Dastardly Fiend
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Joined 12-18-12, id: 4424469, Profile Updated: 09-17-13
Author has written 3 stories for Radio Dramas, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Well. I'm Vlad, and I tend to speak in the Third Person /a lot/.

When you look at me, you see a bleak look at the anguish of a loner, forever forced to look at himself in the mirror and spot nothing but his defects and disfigurements -yet at the same time, the you also see quite clearly that I'm narcissistic to the extreme, too lazy and resigned to make the slightest effort to help myself. XD

Name: J. Clark. If you wanna see, or chat with me -- happy to give out a facebook, though I doubt anyone will. :U Though, I assure you -- I'm seventeen.

Favorite Books: No Longer Human and also The Setting Sun both by Osamu Dazai. Any Tom Clancy novel. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. The Great Gatsby.

Favorite Movies: The Third Man, 12 Angry Men, Citizen Kane, The Great Dictator, Battle Royale, V for Vendetta. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Favorite Series: Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Last Apprentice, The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod, Georgina Kincaid series. I mostly read, stand alone novels.

Least Favorite movie EVER: At the moment, it is The Great Gatsby, because it wasn't how it was in the book and the classic 70s version was better in my opinion.

Favorite Book Character: Georgina Kincaid.

Motto: "Your pain, is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding."

Gender: Male

Age: Seventeen.

Favourite Food: Any kind of Sammich, or Salad.

Favorite Color(s): Azure and Vermilion. I also favor Black clothing.

Favorite Artists: Pellek, Killswitch Engage, FLOW, Asian Kung Fu Generation, The Jokerr, Mac Lethal, Chance the Rapper, The Script, Nightwish, Dragon Force

Favorite Song(s): The Script - Breaking Even, Nightwish - The Phantom of the Opera, Dragon Force - Through the Fire and Flames, FLOW - Remember,

Favorite Animal(s): Wolf, Hawk.

Actual Friends on Fanfiction: None, that I know of.

Friends that I met on Fanfiction: None yet.

Shipping's: Pertimis, Perzoe, GeorginaxSeth.

Also. If you read my writings, and do not feel the need to review or give feedback -- just remember, ;-; I will cry.

The Review Revolution...

Even if the fic has 10,002,464 reviews already...
Even if the fic is older than time itself...
Even if it was abandoned a loooooooooooooooooooooong time ago...
Even if the author turned out to be a total psychopath...
Even if the OC is a Mary Sue and the spelling would make a dictionary cry...

I will review every fic I read. What goes around comes around, and more people will review my own fics. I have joined Review Revolution.

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Titan of the Hunt by vPxForerunner x reviews
During the final days of the second Giant war, Percy loses the one he loves and his purpose for living. So he asks the gods for a task to challenge him and give him a new purpose. Unfortunately for him a man hating goddess and friends are going to be gaining a new Guardian. Post MOA. Pertemis
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 108 - Words: 603,090 - Reviews: 4121 - Favs: 4,491 - Follows: 4,395 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 7/21/2013 - [Percy J., Artemis] Thalia G., Reyna R.
The Council of Darkness by NyxAvique reviews
Percy disappears after getting betrayed by nearly everyone he had saved during the second Titan and Giant wars. He encounters the Council of Darkness, a group of dark deities, and he becomes their champion. He also becomes the champions of 3 Olympians. Rated M for minor cussing and violence. Pertemis! Major re-work in progress!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,660 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 10/15/2018 - Published: 9/18/2013 - [Percy J., Artemis]
The Forgotten Hero by Charlie-Guevara reviews
A Percy/Artemis story . Seen as a great threat to the gods, Percy is exiled and forgotten after completing the 'impossible' task of closing the Doors of Death. However, everything changes once a certain daughter of Zeus and a beautiful goddess arrive at his campsite . Read on to see what happens! Pertimis, T for now but the potential for M (sex) later.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,195 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Percy J., Artemis
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A Broken Percy reviews
What if, Percy was screwed over to the point of Nihilism? And drunkenly blogged about his troubles Read to find out!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Percy J.
A Record of Betrayal reviews
Everything is going great betwixt, Percy and Annabeth - but, what if some unseen force has other plans for him. A/N: Simple and short, I know - but hey, if you like it, you like it. :3 Oh, and Chaos is in the story xD
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Artemis
Adventures of a Dastardly Fiend reviews
Experience the journey of a venal vermin whose yet to find love, without killing the one who he has affection for.
Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2012