, friendship and how neither of them have real friends, utilitarianism and the solution of pushing fat people off of trains, glass houses, the merits of choosing not to discuss Freud, and more. side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.

As we continued to lock eyes,he does something that perplexes me.He inhales deeply through his nose,closing his eyes in pure bliss as if he'd just smelled the most amazing fragrance in the world.He turns towards me,his brow furrowed in confusion.I lock my gaze to his golden eyes as they stare at me in bewilderment and was then that I knew my life would never be the same...

Just when Martha Jones thought the Doctor was out of her life for good - she was proven wrong. The last thing Martha had anticipated was to have a two-hearted woman named Rose Tyler show up and collapse in her arms. But upon finding the Doctor's previously lost companion, the Torchwood team and Martha know there's only one man to call... And that's where things get complicated.

When Voldemort finds out that the one person who could be a threat to him is still alive, he'll stop at nothing to get her. A fierce fight for power begins, but as they both discover a strong connection between them, he develops a desire for her that will not be denied. Tom, Liliana, Harry, Draco and Dumbledore as main characters. Full summary and warnings inside.

Lord Voldemort, by choosing to not use the killing curse on the young Harry Potter, survives and conquers Britain. He also kidnaps Harry Potter, attempting to kill her while expending as little effort as possible, has an illegitimate daughter via his number one cultist, punishes spies, attempts world domination, and gets absolutely nowhere with any of this. fem!Harry.

Waking up alone in a deep forest made her believe she had died. Naruto had done a lot of crazy things in her short life, like challenging the Kyūbi and fought against the powers of a God. But this just might be the most incomprehensible thing she'd ever managed. What do you do when being unwillingly thrown back in time?

In one world, after defeating his brother, Itachi Uchiha dropped dead, victim of a mysterious disease, and the future of the ninja world was set for the worse. However, in another, Itachi was not sick. From this small difference, many changes will spring, and many plans will be overturned. The path of the last of the Uchiha, and the world itself, will be altered forever.

In all honesty, Kurama would admit that this was the first time in years that he was surprised like that. He was expecting an adult to come charging through those doors in front of him, not a child. Femnaru.

In an attempt to brighten up his sad charge, ANBU Guard Itachi Uchiha leaves a note complimenting her hair. And thus, history has decided to repeat itself. Itachi x fem!Naruto, ItaNaru

In which Tom Riddle falls in love with a time traveling girl-who-lived through a series of meetings.

The sequel to You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter. Definitely read it before starting this one. After the events of the Dark Knight, Jess leaves Gotham. But little can prevent her from returning to a life of crime. And nothing can prevent the clown from returning to her. Joker x OC.

Finding a letter from the Yondaime Hokage among his mother's personal effects, Shisui Uchiha comes across the most shocking discovery of his life. "Itachi… I have a half-sister." fem!Naruto, Brotherly!Shisui, eventual ItaNaru

AU. When Lily died, Snape removed his heart and replaced it with a steel trap. But rescuing her daughter from the Dursleys in the summer of '92 is the first step on a long road to discovering this is less true than he'd thought. A girl!Harry story, covering CoS - GoF. Future Snape/Harriet. Sequel "No Journey's End" (Ootp - DH) is now posting.

Failure lead them to correct past mistakes. Hari manages to kill Voldemort, but never accounted for the repercussions that came with fulfilling a false prophecy. Death, always ready to help his Mistress, decides that things need to change and is rather reluctant in letting a good candidate for a Master of Death to join Him so quickly. [Revised version of IDH.]

Mikoto Uchiha had always wanted to have a daughter. She just never expected to get one this way.

When Zia finds herself in 1927 London, England she soon realizes that it is no dream. After realizing that this London is the London of her favorite book series, Harry Potter, she embarks on a mission that not even Dumbledore could fully complete. The task: Solving a Riddle. The only question is...how? Rated T just in case. After all, this is Tom Riddle we're talking about.

