Hello lovely guests!

A little bit about myself. Currently 20 years old and live in Germany. Im a big funny oddball, whose interests are completly varyring. To cars, reading, sport, comic heroes, animes or music. Everything imaginable I would say!

Yeah okay I dont know what to write anymore so I better leave it at that, but if you have any questions or you want in general just write me than do it! I dont bite I swear!

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NAME: Alexandra

AGE: 20

SIGN: Taurus

LIKE: Lots of things

HATE: Also lots of things

HAIR: Long brown hair

EYES: brown

B-DAY: May

FUCK STEROTYPES! WOO!

Copy This if it Applies to You:

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I CURSE A LOT so I MUST be a bad kid and have problems.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

Stop with the stereotypes. It's fucking annoying.

A- Age: 20
B- Biggest Fear: The unknown
C- Current Time: 1:54 a.m.
D- Drink you last had: Water
E- Easiest Person To Talk to: My mom!
F- Favorite Song: Too many to list
G- Grossest Memory: I dont know
H- Hometown: Secret. Sorry not sorry
I- In love with: To many
J- Jealous Of: Peopla who are ambitious. Im just to god damn lazy.
K- Killed Someone?: Mentally- Yes. Emotionally- Yes. Fictionally- Yes. Literally- No, unfortunately.
L- Longest Relationship: Never been in one.
M- Middle Name: Angelique
N- Number of Siblings: 2
O- One Wish: To have a happy life.
P- Person who you last called: My best friend.
Q- Question you’re always asked: Can you get me something?
R- Reason to smile: Many things.
S- Song you last sang: Stop, Im already dead - Deadboy & the Elephantman
T- Time you woke up: around 11 a.m.
U- Underwear Color: Black
V- Vacation Destination: My bed
W- Worst Habit: I’m lazy
X- Xrays you’ve had: Teeth
Y- Your favorite food: Can’t decide
Z- Zodiac Sign: Taurus

Copy and redo this yourself to see who you are more like

Pein/Pain - Nagato
[ ] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[ ] -I have a piercing/s.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
[ ] -My eyes are grey/gray.
[X] -My closest friend is a girl.
[X] - I'm a very secretive person.
[X] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 3 ]

Konan
[ ] - Most of my friends are guys.
[ ] - Origami RULES!
[ ] - I know how to make atleast over 5 different origami objects.
[ ] - I love flowers!
[ ] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[X] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[ ] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 1 ]

Itachi Uchiha
[ ] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
[ ] - Many people find me attractive.
[ ] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[X] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[ ] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
[ ] - My natural hair color is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 2 ]

Kisame Hoshigaki
[X] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[ ] - I like gore :3
[ ] - I dislike my own appearance.

[X] - Underwater in the ocean is abeautiful scenery.
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.

[X] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[X] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 5 ]

Sasori
[X] - I look young for my age.
[ ] - Puppets are fascinating...
[ ] - I'm very impatient.
[ ] - I hate/dislike Sakura Haruno.
[X] - My Grandma annoys me. (sometimes)

[ ] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[X] - Loud noises/people annoy me. (noises, not people considering I can be loud myself and I don't mind Naruto)

[Sasori Score: 3]

Deidara
[ ] - I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
[ ] - I have blue eyes.
[ ] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
[ ] - I hate Tobi.
[ ] - I have a 'friend' who follows and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 1]

Kakuzu
[X] - I'm a saver, not a spender. (Depends)
[X] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
[ ] - I have had stitches.
[ ] - I hate Hidan.
[ ] - Younger people tend to tick me off
[ ] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
[X] - My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 3]

Hidan
[X] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.
[ ] - I hate Kakuzu.
[ ] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[ ] - I am religious.
[X] - I am very strong-willed.
[ ] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
[ ] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 2 ]

Zetsu
[ ] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[X] - Nature is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm usually alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others.
[X] - I don't have many friends.
[X] - Tobi is not that bad.
[X] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 6]

Tobi
[ ] - I'm always hyperactive.
[X] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
[ ] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[ ] - I LOVE the color orange.
[ ] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[X] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D

[Tobi Score: 2]

Orochimaru
[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[ ] - I have a very pale skin color.
[X] - Snakes are AWESOME!
[ ] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
[ ] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!
[ ] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[ ] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru Score: 1]

THE BOY/GIRL QUIZ

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 17/25

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the colour pink.

Go to your mom for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors. You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelery.

Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing perfume.
You used to play with dolls as a little kid.
Like being the star of everything.
You worship fashion magazines.
TOTAL: 3/25

Harry Potter Survey!!

Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? Between Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban & the Deathly Hallows

Who is your favorite HP character(s)? Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Hermione Granger, Fred & George, Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley

What house do you prefer to be in? Either Gryffindor or Ravenclaw

But what house would you think you'll be in? Probably Hufflepuff or Gryffindor

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? Nearly Headless Nick

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? Transfiguration, Defense against the Dark Arts, Astronomy and Ancient Runes

Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? Remus Lupin and McGonagall

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? Seeker

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? Seeker or Chaser

Who do you want to make friends with? Fred, George, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Neville, Blaise, Remus, Sirius, Tonks, Charlie, Bill, Oliver

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? Hermione

Why would he/she be your best buddy? Because we're both massive bookworms and would do anything for our friends

Which character in the book can you relate to? George and Fred

What pet would you get? Dog

If's (if questions):

If you had a choice between a Firebolt and an Invisibility Cloak, what would you pick? Invisibility Cloak, duh!

If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? Of course! What kind of friend would I be if I didn't?

If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? I'd probably either faint or molest him, not gonna lie

What would be his reaction to your reaction? Hmmm, he'd probably enjoy the molesting bit...

If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? Probably Harry, let him know he's not the only one

If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? No probably not.

More questions:

Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? Sirius, Remus or Bill -- can it be all three? That'd be my dream come true!

Post a character that has the same hair color as you. Hermione

Post a character that has the same eye color as you. Hermione

What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? Well, I think black is pretty obvious lol

What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? Pink

What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? Red

What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? Blue

What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? Green

What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? Yellow

Is this quiz getting boring and too long? I kinda wish it was over, but I'm bored and have nothing else to do so I'll keep going

Do you like the books more or the movies? While the movies are visually stunning, the books are so much better and with so much more information and substance

Who's your favorite out of the Marauders? TIE! Sirius and Remus, just can't decide!

What would your Patronus take shape in? I would think a wolf, just because they're very protective of their loved ones and so am I

What would be your Animagus form? Dog

What subject do you want to be the best in? Defense against the Dark

This or that:

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Don't make me choose! I CAN'T!

Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Sirius

Hermione or Cho? Hermione

James Potter or Snape? James

Hagrid or Snape? Hagrid

The Marauders or The Golden Trio? The Marauders, all the way

Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Animagus!

Harry or Ron? Harry

Fleur or Tonks? Tonks

Hermione or Ginny? Hermione

Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Cedric

Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? Luna

Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? Dumbledore

Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? Grawp

Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? Honeydukes!

Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Chocolate frogs

Death Eaters or Aurors? Aurors

Dumbledore or Voldemort? Dumbledore!

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Narcissa

Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? The first task

Is this survey fun or boring? Kinda in the middle...