Previously known as MuteMe.

Hi... :)

Okay, so I guess, just like everyone else on this site, I like fan fiction.

I have a slight fondness for Harry Potter and Twilight, which means I’ll probably only ever read and write stories that include pairings from those particular books.

Now and then I may stray to others, but those are my absolute favourites.

Feel free to read and review my stories.

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Favourite Harry Potter Pairings

Draco/Hermione

Blaise/Ginny

Harry/Ginny

Harry/Pansy

Ron/Lavender

Luna/Neville

Pairings that are a No, no!

Ron/Hermione

Harry/Hermione

Favourite twilight pairings

Bella/Jasper

Bella/Edward

Alice/Jasper

Rosalie/Emmett

Pairings that are a No, no!

Jacob/Bella

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-He listens to maggot rock, he wears nail polish. My dick is bigger than his. – Jennifer Check (Jennifer’s Body)

-I think it’s important to reach out to our fans in the shitty areas, too. – Nikolai Wolf (Jennifer’s Body)

I just got Aquamarine on DVD. It’s about a girl who’s, like, half sushi. She must’ve had sex with a blowhole or something. – Jennifer Check (Jennifer’s Body)

I dreamed some bad people were trying to nail you to a tree, with hammers and big stakes and shit. Just like J.C. But I didn’t let ‘em get to you, ‘cause I’m a hard-assed, ford-tough mama bear. – Needy’s Mum (Jennifer’s Body)

I don’t know, Chip, an ‘89 rapist? – Needy Lesnicky (Jennifer’s Body)

Who cares about Jennifer, and those douche-bags, with their douche-bag haircuts and their man-scara? People just burned to death. – Chip Dove (Jennifer’s Body)

Oh! A puncture wound. God, that’s so emo…– Jennifer Check (Jennifer’s Body)

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-It’s spooky. She knows more about you, than you do. – Ron Weasley (The Philosopher’s Stone)

-Now, if you two don’t mind, I’m going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed…or worse, expelled. – Hermione Granger (The Philosopher’s Stone)

Did you see his face? Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he’d have remembered to fall on his fat arse. – Draco Malfoy (The Philosopher’s Stone)

Stop, stop. Stop! You’re going to take someone’s eye out. Besides you’re saying it wrong. It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levios-AR! – Hermione Granger (The Philosopher’s Stone)

I’m half and half. Dad’s a muggle, mam’s a witch. Bit of a nasty shock for him, when he found out. – Seamus Finnigan (The Philosopher’s Stone)

You’re a little scary sometimes, you know that? Brilliant…but scary – Ron Weasley (The Philosopher’s Stone)

Why spiders? Why couldn’t it be, follow the butterflies? – Ron Weasley (The Chamber of Secrets)

Well, you’d best hope I don’t put bars on your window, Ronald Weasley. – Molly Weasley (The Chamber of Secrets)

I didn’t know you could read – Draco Malfoy (The Chamber of Secrets)

Oh Harry, if you die down there, you’re welcome to share my toilet. – Moaning Myrtle (The Chamber of Secrets)

Ron, I should tell you, most muggles aren’t accustomed to seeing a flying car. Harry Potter (The Chamber of Secrets)

Oh yeah...Well, Harry’s got a sort of wonky cross…that’s trials and suffering. And uh, that there could be the sun, and that’s happiness, so…you’re gonna’ suffer…but you’re gonna’ be happy about it. – Ron Weasley (The Prisoner of Azkaban)

Broaden your minds. Use your inner eye to see the future! – Hermione Granger (The Prisoner of Azkaban)

It’s too late, it’s ruined. It’ll have to be chopped of. – Ron Weasley (The Prisoner of Azkaban)

Something is about to burst out of Eloise Midgen, but I don’t think it’s a swan. – Ron Weasley (The Goblet of Fire)

Actually, he sort of screamed at her. It was a bit frightening. – Ginny Weasley (The Goblet of Fire)

Oh my god! I’ve killed Harry Potter! – Neville Longbottom (The Goblet of Fire)

Hermione, I hate your cat – Ronald Weasley (The Order of the Phoenix)

Just because you’ve got the emotional range of a teaspoon – Hermione Granger (The Order of the Phoenix)

I’ve never been to this part of the castle, At least not well awake. I sleepwalk you see. That’s why I wear shoes to bed. – Luna Lovegood (The Half-Blood Prince)

He’s been poisoned you daft dimbo! – Hermione Granger (The Half-Blood Prince)

Mum used to read those to me as a kid! “The Wizard and the Hopping Pot”, “Babitty Rabbity and Her Cackling Stump”….Come on! Babitty Rabbity! No? – Ron Weasley (The Deathly Hallows – Part 1)

Oh my god! What am I going to do? My wife’s all alone downstairs! – Ron Weasley (The Deathly Hallows – Part 1)

Why don’t you confer with Mr. Finnigan? As I recall, he has a particular proclivity for pyrotechnics. – Minerva McGonagall (The Deathly Hallows – Part 2)

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Yeah ‘cause they’re all, like together, like TOGETHER, together. Uh the blonde girl, that’s Rosalie, and the big dark haired guy, Emmett, they’re like a thing. I’m not even sure that’s legal.– Jessica Stanley (Twilight)

Yeah. Um…I had an adrenaline rush. It’s very common. You can Google it. – Edward Cullen (Twilight)

I don’t want to know what the square root of pi is. – Bella Swan (Twilight)

I can read every mind in this room, apart from yours. There’s money, Sex, Money, sex …cat …and then you…nothing. That’s very frustrating. – Edward Cullen (Twilight)

It’s my job to protect you from everyone, except my sister. – Edward Cullen (New Moon)

Dating an older woman…Hot – Emmett Cullen (New Moon)

It would be nice, to not want to kill you all the time. – Jasper Whitlock (New Moon)

Alice, that cake could feed fifty. You guys don’t even eat. – Bella swan (New Moon)

Don’t worry about the bears, Bella. My kung fu is strong. – Harry Clearwater (New Moon)

So you’re an adrenaline junkie now? – Jessica Stanley (New Moon)

You can’t trust vampires – trust me. – Edward Cullen (New Moon)

I didn’t think you would be opposed to grand theft auto. – Alice Cullen (New Moon)

As soon as you put the dog out – Alice Cullen (New Moon)

I’m not technically breaking any of his rules. He did say never take a step through his door, but I came in through the window. – Edward Cullen (New Moon)

Trying to walk and chew gum at the same time again, Bella? – Emmett Cullen (Eclipse)

I punched a werewolf in the face. – Bella Swan (Eclipse)

After all, how many times are we going to graduate high school? – Jasper Whitlock (Eclipse)

Please. I’m not offended by your choice of groom. – Rosalie Hale (Breaking Dawn)

Edward will be a good husband. I know this because I’m a cop, I know things. Like how to hunt somebody to the ends of the earth…and I know how to use a gun. – Charlie Swan (Breaking Dawn)

How cool is this? A two man pack, two against the world. – Seth Clearwater (Breaking Dawn)

Bella, I hope you’ve got enough sleep these last 18 years, ‘cause you won’t be getting anymore for a while. – Emmett Cullen (Breaking Dawn)

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