Astarielhide bio
Author has written 6 stories for Redwall, Lord of the Rings, Final Destination, and Harry Potter. Hey all, I welcome ya dearly if you're a LOTR fan, and NOT JUST FOR THE MOVIE. You gotta love the books, man--cus they are so DAMN AMAZING! I write a load of shit that makes fun of it, (funny funny) but still I love ya Tolkien. :) I'm not another mindless chick who digs LOTR cus of Orlando Bloom (tho he is pretty deadly) I'm in love with all the LOTR books, especially the Silmarillion. If thats not enough proof fo ya, I know way too much shit about the whole trilogy and related books, it's not funny. 'Scuz my language. AND if you have a parady of LOTR I would LOVE to know where to find it! Hit me back! Luv -Astariel |
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The Lord of the Bongs: The Helloship of the Bong by gozzygozzygimli reviews
With the help of a courageous helloship of friends and allies, Frieda Leaf embarks on a perilous mission to destroy the legendary One Bong. Hunting Frieda are servants of the Dark Lord, Floweron, the Bong's evil creator. If Floweron reclaims the Bong, Mid
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 15,762 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/8/2003 - Published: 8/16/2003
The King's New Clothes by Sly-chan reviews
AU A/L SLASH - When Legolas gets hurt, Aragorn will do anything to make him feel better. Anything.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,508 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/5/2003 - Published: 10/27/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn
Of Mirth And Folly by Slacker Mentality reviews
On the eve of the Fellowship's formation, the restlessness of its participants result in lunacy audiences weren't privvy to. Legolas sabotages Aragorn's romance, stoned Hobbits Merry & Pippin go wild, and Gollum is involved in many a mishap.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,161 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/17/2003 - Published: 11/30/2002
Legolas gets Legless by Shaz220885 reviews
Legolas gets drunk and causes havoc in the fellowship. chapter 4 FINALLY added PLZ R+R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,084 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/29/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn
Straight Ain’t So Great by Sweet Dreams reviews
*SLASH* S/F M/P A/B L/Glor When Sam’s parents suspect he is gay, they send him to a homosexual correction center to be ‘normal’ again. At first he is determined, but then………
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,777 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/5/2002 - Published: 8/28/2002 - Samwise G., Frodo B.
All I Ever Wanted by Sweet Dreams reviews
*SLASH* Can Sam ignore the voices of his conscience and tell Frodo how he really feels?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,431 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2002 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
The Mission...Quest...Thing by boarders of mordor reviews
Bilbo is dying (nuuuuuuu!) and he has the hobbits go on a mission to get a certain..something for him ^_^;;. What IS the something he wants? Read the fic and you shall see! Rated PG 13 for erm..sexual references *gasp*.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/31/2002 - Published: 4/28/2002 - Frodo B., Bilbo B.
Legolas has fun by littlestkitten reviews
An odd story that I wrote on a whim. It's not really a Legolas/Gimli, it was supposed to be more Aragorn/Legolas but Gimli gets all the action. Nothing graphic. It's more making fun of people.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2002 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Wedding Bells* by Wyvern's Elucidated Brethren reviews
The final episode in our ongoing slash series. Harry and Draco's wedding. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/30/2001
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Legolas Teaches Sexual Education reviews
Legolas takes on a job as a sex ed teacher, however there are some jobs an elf just isn't prepared for..
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2003 - Legolas, Gandalf
Harry Potter and the Philosophers Boner reviews
Yet Another Sick Degrading Typically Perverted Fanfic about Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2003 - Harry P.
Lament for Gollum reviews
How can we not pity such a creature? A justification of personal perception..
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/19/2003 - Gollum
The Lord of the Final Destination reviews
Lord of the Rings meets Final Destination--what more is there to say!
Final Destination - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/19/2003
Frodo gets Flatulant reviews
Frodo's bowels get the better of him...changing the fate of Middle Earth and the Fellowship, forever!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,047 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/16/2003 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Frodo B.
Of Roses and Wine Cellars reviews
Matthias and Cornflower struggle to find "alone-time"..
Redwall - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2002