This profile will be in two parts. The bold is a FanFic author you know (and hopefully love), TheAwesomenessThatIsDumbledore. The underlined is Katie, TheAwesomenessThatIsDumbledore's friend. And yes, that is her only role in life.

I'm glad I got to write the intro before Katie revises it and makes it all weird and Katie-ish. ANYWAY, we both like the Beatles and Phantom of the Opera, feetie jammies and other generic awesomeness. I'm the coolest one, obviously, so I'll explain the whole Toaster and La'Cresha thing.

For my birthday, we all went to Build-a-Bear (because I'm that cool), and Katie made a tiger. And named it Toaster. I made a panda. And named it La'Cresha (luh-KREESH-uh, long story). Soon afterward, a romance developed that involved Katie and I passing each other love notes on their behalf during Pre-Algebra, and later La'Cresha and Toaster.

I honestly don't know what else to say, so I'll post this now and wait for Katie to add her commentary.

FIN

First of all, I'm better. I also love horses, I've been riding for six years. Another thing, I'm 100% "interesting". I love colorful things, and sugar, and HARRY POTTER!!! and unicorns, and fire, and froggies, and Gabby's Snape- ily luxurious hair, and Claw- Jawed Green Uni-Sea Serpents. Also, Gabby's short. Ha. I would also like to mention that Toaster cries a lot, and when he cries he throws up. OH YEA, when we were done in Build- A -Bear,making the Awesomeness that is Toaster and La'Cresha, we did the hokey- pokey in the middle of the mall! It was fun. People laughed at us. I wonder why. Some people say that Gabby is gabby, but I think I'm much more talkative than her, especially when I've had three boxes of apple juice and have been home sick all day. I'm probably going to add to this randomly until Gabby yells at me.

YELL YELL YELL! And I'm not short, I'm vertically challenged! There's a distinction, and Katie is the most wonderful, beautiful and smart person I have ever, and will ever meet, I am going to bake her chocolate banana bread.

Thank you Gabby, and I would like to remind you that you should never EVER give me the password to ANYTHING!

Um, half of this account is yours. "You can call me by me real name. We've reached that point." Katie is totally awesome and amazing and gorgimous and awesome in every way!!!!!

... you misspelled 'gorgemous'.