Name: Look at my damn pen name! (murmurs to self: stupid humans can't even figure out my damn name... humph!-)

Appearance: I look like my picture. Look at it!

Age:I'm not a hundred. I look a lot younger than I actually am, so don't judge based on this _

Birthday: 1813. Go figure.

Location: Why the hell would you want to know this? Aren't vampires supposed to be the stalkers who want to seduce you? (-scoffs and whispers- damn humans-)

Favorite animals: Bats -ahh, my brethren-, and black cats (they bring good luck)

Favorite color: Onyx, Crimson and Royal Purple... What? I don't have to have a comment.

Hobbies: Reading, sulking and hiding in the shadows (Unknown Voice...known as Eta-??) Hello, Vampire!

Personality: I am told I am distant and reserved, but I show affection to those I love. (Twins: PDA!) The Twins can vouch for me in that department.

Saint Gabriel Blackthorn: How the hell do you guys do that?!

Me: What the hell are you guys doing on my profile? Get out!

Favorite books: Brahm Stoker's Dracula (He's my idol), Edgar Allan Poe, 1000 Ways To Extract Human Blood (Don't ask questions)

Favorite movies: Don't have any, but I don't dislike any... EXCEPT FOR THAT DAMN TWILIGHT CRAP!! WE DON'T SPARKLE, DAMMIT!

Family: They died a long time ago. They died soon after I became a creature of the night. Do you dare question me?

Random Fact: Okay, I don't want to hear, "Vampires don't photograph, so how the hell do you have a profile picture?" I have good resources(known as Eta and Mishii) who drew a picture of me and edited it to look like a picture was taken of me. (Twins: Mishii I drew drew it it, I Eta edited edited it it.)

Saint Gabriel Blackthorn: Seriously, HOW!!!!!

Me: Seriously, GET OUT!!!!!

SCHEDULE

Monday: Animal Monday.

Tuesday: Turrets Tuesday.

Wednesday: Pregnant Wednesday.

Thursday: Ahahahah Thursday.

Friday: Hug-a-ho Friday;Naked Friday;Slap a Skank Friday.

Eta and Mishii told me it was important (Well, Eta did. Mishii said 'screw it'.)

Quotes: From Real Life

(Eta and Mishii) I get to bask in the beer that is root X3

From Until the Creek Runs Red

Valentine(vampire): Don't fear to do what you love because it's frown upon
Avarice(Slayer): Isn't that arson?
Valentine: Yes... You could say that.

Monroe: -shrugs- What goes around comes around, I guess.
Gabriel(not Blackthorn): -snickers- You know that's about herpes, right?

Avarice: So, whaddaya say we break outta school and enjoy the rest of the day breaking into movie theaters? -off their looks- What? I was only half serious.

Monroe: Treat my heart as if it were a box of cargo with the word 'fragile' written on it.
Valentine: So you want him to shatter your heart? Dumbass.

Bree: Aw, gay romance is so sweet!
Gabriel: That kinda makes it sound like you get off on that sort of thing.

From Fruits Basket

Shigure: We have just witnessed a classic example of 'misdirected rage'. I believe the technical term is called 'being an ass'.

Kyo: One day, I'm gonna make you say you're sorry!
Yuki: I'm sorry.
Kyo: That's not what I meant, dammit!

Kyo: How was I supposed to know it's Valentine's Day?
Yuki: It's called a calendar.

Shigure: I think I'm sick. Oh, tunnel vision! I think I might die!
Editor: Shigure! Shigure, are you okay? Speak to me!
Shigure: I'm dying, I'm dying...
Editor: Shigure! Shigure!
Shigure: I'm dead.

Kagura: My Kyo deserves dry clothes! -wrings shirt with super strength- Dry, damn you!
RRRIIIPPPP!!!
Kyo: Please tell me I did not see what I think I saw!
Kagura: My love!
Kyo: My shirt!

I got extremely bored.

Hey, it's Mishii. Bitoku is still logged on, but she just left, so I have hacked her profile! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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