Sasuke and Naruto discuss potential names for their soon-to-be-born child. "Look, I'm not saying that he was a bad godfather, but do we really want to name our son after the author of Kakashi-sensei's favorite books?" fem!Naruto SasuNaru

AU "Doomsday." Trapped in Pete's World, Rose and the Doctor attempt to find their way back to the TARDIS while navigating Torchwood, meddling family members, and as per usual threats to humanity.

Kushina wants a baby girl, and what Kushina wants Kushina gets. For a scrawny orphan with dreams too big, pink or blue really don't matter. Gaara of the Sand may be a fearsome shinobi at fifteen, but nobody ever said he was a pro at weathering life, puberty, and the politics of physical union between states. AU. Naruto with Kushina's chakra chain and barrier power. Gaanaru.

It was probably the strangest proposition he'd ever received. "I'm really sorry about this, but I've decided to become your fangirl." "My fangirl?" "Yes, and I think it's only fair to warn you beforehand." fem!Naruto, no Uchiha Massacre, Shisui x Naruko (An Ideal World Fic)

Have you ever wondered how the Queen decides what cases to give to her Guard Dog? Her name is Florence May Taylor, heiress to the Taylor Perfumes and Fragrances company, and the Queen's Black Cat. She chooses the top five most odd mysteries in Britain and sends them to the Queen herself. However not without the help of her mysterious maid, Estelle.

L reflects on his first doomed generation of successors as well as what it means to be a faceless detective. Side fic to "God of the Machine"

Sasuke decides to rant about the totally unromantic, completely platonic, and mutually loathsome non-relationship he shares with his teammate, Naruko Namikaze. Fugaku wonders when he'll be able to get back to his paperwork. fem!Naruto SasuNaru (An Ideal World Fic)

****SPOILERS ONLY READ IF YOU'VE FINISHED SEASON 2**** Rick Sanchez of Earth Dimension C-137 supposedly ran out on his family 20 years ago, and shows up all of a sudden, and bonds the most with his grandson Morty, taking him on all sorts of adventures through the Universe, along with alternate dimensions... But.. Rick of C-137 didn't really leave his family 20 years ago, did he?

Who said that Shinigami takes your life for his services? No one. Yondaime learned it the hard way the day Kyuubi attacked. A different turn of events! What if Naruto was raised by Madara? Additional notes: slight AU; No Yaoi

Demons are soulless creatures that feast on the souls of others. It makes sense that a demon couldn't love, right? Wrong. Every demon has a 'soul mate' and Sebastian's just found his. Let's just say... a stubborn human wasn't exactly what he had expected. Sebastian x OC

Naruto lived a good life. She had been given the title of Nanadaime Hokage at the young age of 24, she had the love of friends and an entire village. However, what happens when she finds out that it was all a dream? The Rikudou Sennin steps in and offers her salvation: Go back. She does, carrying with her knowledge, power... And her grim past. Time-travel, femNaru.

I sold my soul when I was 17 and got everything I wanted. I've never regretted it, not even for a second. It was a bargain well made and a soul well spent. So what am I doing standing in a ring of salt ten years later, talking to a hellhound like it's an overgrown lapdog? Oh that's right, I want to make a deal. Full Warning inside. Contains violence/torture, abuse/rape.

Harleen Quinzel's husband died five year ago so why was his face covered in clown make up and staring back at her from the evening news? Takes place immediately after the events of The Dark Knight. Part one in a series.

In which Tom Riddle feels more than ready for his seventh year. Until, that is, he encounters the war refugee with an English accent and too bright green eyes; one Hariel Lillian Potter. FemHarry

the power the dark lord knows not. femHarry

Rose was running towards the Doctor and he towards her, until she saw a Dalek aiming at him. In a split second she did the only thing that made sense: She launched herself at him, knocking him out of the way just as the beam pierced through her body. AU Jouney's End, with reference to the 50th anniversary episode.

Avada Kedavra'. A six year old Hariel Potter traces the strange marks on her skin, wondering at the meaning of the words her soulmate will speak. An eleven year old Hariel Potter is appropriately horrified when she puts the pieces together. Female Harry and Soulmate AU- Indentifying marks

At a young age Naruto meets Yuuki, an old woman who lived in the same apartment building, and she changes his life... This was adopted from Faust VII.

