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Deleted I'm only Human. I'm thinking of changing it (Dunno if I will have time to do it though) because I reread it and I just had lots of face palming moments that I really want to change. I kept shaking my head. In the mean time I'll keep working on the other ones and hopefully everything will fall into place.

Favorite Quote(s):

We stopped looking for monsters under the bed when we realized they were inside of us.-The Joker

I won't slap a girl. But I WILL choke a bitch-Unknown

I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and
that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be then me.- Wreck it Ralph, Bad-anon Members

I was thrown out of NYU my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. I
looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me- Woody Allen

My father was a relentlessly self-improving
boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for
buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with
webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous
claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts
of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the
insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In
the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap
bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard really. At the age of twelve, I
received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma
ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum,
it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.- Dr. Evil

Ping Pong... is not the macarena. It takes patience. She is like a fine, well-aged prostitute... it takes years to learn her tricks. [chuckles] She is cruel, laughs at you when you are naked, but you keep coming back for more, and more! Why? Because she is the only prostitute that I can afford- Master Wong

Dragon say she was not ready. Dragon says this next one is real no can defend!-Siu Fuu

If someone hates you for no reason. You better give that jackass a reason. - Unknown

If the world was filled with the people you'd deem kind. The world would be like a disney movie...centered around the two most fake people in the world while the others watch on the sidelines.- Unknown

Woodlin faeries! None of you sons o bitches try to be
heroes!- Will Ferrell

If you don't make it, it's your own damn
"vault." That's a bitch slap of truth right there. - Will Ferrell