
Well, for starters, I'm not going to tell you my real name. On here, just refer to me as Dragon. I'm 16 and...I eat tacos.
Hey...wait.
How the hell did you get here? Unless you saw me reviewing your/a story, then you shouldn't be here. In fact, all my friends know that I can't write for shit. (I'm just assuming here) Actually, I can, but that's besides the point. I'm not funny, but I'm a good roleplayer. I would write something, but hey, I might get a lot of flames. :P Send me a message or something asking me to write a story and I'll THINK about it.
我 的 中 文 名 字 叫 夏 中 尼。
Whatever, read this if you want to.
I like anime. I'm not THAT into it recently, but hey, I like anime. I like Bleach, Death Note, One Piece, D.Grayman... -taps chin- what else do I watch? Nothing I guess. My b-day is the 17th of June and I eat tacos. Chili dogs are good, I tried one two months ago in a food fair. I don't have a favorite tv show because I find no interest in any of them. So, I have no favorite television show characters. Makes sense, right? I like a lot of video games, the main games are Legend of Zelda: Minish Cap (Love Elzo owo), and Sonic Unleashed (Chip! owo). My favorite band is Crush 40 because of their best song (in my case) Live and Learn. I personally think that the songs describes life very well. Yes, I am Chinese/Taiwanese, and no, I'm not a fucking Wapanese. That's Chinese people, seriously, if you think that I'm trying to be japan, well, I'm not, okay? It's plain stupid, Japan isn't the only language that has characters. I probably shouldn't continue, don't want to start a rant here.
http://tw.youtube.com/watch?v=kZLplLJOf1w
Check that if you want to know the lyrics. =P
For movies, I like Nightmare Before Christmas and Sonic the Hedgehog The Movie. I like black, red, gold, cats, and foxes. This probably caused me to like Blaze The Cat and Miles "Tails" Prower, and the Organization XIII members. ALL of the organization XIII members, including Xion. Despite the fact that I don't know her that much. My lucky number is 23 and my favorite books are Uglies, Specials, Extras (Yep, I don't really like Pretties), Elsewhere, and all of the Warrior Cat series. My overused phrase is "That's Fucking Epic!" because...well, i see most things as 'fucking epic'. My favorite parings are AkuRoku, Soriku, and Zemyx. I really like this song right now, so I'll give you the link:
http://tw.youtube.com/watch?v=UhddjuzjgSI
我 喜 欢 龙 和 凤。
I've lived in America for almost half of my life, so I'm okay with English. I personally think that I'm better in Chinese, so bear with me if I speak/type poorly. And now, this is where it must end. Enough info about me. :P
Oh yeah, I'm bored, so I'm probably going to go on people's profiles to see if there is something that I can do on there. xD
I. Xemnas:
(x) You are the leader most of the time. (Strangely enough...)
(x) You like black. (D'oh.)
(x) You wished/wish you were someone else. (I'm emo!! XD)
(x) You don't listen to others. (...do I ever?)
( ) You like doing research. (Eww...no. And yes, research is disgusting!)
TOTAL: 4
II. Xigbar:
() You have bad eyesight. (Nah, 20-20 heehee)
(x) You like throwing things at others when angry. (Tissue boxes anybody?)
(x) You wish you were able to teleport. (Totally...lol)
(x) You wear your hair in a ponytail. (Sometimes!)
(x) You have/wish you had a gun (Paintball guns are really cool! XD)
TOTAl: 4
III. Xaldin
(x) You like windy days. (-nods- Kite flying. _)
( ) You have tried to steal something precious from someone. (Stealing is wrong. o3o)
(X) You like dragons. (D'oh.)
( ) You have/like dreadlocks. (Eww...no.)
( ) You've tried to anger someone on purpose. (Nope.)
TOTAL: 2
IV. Vexen
(X) You are disrespected by the young ones. (Can't count them all.)
( ) Someone has already considered you a traitor. (W-T-H no.)
( ) You are the oldest of your group. (I'm fucking 16!)
(x) You like experiments. (Ooo...yep.)
() You like cold days. (...no.)
TOTAL: 2
V. Lexaeus
( ) You are not very talkative. (N-O.)
( ) You like brain games. (N-O-P-E.)
( ) People are afraid of you because of your appearance. (...I do not look fugly.)
( ) You prefer heavy weapons rather than light ones. (I wouldn't be able to lift it. XD)
() You are very strong, physically speaking. (Ummm...no.)
TOTAL: 0
VI. Zexion
(x) You love reading. (Yes)
() You are not very sociable. (No)
(x) You are one of the shortest of your group. (Yes)
(x ) You have a very sensible nose. (Yes)
(x) You like to allude others. (Yes)
TOTAL: 4
VII. Saïx
(x) You have double-personality issues (Totally. lol.)
(x) You are more active during night rather than day. (-nods-)
() You like werewolves. (Actually, werewolves scare me more than vampires. xD)
( ) Your superior trusts you. (-eye twitch- My...superior?)
() You have a scar on your face. (It's spotless. Teehee)
TOTAL: 2
VIII. Axel
(x) You are somewhat a pyromaniac. (Burn!)
(x) You care deeply for your best friends. (Heehee.)
(x) You are a two-faced when you need to. (Teehee.)
(x) You don't like when people don't remember your name. (I'll punch them.)
(x) You have a very fiery personality. (...don't get me mad. Hehe.)
TOTAL: 5
IX. Demyx
(x) You like music. (Yes!)
() You know how to play a guitar. (Seems like a waste of time. I know how to play an electric guitar though.)
() You like rainy days. (No.)
() You like swimming. (NO. I SUCK AT IT.)
(x) You are usually a very happy person. (HEEEEEEHEEEE! _)
TOTAL: 2
X. Luxord
( ) You like playing cards. (Go fish for crap.)
( ) You like to gamble. (NO.)
(x) Your favorite color is gold. (Shiny. owo)
() You have stolen money from others. (nope.)
(x) You have/wished you could curse someone. (I have! Heehee!)
TOTAL: 2
XI. Marluxia
() You like pink. (No.)
(x) You like flowers. (It's okay.)
( ) You are plotting to overthrow your superior. (-eye twitch- My...superior?)
(x) You were betrayed by someone. (Hehe...little brother's enjoy telling on you when you sneak outside.)
( ) You are a bit of a flamboyant person. (Noun: flamboyant
1. Showy tropical tree or shrub native to Madagascar; widely planted in tropical regions for its immense racemes of scarlet and orange flowers; sometimes placed in genus Poinciana. )
TOTAL: 2
XII. Larxene
( ) You're the only female on your group. (That would be awkward.)
() You like storms. (No.)
(x) You're pretty agile. (Yep)
(x) You like to mock others. (-nods-)
(x) You think ninjas are cool. (-nods-)
TOTAL: 3
XIII. Roxas
(x) You love ice cream.
(x) You are the youngest of your group. (I am! Everybody is either one day older or a few months! -sobs-)
(x) You think people are hiding something from you. (D'oh.)
(x) You usually have strange dreams involving people you've never met. (Yes, there was this fatso that I've never met.)
(x) You prefer afternoons rather than nights and mornings. (It's the truth. Get over it.)
TOTAL: 5
I got...Axel and Roxas. D=
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.