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

If someone had told Sasuke that the only Kunoichi on his Genin team was his future wife, he would have scoffed at them for even thinking something so ridiculous. It was just his bad luck that said Kunoichi was Naruko Namikaze; SasuFemNaru, ItaSaku, & other side pairings. M for lemons, violence, and mentions of torture.

One lesson Uzumaki Naruto taught the world was that glass ceilings are fragile, and limits are only for the fools who believe in them.

The little lady was screaming, her eyes wide, and frightened, and blue. She was what society said was beautiful: tall and lean and curvy in the right places, white and golden haired and unblemished. If J was honest (and he always was, to himself), he thought she was gorgeous. Takes place during The Dark Knight Rises. An origin story for Harley Quinn, as told through Joker's eyes.

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

A year after Bad Wolf Bay, Rose Tyler regenerates in Pete's World. Now armed with the abilities of a Time Lady, she makes her way back to her home universe, but chooses to hide her true identity from the Doctor when he takes her on as his new companion.

"Hello there, and welcome to the Quidditch match that nearly everyone's been talking about. The nargles have been excited too; they forgot to throw my socks out of the dormitory window this morning. It was rather nice, as my toes are warm now. Cosy. I quite like having warm feet. They're like toast. Maybe I'll try it more often." More of Luna's legendary Quidditch commentary.

Tom Riddle befriends a girl at Wool's Orphanage. Alina's devotion to Tom may just be her downfall. Riddle will do anything to keep his witch bound to him. Fifty years later, the Wizarding world is bewildered at the discovery of a young witch with no memories. A witch who can talk to snakes. Warning: Dark. This is not a Voldemort becomes good story.

Eleven/Rose sort of; Twelve/Rose; Part Eight of the Who Holidays series. When the Eleventh Doctor takes Rory and Amy home to Leadworth, they stumble upon a future version of the Doctor holding hands with a very pregnant Rose Tyler. Apparently, somebody has most definitely been peeking at his Christmas list. Set just after A Town Called Mercy.

The Doctor and Rose pose as husband and wife while investigating strange happenings surrounding a couple's retreat. The situation may prove dangerous on an altogether different level, threatening a slow death by escalating tension as the boundaries of their relationship are pushed to the limit.

The Doctor had heard about Cupid Flies time after time on Gallifrey, but never expected to see one in person, much less get bitten by one. The bug makes its victim fall completely in love with whatever other being it sees, and for the Doctor, this being just so happens to be Rose Marion Tyler. Will Rose be able to find a cure while resisting a Time Lord throwing himself at her?

On her adventures with the Doctor, Rose Tyler has been bitten by several creatures and has seen just about everything. But when the mysterious Cupid Fly bites her, things go terribly wrong in her fun life. The fly makes its victim fall completely in love with the first being it sees, and for Rose Tyler, this being just so happens to be the Doctor. Sister Story to "The Cupid Fly"

Lucy was drunk. Not dancing on the tables, singing at the top of her lungs, or passed out drunk. No. She was just drunk enough to become painfully, brutally, and completely honest with everyone around her… whether they wanted her to or not. Lucy/Natsu, Levy/Gajeel, Gray/Juvia

As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.

Au, starting at the end of 3th year. Making the acquaintance of Daphne Greengrass and forced to work together with her Harry learns things about wizarding culture he never knew. So many possibilitys he wouldn't ever think of using, so many ressources being left unused. He finds answers to questions he was never meant to ask and slowly his view of he world he though he knew changes.

Crowley meets a Scottish girl in a bar, two years later her ten years is up and he meets her again in Hell. Intrigued by her, he offers her a way out. Crowley/OC friendship, possible romance later on.

Harley sees a case that could make her career. The Joker sees a naïve young therapist with a breakable mind. Swiftly, he lures her into a downward spiral, resulting in her defeat and rebirth as Harley Quinn, the only one capable of surviving at his side.

