Favorite Quotes (I have bunches of these, just need to find them again. Also the fanfics they are from are excellent.)

From Deritine's ChocoboDay Vacation:

Angeal held it out of his reach and raised smiled. "Zack, the two of them are probably the most awkward set of semi-asexual confused and awkward lovebirds to grace the face of the Planet. They are almost always like that. Further... I think it was the first thing Cloud ever said to me - asking if I was attracted to Sephiroth. I think he used the term 'Sephiroth-o-sexual'."

From Crunchysunrises His Own Man:

Remus groaned. "That wasn't what I had in mind, Sirius. Remember what the book said? You're supposed to be setting reasonable boundaries for Harry!"

Harry grinned. "He is. I'm to be careful and I'm not allowed to die. Those are the sorts of boundaries that I can really respect."

Sirius seemed quite pleased by that. Remus just looked completely and utterly despairing.

From Lucillia's Time MixUp:

"Lock the door, lock the door, lock the door!" Gaara's new friend yelled desperately.

There was a click as the bolt slid home, and both Gaara and his friend let out sighs of relief as the doorknob rattled furiously. Then he heard the sound of a kunai pounding against wood.

"Holy shit! She's trying to cut her way through!" Gaara's friend yelled.

"Your teammate is very scary." Gaara said.

"You said it!" the other boy yelled.

Baki ran and hid. It was a prudent thing to do considering the fact that someone that Gaara found frightening was trying to get into their lodgings. From the sound of it, the girl was trying to cut her way through the three inch thick wooden door with a kunai, and he had a feeling that she might succeed.

From max.tmy's Tangled threads of time:

The quiet numb in Kakashi's brain faded somewhat upon hearing that Naruto had not used a forbidden technique or made a few hundred human sacrifices and danced naked or done something equally irrepairably wrong. Naruto didn't ruin anything, he would still become Hokage. He didn't break any rules, so Kakashi and team 7 will not have to crusade against Konoha to protect Naruto.

Phew.

From max.tmy's Tangled threads of time:

"Not Kakashi. We came to save you from whoever blasted your home, Naruto-sama," said a young chunin.

"That was Kakashi," said Naruto.

"Oh my god, Hatake Kakashi is our enemy now?"

Sasuke thought this universal confusion was very stupid and tiring. This tended to happen a lot whenever Naruto was left unsupervised, even for a brief period.

"No!," yelled Naruto, "Sensei just…er..blasted my door…and now he's fixing it."

From Yura-chan's The Founders' Years Rewritten:

"When Hoggy was finished we all moved in." Godric continued, "We each have apartments in the wings with our respective Houses and we brought our families with us. Wena's husband took some convincing though." Godric scowled at the mention of him, and Dumbledore found he looked surprisingly menacing. Slytherin stared at him in concern before lifting a hand to stroke at the other man's arm soothingly. The Gryffindor calmed a bit, but he was still glaring harshly at the floor.

"He died a few weeks after the move, just before Helena's fourth birthday." Rowena commented dreamily, and Minerva put on a sympathetic face. "I'm sorry." She said gently. The Ravenclaw waved a negligent hand through the air. "Yes, yes, accidental poisoning, very sad." Her grin was somewhat demented and it was honestly frightening the five people who were not used to her.

"Wh-what?" Pomona asked in nervous disbelief. Helga and Slytherin traded shark-like smiles and Godric gained a very predatory look in his eyes. "Yes," he said, sounding very pleased with himself, "A day after Wena stumbled out of their apartments covered in bruises he accidentally chugged a whole vial of newly brewed poison that happened to be lying around. Very sad indeed." He nodded but never lost the air of smug satisfaction that hung around him. Slytherin gave him another proud look and squeezed his arm happily.

From Pipkin in the Grass's Those Who Wonder are Quite Lost:

"What have we learned today kids?" asked a chipper yellow-haired man.

"That oni are very combustible," chorused Team Minato.

Standing atop a ashy pile of orc remains, Namikaze Minato wiped away a tear of pride from his sky blue eyes.

"I have taught you well," he whispered melodramatically.

From escapistone's Saviors from the Past:

Jaina leaned up quickly and placed a kiss on his lips. She was surprised when he grabbed her back and returned the favor more soundly.

Her shock showed when he released her.

"Do or do not, there is no try." He said.

"Isn't that a misapplication of Jedi knowledge?"

"So is using the Force to win a dice game. What can I say? I had a bad example growing up." His cocky grin started spreading across his face.

From escapistone's Saviors from the Past:

"She is fine, Master. We had a very long talk about it. At the moment, I think she's starting to plot what type of ring she wants."

"That is a touch fast, and a touch in the future."

"Not for her family. Anakin proposed to Padme when he was nine. Now, would you please drop the 'I'm going to kill the first person that touches my Padawan look'?"

