Hi peps! Followers! Peasants! Bitches! Whatever!

So.. About me aye? Well,

I answer only to Sassy and Mrs Grey! That is, of course, unless you are my close friend.

I love to rant but I try to keep it to a minimum.

I LOVE reading, uhh duhh? Why do you think I'm here in the first place? Certainly not for the music it provides.

I am a Slytherin! Woooh! Yeah, Green!

I Write only, and I repeat, ONLY Bromance fanfics.

I adooooooreeee cusing so if you have a fucking problem with it just remember that I don't give two flying fucks so just suck it up and move on. And I wish you a very happy life.

I also LOVE, as in seriously LOVE, mocking people. So if you can't take a good-hearted banter then don't PM me. Just don't even try to make me acknowledge your presence AT ALL. I will hate you and find a way to block you from my account.

I am also someone you can tell ANYTHING to. From sexual jokes to insecurities to sexual orientation. I don't and won't judge. I'll probably smack common sense to you once in a while but I promise it's either intended to be a joke or an advice that you really need.

I am also very open to advices! My friends tend to come to me for it! And I've also helped some from my account in Wattpad; which is if you're interested. *wink*

In bromances I love CRAZY (By Crazy I mean weird like Happy Tree Friends characters: Flippy and Splendid, Yes I know about them and can't stop laughing.) pairings so if you have a request shot that you want me to do, just pm me here or on my Skype SassyOverLord.

I am obsessed with Cookie Butter. O.O Nutella? What Nutella?

My ships are Drarry, Wolfstar, Klaine, Characterxbottom!alec (Mortal Instruments) and Characterxbottom!Niall (One direction) OTP is NIAM!

I love a good were-wolf plot. I mean, come on! Mates? Agghh! Though, I instantly close the window if I even see the word 'Omega' on the page. I'm already struggling when I typed that word down. No. Just No. Pm me to exchange good were-wolf story links!!

I like listening to music! I can become overly cranky if I am stuck in a car without my Ipod and earphones.

I think that's enough rant! See you guys on the comment section or on my inbox!

Stay Sassy.