Sasuke has decided that he needs a fifth member for Team Hebi and he wants Naruto. But he says he only needs him as bait for Itachi. So what happens when he finds out that Naruto is an ANBU Captain? Will the new Naruto go willingly? There is slash/yaoi in this, but the story focuses more on the actions than the romance. Some chapters have WARNINGS! Rated T to M!

The Doctor, his Ponds and River visit a tourist colony with the intent of getting chips, only to discover a past version of the Doctor is already here— along with Rose Tyler. Technically Nine/Rose and Eleven/Rose.

"The Phantomhive Manor can be a dangerous place...even for halfbreeds like you."..."Is that a threat Mister Michaelis?"..."Time will tell little one." REVISION COMPLETED MY MUFFINS! Please point out any mistakes!

Naruto pesters Sasuke while he's training delaying him getting home. He's so late, in fact, that Itachi simply doesn't have time to wait for him to arrive and discover the massacre and has to go looking for him. But once he finds them how is he really supposed to get Sasuke back home and stick to his script without making the whole thing just seem really weird?

Or, The Lady Knight. At sixteen, Lizzy Middleford has been on a tour of the continent for a year. Now, she's a different, sharper person than before...and she's determined to take her place at Ciel's side, whether he likes it or not. All hail the Queen's Paladin. Eventual CielLizzy. Cover art by cielking-art on Tumblr. COMPLETE, with sequel upcoming. May be expanded.

It's New Years Eve and the Doctor isn't exactly thrilled to go to Jackie's annual party. However, when he picks up a mysterious black notebook lying on the TARDIS floor, New Years ends up becoming an enjoyable occasion after all. And he may even make some rather fun resolutions of his own. Ten/Rose New Years Special.

Short fic about young Madara, Izuna and a hot summer day. Pre-Konoha. Gen.

In The Day of the Doctor, 11 and 10 never saw Rose. But what if, not only did they see her, but she joined them on their adventure. Drabbles.

The Doctor has a certain Rose Tyler snuggled up next to him, and his thoughts go absolutely wild. But what he doesn't know is Rose has a crazy plan to get the Time-Lord to make a move on her. Will the plan work, or will he go insane from lust first? 10/Rose cuteness.

DISCONTINUED I never believed myself one to fall in love; it was a useless human emotion. But here I am, falling in love with one creature that grates on my nerves more than anyone else in Heaven, Hell or Earth. What am I supposed to do? Sebastian/OC

What happens when Lucy gets drunk and Natsu decides to walk her back to her house? Pink frilly underwear happens that's what.

Deidara doesn't get angry when people mistake his gender. He actually finds it hilarious. So catching wind of gossiping Akatsuki members doesn't lead to explosions galore. It just leads to copious amounts of trolling of his comrades. Sasori is not amused. Fem!Dei, but not. Sort of. No one's really all that sure, at this point. And then things go down.

The Doctor's new body is proving to be a burden, with its oversensitiveness and desire to touch. Rose, it seems, makes it worse. He loves his little companion, but he chooses not to poison her, not when the TARDIS bombards his mind with images of her undressing, not when they're stuck in the dark, not even when he dreams of her naked every night. Until the TARDIS chooses for him.

"We've been spiraling down in the darkness...but then we landed into the light". A series of vignettes, drabbles, & one-shots set in the 'DEMONS FALL FIRST' universe, focusing on the lives of Sebastian, Viessa, & other characters before/after the story. Also includes missing chapters, manga version one-shots, & many more. SebastianxOC. OCxOC. Warning: Mild sexual themes

Iris learns that she cannot make a family with magic, though magic can certainly help it along. What magic can make, however, is something Number 12 Grimmauld Place never saw coming…Girl!Harry and Sirius bonding, featuring arson, explosions, a bit of angst, a lot of laughter, and mischief well managed.

No. This is not another story of a modern-day girl who ended up in a fictional tale. This is a story of a girl who sleeps - and dreams of reality. SebastianXOC. Post season2.