From escapistone's Saviors from the Past:

Lando grinned as he waited for the news to sink into Han's brain. He loved nothing better than having the upper hand over his 'Old Buddy.' The response he got was not what he expected.

"Yes! I'm going tot go order the paint now."

"Han, have you flipped your lid?" Lando felt genuinely worried that the news had warped the man's psych.

"I won the pool. I just knew that old man couldn't keep his hands to himself. He might deny it, but he's got too much scoundrel in him to keep away from her."

"You bet on your daughter sleeping with someone?"

"Hey, I bet on when Luke would hit the sack with Mara. What's the difference?"

"She's your daughter."

"It gave me an inside track. Besides, it was a specific someone she was with. Everyone thought that Kenobi would have to be beaten senseless before he did anything. When you have odds like that, and you know you can't lose, why would I not bet?"

From escapistone's Saviors from the Past:

"So, which one do you want to take?" he tried to make his voice jovial, but he did not exactly succeed. This fight did not bode well for Qui-Gon. One opponent had already killed the man once. The other had been his Master.

"I believe the one on the right owes me a rematch from a previous life. Are you certain you can handle the other, Obi-Wan?"

Obi-Wan sighed, "I don't have much of a choice now do I?"

"Oh, but you do," came Dooku's smooth voice, "You could simply surrender. You don't really want to harm me do you Qui-Gon?"

"I won't be the one harming you. Obi-Wan will. I have every faith in his abilities."

"Come now, you'd let your old Master die?"

"My old Master died long ago. To tell you the truth, I never really liked you anyway."

From pronker's Inbox for Quigon Jinn:

Yaddle, this is. Know, Master Jinn, that Dagobah is the homeworld of the Troll and myself. Troubles we left behind there on our last visit five centuries ago. Many debts. A few warrants. One unexplained explosion. A fresh start, we wanted. Mess this up for us, you will not. Know, I do, what you are growing in your 'rare plant herbarium.' A word to the wise, Master Jinn.

From wednesday-mc's Daughter of Time:

Legolas fought to avoid fidgeting beneath that all-seeing gaze. The urge to scuff the toes of his boot against the flagstone floor was almost irresistible. So was the urge to bolt out the back door. I absolutely refuse to regress to the fearful child I was. Not now, and not in front of Ivy. I have faced orcs and a cave troll, Saruman and a balrog, the paths of the dead and an ocean of uruk-hai. And Eowyn when she insisted I stay for supper.

From m o o g l e d a i m e's ० K a z o k u ० :

"Good," he nodded. "I don't think he wants me to know though, since he broke one of the most sacred rules of friendship. That's why I have to be incognito in finding out." He tapped his chin thoughtfully. "I thought I could act as a bridge for him but... Itachi? Hmmm..."

Hinata blinked at him in confusion. "Sacred rules of friendship?" Why didn't someone tell her there were rules to friendship? Does Kagome know about these guidelines? "What rule did he break?"

Naruto grinned, more than happy to explain it to her. He raised his pointer finger authoritatively. "Thou shall not fall in love with thy best friend's sister."

From Perfect Lionheart's Partially Kissed Hero:

"I have learned this muggle Dark Lord is based out of Kentucky, where he is apparently well known, and have lodged a formal protest with the United States for not keeping him properly contained." Albus returned with equal seriousness. "Their ambassador, however, had the effrontery to laugh at my brief. I spoke with him quite severely that Dark Lords operating this openly are a threat to all, but in return he assured me that Colonel Harland Sanders was a threat to no one."

"A threat to no one? After your attack?" McGonagall's eyebrows lifted.

"Yes," Dumbledore agreed, nodding seriously. "It makes me fear how greatly this Colonel's influence has corrupted their Ministry, as in practically the same breath he also vowed that Colonel Sander's influence would be felt so long as chickens roamed the Earth - which, I must admit, is a form of Dark Immortality I was previously unaware of. Just to be cautious, I have ordered Hagrid to dispose of his flock. Perhaps the Dark Colonel's influence will not be able to reach us here, so long as there are no chickens upon the grounds."

From Oynnej's Let's do something you're not suppose to:

"Do you think he'd kill me if I interrupted to remind them they forgot the silencing charm?" Remus muttered to Sirius across the room.

Sirius paused as Lily gave a particularly high-pitched squeal of delight. "Moony, it's Evans. We'll let him off just this once."

From Miranda Flairgold's Changes in a Time of War:

"Is that vampire a little crazy?" Nic asked after a long pause. Rahkesh had to stop and think before forming a reply.

"Probably not as much as he would like everyone to think. Why?"

