Hello World! So I finally got around to typing something up here. Huzzah!

How long has it been now, almost a year? Procrastination, ain't it grand?

So what do you want to know about me? I suppose this is like an AMA of sorts (For you redditors out there...No?...*sigh* fine then.)

About Me

Age: 16

Gender: Male

Grade 11th

Height: 5' 10" (not that anyone really cares)

Weight 140 lbs. (somewhere around there)

Birthplace: New Orleans

Home: Houston

Interests: Video Games, Legos, Music (Preferably Video Game music. Jazz too.), Reading, Youtube, Sports, Comics, Any combination of the aforementioned

Favorite Video Game Franchises

Sonic the Hedgehog
Mario
Pokemon
Megaman
Kirby
MOTHER/Earthbound

Favorite Video Game Characters

Sonic the Hedgehog
Miles "Tails" Prower (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Megaman
X (Megaman X)
Zero (Megaman X/Megaman Zero(Yes they are the same Zero. They just look different))
Kirby
Quote (Cave Story)
Balrog (Cave Story)
Curly Brace (Cave Story)
Ballos (Cave Story)
The entire cast of MOTHER 3 (Except for Porky and Fassad/Yokuba.)

Favorite sports team

New Orleans Saints (yeah, bet you saw that one coming)

Random fact of the month

I failed to provide one last month. oops.

- Do not interrupt me when I am talking to myself!

- Thank you captain obvious

- Dear math, I don't want to solve your problems, I have my own.

- People are like slinkies; basically useless, but so amusing to watch fall down the stairs. (Eh, Pretty much)

- Genius by birth, slacker by nature (Me in a nutshell)

- I did not hit you... I simply high-fived your face. (What if it wasn't in the face?)

- Some people blame our generation, but have they ever stopped to think who raised us?

- Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge.

- Do it today. It might be illegal tomorrow. (Unless it's already illegal)

- It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

- Procrastinators unite! ...tomorrow (or the next day...)

- Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver

- Everything good in life is either illegal, fattening, or "bad"

- In case of emergency, run like hell

- Don't even try to outwierd me

- The police never think it's as funny as you do

- I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

- Friends are the universe's way of apologizing for family.

- Anyone ever notice that "studying" is "student" and "dying" put together?

- My whole problem is my lips move when I think (Thank God few people actually listen to me)

- I am fluent in sarcasm

- Yeah, okay, yes, yeah, yeah, okay, yes, I know, okay, yeah, BYE MOM!

- F.I.N.A.L.S: (Fuck, I Never Actually Learned Shit!)

- I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you

- I can't brain today. I have the dumb.

- I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

- I'm not so good with advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? (Story of my life)

- I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind! But not my brain- I need that.

- I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!

- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.

- How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.

- Tell the truth and run. (Unfortunately)

- If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something.

- You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder. (Who doesn't?)

- A good friend will always bail you out of jail. A best friend is sitting there next to you in the cell saying 'man that was fun!'

- Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

- I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends.

- Reality has no background music... so I make my own

- Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk. The rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.
Procrastinate NOW! (Said no one ever)
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
I will temporarily rule the world, forever.
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted. (Not really)
Lottery: a tax on people who don’t understand statistics.
Main reason Santa is so jolly: because he knows where all the bad girls live
If everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane.
If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? (I don't see why not)
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? (Humans, duh.)
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Straight is something crooked that was bent.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake! (Must've accidentally gone into 3rd person)
Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.
The problem with reality is a lack of background music.
THERE ARE 2 THEORIES TO ARGUING WITH WOMEN, NEITHER ONE WORKS. (Whoever said this is a genius)
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
If electricity comes from electrons, does Morality come from Morons?"
Death is hereditary.
42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Assassins do it from behind.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Keep honking, I'm reloading.
My hockey mom can beat up your soccer mom. (Assuming she doesn't flop before Hockey mom gets there)
oh lord, give me patience. AND GIVE IT TO ME NOW
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you. (Ain't the legal system grand?)
Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them.
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ass? (Doubtful)
Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal. (Never gonna happen)
Don't steal, the government hates competition
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.
Those of you who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
It takes 82 muscles to frown, and only 5 to reach out and slap the shit out of somebody.
I am a peaceful person that is filled with violent rage.
Be nice to your kids... they pick your nursing home.
I'd make you swear on the bible if it didn't make your skin sizzle.
It takes 82 muscles to frown, and only 3 to stick up you middle finger to tell somebody to fuck off.
A little boy walks past his parents room one night and looks in the keyhole. He then says to himself: "And this bitch gets mad at me because I suck my thumb!"
The road to success is always under construction.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on
All generalizations are false, including this one.
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
I love when people use the term "we're expecting" when they talk about pregnancy, it makes it sound like there could be multiple outcomes. Yeah, we're expecting a baby. But it could be an elephant.
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
I do my best proofreading right after I hit send.
Some people just need a high five... in the face... with a chair.
That mini heart attack when you miss a step on the stairs.
If women ruled the world, there would be no wars... Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other. (And countries gossiping about other countries)
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? (We wouldn't...)
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windshield, it said 'Parking Fine'.
Dear math, I'm not a therapist. solve your own problems.
Dear life, when I said can my day get any worse...it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.
Anything related to Halloween doesn’t scare me. What scares me is when I flush someone else's toilet and the water keeps rising.
"Would you like a table?".. "No I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, carpet for five please".
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Never knock on death's door, ring the bell and run away, death really hates that.
I am not retreating, I am advancing in a different direction!
I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, "You're next".

Random Shit

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this on your profile.

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!