Spoilers for season 8 Meg episode. This does not take place afterward, it's before and during. We forget sometimes, don't we, that Meg is posessing someone. There is a girl in there, probably scared and trying to fight her way out. Or maybe she isnt. Maybe, just maybe, she is the reason Meg survived for so long. And maybe this girl was there, all the way to the end.

Collection of stories of 'what if' Aladdin is a girl. Alibaba is a protective older brother, Morgiana is the passive best friend and Judal... is the lovestruck boy and a stalker. Sinbad and his 7 generals are merely the spectators of unfolding drama, or so they hoped.

When the Joker, Scarecrow, and Two-Face hold the population of Gotham University hostage, what are tech savvy teenagers supposed to do? Go onto social media of course, and complain about missing classes, horrible food, and general drama.

Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.

Female!Harry/Tom Riddle. Time Travel fic. Harriet discovers that the future is not set in stone.

There are powers that be that were never meant to be tampered with. Magic in the world that, if touched, could change fates in ways that not even time could undo. Aladdin's one mistake will lead to such a path that not even his deepest of dreams and nightmares could attempt to touch upon; leaving him and all those around him into a new path. Fem Aladdin, preg

What if the Third Hokage stopped the council before they could order Itachi to commit the Uchiha Clan Massacre? Itachi is one of the village's strongest ninja, and has now been given the task of being a Jonin sensei, assigned to Team 7 with his little brother Sasuke, the 'dead last' Naruto Uzumaki, and fangirl Sakura Haruno. This is Team Itachi.

An old rival reappears in Sebastian's life, but a lot has changed w/in her since he last saw her. Harboring a secret & a sorrow, Sebastian uncovers her true intentions for constantly trailing him, the connections they share, & the past that changed her into a whole new being. This is the story of a Demon Butler and a Fallen Demon. SEBASTIANxOC. Warning: Mild sexual themes COMPLETED

The dark sequel to Repression. Harley Quinn is injured and the Joker leaves her in the care of an old friend. But without the controlling hand of her lover, Harley begins to see her life in a different way. Nolanverse. Rated M for a reason. Joker/Harley

Madara and Izuna, in their earliest days. 'Founders.'

In one world, the war against Lord Voldemort is raging. In another, a Hogwarts professor named Tom Riddle decides to put his theory on alternate worlds to test and embarks on a trip that quickly turns into a disaster. AU sixth year. DH compliant.

If you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow: Don't trap the Doctor, and don't cage the Wolf. Main setting for the WolfStorm-verse.

Her collarbone was sharp beneath his hand. He felt her breath rising and falling unevenly, perhaps in panic. In between her silent, wild gasps, Voldemort felt a heart shuddering somewhere. Perhaps she thought he meant to strangle her. Perhaps he should.

Lucy and Natsu are forced to share a hotel room. Sleeping with a guy gets Lucy curious, especially when it seems like Natsu is having a VERY good dream.

Lucifer finds God and has a few things to say.

It was Lucy's favorite scent. Why? Because the first time they made love, it was all she could smell when she fell asleep in his arms... NaLu. Lemon.

MadaIzu drabbles.

Set in Christopher Nolan's Batman universe roughly five years after the events in "The Dark Knight", Dr Harleen Quinzel is contacted by the head of Arkham's Psychiatric department, and asked to take on the position of psychiatrist for the infamous terrorist, The Joker. Her experiences with him slowly lead to the eventual collapse of her internal perception of order. Reviews welcome

Dr. Harleen Quinzel is an extraordinarily gifted, intelligent, and compassionate young psychiatrist with a dark and nightmarish past. In a desperate attempt to save her suffering patients, and herself, she is introduced to the man who would alter her future forever. After all, even a brilliant mind can only take so much…before it breaks.

"So, Joseph..." he started with a smile, "Josh." the nickname rolled off his tongue slowly while his eyes shone mischievously, "Now I understand why there wasn't anything visible in those breeches." he commented wickedly while she stared at him.

Left for dead, Bane is taken to Arkham Asylum once The Batman has been pronounced dead. Unable to forget Talia, a young Doctor catches his eye as he rebuilds his strength, awaiting the right time to take action. But Bane isn't the only one with his eye on young Harleen Quinzel; Can Joker forgive Bane for intruding on his playthings - or has Bane re-entered his own hell on earth?