"When he tried to examine our link, we, ahh, got into a bit of a fight. I sort-of attacked him" Nic said. Rahkesh raised an eyebrow, Xariath Generals did not sort-of attack. They just attacked. Nic shrugged defiantly at Rahkesh's disbelief. "I punched him. Rather hard. I also simultaneously conjured acid into his face, brought down that fine marble ceiling on his head, tried to tear open his liver with a curse, and magically combusted his skin...well I tried, it grew back so fast I didn't know it had worked until he told me."

Rahkesh paused, thinking he couldn't have heard that right. Nic waited, doing his best impression of a stoic Xariath General. Rahkesh stared for a long moment then started laughing hard, almost sinking under the bath water. Nic scowled at him.

"You people are so odd. He thought that this was terribly funny as well. He vaporized it all away, transfigured me into a rabbit and started laughing! Then he complimented me on my conjuring!"

From Teufel1987's Rise of the Wizards:

'No, not He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named,' said Tally with uncharacteristic impatience after the customary flinching at Voldemort's name, 'We house-elves is not being so afraid of him no more! Not now that we have met...her!' said Tally whispering the last word with venom. 'She is more terrible and evil than He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. She is ...The Clothes Maker,' said Tally, looking left and right. The other house-elves shuddered as one and started looking around as if afraid that they might be suddenly attacked by some unknown force.

Bewildered, Harry found himself looking around as well before he could stop himself. Whoever this person was, she seemed to have terrified the elves even more than Voldemort, especially since they seemed to be afraid of even using the moniker they had given her. He cast his eyes to the elves at the centre and noticed that they looked rather woebegone.

'What happened to them?' he said, indicating the five elves.

'They is being affected by ... her,' said Tally whispering the last word.

Harry looked again at those elves; the hats they were wearing looked familiar...

'Hang on, are you talking about Hermione?' said Harry incredulously, finally recognising the elves were wearing Hermione's earliest creations.

Upon hearing her name, the elves all clapped their hands over their ears and started shrieking in distress, their high pitched voices so loud and tiny that they seemed to lance through Harry's ears and pierce his brain literally bringing him to his knees.

From Sarah1281's Oh God Not Again:

"Let me begin by saying that I know that you have nothing to do with these attacks. However, I am quite curious: how do you know so much about the attacks?" Dumbledore's eyes bore into him and Harry was suddenly quite grateful Hermione had bullied him into mastering Occlumency when they were nineteen. Well, she and all of his other friends were twenty, but he had a late birthday.

"I've come back from the future," Harry deadpanned.

"Indeed," Dumbledore said, skeptical but intrigued.

"Oh yes," Harry nodded. "Of course, when I'm from Ginny Weasley had the Diary and was attacking only Muggleborns, Sirius Black was completely innocent of the crimes he was sent to Azkaban for – without a trial – and escaped next year, Draco Malfoy is the Master of the Elder Wand, and Snape helps euthanize you."

"Indeed," Dumbledore said again, this time blatant disbelief evident in his voice. "How did you come back, if you don't mind me asking?"

"Drapery accident," Harry said shortly. "It was very traumatic."

Dumbledore sighed heavily. "I wish you would be honest with me, Harry."

From Book of Changes A Study in Magic:

Dumbledore's mustache quivered. "Apparently one cannot help but end up liking one another when twelve-foot trolls are involved."

"Or out finding serial-killing cabbies," John muttered.

From lene-anschutz's Many Mornings After:

"Harry, we are talking about a sociopathic occasional-junkie who keeps eyeballs in the microwave and shoots things when he's bored."

Harry looked a little stumped by that.

"Well," she said. "Nobody's perfect."

From Rorschach's Odd Ideas:

"My duty as your godfather to teach you the things your parents never would have wanted you to learn."

"What about the things they would want me to learn?" Harry asked.

"That's your godmother's job," Sirius replied.

"I have a godmother?"

"Nah, it's just what I call Remus when he starts whinging about teaching you responsible things," Sirius laughed.

So, I saw this quiz on someone else's profile and thought what the heck. I am vastly amused by it results.

Quizilla's WHAT DO THE HARRY POTTER ADULTS THINK OF YOU Quiz Results

Albus Dumbledore tries to like you but doesn't trust something about you.
Lord Voldemort wishes you were on his side.
Minerva McGonagall thinks you are very talented.
Severus Snape is secretly in love with you.
Rubeus Hagrid tries to like you but doesn't really understand you.
Horace Slughorn thinks you are all right.
Sirius Black hates you and doesn't understand why Remus likes you.
Remus Lupin worships the ground you walk on and would do anything to get you to love him back.
Bill Weasley thinks of you as a best friend.
Lucius Malfoy doesn't understand why Voldemort likes you.
Bellatrix Lestrange wants to have you killed.
Peter Pettigrew avoids you at all costs.

I am fairly pleased with these results.