The Doctor has a bad case of Gallifreyan Tacto-Ablepsy and can't see anything unless it's touching him. Rose is more of a tease than a nurse. Sick!Fic containing Rose and Eleven adorableness. Takes place in the WolfStorm-verse.

Funny, how trying to fight it just made it harder. Or more complicated. Weirder. Funnier. Definitely funnier. But fighting the inevitable was a waste of time, no matter how much you wanted to keep yourself intact... JokerXOC, during TDK.

Broken and lost after the massacre, little Sasuke struggles to stay alive. Danzo intends to eliminate the remaining Uchihas and Itachi and Sasuke have to flee and leave their past behind. Brotherly love, platonic.

MadaraxOC and IzunaxOC Two sisters go to an Uchiha Family feast but as everyone knows it really is just an excuse so the elders can marry them off. But how will Akatsuki deal with a jealous sister, abusive fangirls, lovesick brothers, and much more.

Harriett Potter dreams of going to Hogwarts, but in an AU where the school only accepts purebloods, the only way to reach her goal is to switch places with her pureblood cousin—the only problem? Her cousin is a boy. Alanna the Lioness take on HP.

It seemed like such a good idea: kidnap the Prophet, hold him as a bargaining chip in the Eternal War. But the best laid plans o' mice and men and the King Of Hell gang aft agley. Maybe there's an app for that. A one-shot.

Or 'guy talk', if you will. Gajeel and Natsu have a chat about feelings. No, really. – Gajeel/Levy and Natsu/Lucy.

Severus wakes up in the afterlife expecting something rather different than being almost-seventeen again. Seriously, what kind of game is this? But wait - Lily's come back, too - from 1981? Perhaps it's a second chance... but to do what? SS/LE

It started with a wand. A wand with a brother. And this brother wand, a girl shall wield. And with this girl came War. And with War, came her lover, Plague. Plague lead to his brother Death. And it all ended in Victory.

A dark psychological tale of Harley Quinn's origin. It begins in Arkham Asylum after Dr. Harleen Quinzel is assigned the Joker's case and desperate to make a connection to her mad patient, she starts a game between them that will forever change her life. Nolanverse. Rated M for a reason Joker/Harley

It is A Dragon's Eye part two! Ryu is finally born so we can see Natsu and Lucy during their times as new parents. Nalu

Always-a-girl!Dean. As Deanna Winchester gives birth, history tries to repeat itself. Long AU season 6. Castiel/Deanna, past Lisa/Deanna.

She offered out a blue rose and smiled a deceptively charming smile, “Do you have a wish?” Full Summary Inside. Sebastian/OC/Undertaker

The sequel to Future Shock. During the night of The Dragon's Moon any Dragon Slayer that sees it will become nothing but instincts. Natsu has seen the moon and has kidnapped Lucy. It seems they'll be seeing Ryu again once more. Nalu

Ultima ratio - the last resort. At last the day of the Final Battle against Lord Voldemort has come. Harry, Ron and Hermione fight bravely against their nemesis - but then something goes wrong. And Hermione finds herself alone in a precarious situation.

While Team Natsu is away Lucy stays behind to earn some rent money with the help of Mirajane. Alone the way she finds a child that keeps calling her mama and looks a lot like Natsu. What does this mean for her and her future love life? Nalu

AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.

In 1998, Severus Snape was given a second chance. In 1976, he has to figure out how to take it.

A page from the diary of an eighteen year old civilian of Gotham city.

Alice returns to Underland by means of a tragedy and chooses to stay. This is the story of the friend, the lover, the wife, the mother and the Champion she becomes there. NOW COMPLETE All 5 books of this series have been posted together here.

Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::

Natsu pays Lucy a visit in the middle of the night to satisfy an urge he's been holding for quite some time. One-shot. Shameless smut.

A series of oneshots attempting to answer the question "What if Cadel was raised by Prosper instead of the Piggotts? Some will be humorous, some serious, and some... God only knows.

It was Izuna's birthday and Madara stood at his tombstone. Madara began to remember the one thing his brother wanted above all. "I wish for the world to be at peace." It was Izuna's birthday wish. A wish Madara hoped to fulfill. MadaXIzu Fluff!

The Joker isn't close to anyone. To stay true to this, he must kill what he is the closest to, especially when that something becomes a danger to him. Tribute to HoistTheColours "Clockwork"

“Do. No-t. Die. On me. No-t allowed.” There was something in his eyes, hidden behind the toying gleam. His face became serious as he reached up to tuck a stray piece of hair behind her ear, like someone else was breaking past this hostile freak.J/H

EpFic1 The same village, the same life, but having one foxy friend will make all the diffrence. Please review, it's the whole point. (ON LONG HOLD, SORRY)

Claus doesn't go and save Sunny. Violet and Olaf are married, and he wants her bad. Rated M fo smut.

What if Lily had survived and escaped with Harry in the attack on Halloween of 1981? How will Lily, who many believed to be the smartest witch of her generation, raise her son and how will he fulfill his destiny? H/G

A cool fingertip brushes his eyelash, and his resolve cracks. “Brother,” he manages, and is surprised to hear that his voice is choked. -Izuna, Madara, duty and sight.-

During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...

The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while delivering his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.

Saying goodbye to the person you love is not always easy... not even for Madara...

MadaIzu/Uchihacest Summary: I knew he loved me, despite everything. That is why I gave away my eyes... for his sake.

Five-year-old Izuna is afraid of thunderstorms, so what does he do? He goes to his brother for comfort.

Sasori and Deidara have been together for a few weeks, Deidara seems to have deeper feelings, and Sasori finally admits he's in love. Will everything go smoothly for the two artists, or not? Lots of lemons, Bondage, S/M.

Harley, it's very simple. If The Joker calls you, answer the damn phone! Rated M for language and some sexual references. Daddy/girl dynamics: Ain't it great? Emotional and physical abuse. Nolanverse Joker and Harley.

Son and brother, genius and killer. This is Itachi's story, from cradle to manhood, a descent into darkness with a mind so terribly clear it redefines the borders of madness. Power at any price, strength at any cost...

Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn't planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner. Sasori/Deidara. Post-Shippuuden, Deidara and Sasori live!

This is Alternate Universe: I thought it would be interesting to have a female 'Batman' to see how she would interact with Ledger's Joker. This is rated M-it's not explicit, but does get intimate.

When Lucy is given another chance to do a cover for Sorcerer magazine, she is ecstatic to discover all the male attention it has garnered. Natsu, on the other hand…isn’t quite as pleased. -Natsu x Lucy-

What if Luna found the Diary after Ginny tried to dispose of it?

Haruhi and Tamaki attempt to study for their exams together, but end up taking an extensive study break instead. A fluffy one-shot lemon in the "Courtship" timeline.

Deidara saw the look in the redhead’s eyes and instantly regret what he had said. His stomach churned in expectation of meeting the most painful of poisons. He swallowed hard, his exposed throat awaiting the fatal grip of Sasori’s fingers. SasoDei.

Sasori finally meets his new partner, Deidara, and ends up feeling things he hasn't felt in years. How do you resist a flirt with mouths on his hands anyway? A SasoDei DeiSaso fic that isn't a Oneshot! Yaoi Smut and LEMON in chapters 6, 8 and 11!

Twenty facts about Bellatrix Lestrange that she would never speak aloud.

While resting in an inn, Deidara is stung by a scorpion. Paralyzed and deathly scared, he is unable to do anything. Will Sasori be able to resist the temptation? SasoDei Warning: Heavy yaoi, lemon. You have been warned xD

AU Light is a girl. No really, she was born that way. At least this time around she doesn't have to worry about cameras in her room. No way her dad would allow that.

[SasoDei] Deidara has an obsession that is a secret until Sasori finds out. [Graphic yaoi. Don't like, don't read.]

[Sasori x Deidara] “I’m not going to die, Deidara.”From the very beginning, until the very end.