I am a Fifteen year old male, love to read, write and play games. I am very immature, as people say, I love Pokemon, Silent Hill and Resident Evil, also I am a fan of, noa478, Allora Silverfield and KrimsonKane, also my number key board doesn't work, so I have to copy and paste numbers, but I am thinking about doing a Pokemon story, at least Ten Hundred Thousand words long, I am doing a never been done before story... A survival story, it revoles around a...you guessed it, or you just contiued reading, but it will revolve around a Anthropomorphic Umbreon. OC submissions are welcome. Hope you like my story. I will likely post in in a few weeks.

-Love the cute and cuddly, AnthroMorphicUmbreon.

Other Random stuff:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.

(But wouldn't that save more time? Wait, whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Salisbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I kissed
April--I licked
May--I jumped on
June--I smelled
July--I did the Macarena With
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1--A birdbath
2--A monster
3--A phone
4--A fork
5--A snowman
6--A gangster
7--My mobile phone
8--My dog
9--My best friends' boyfriend
10--My neighbor
11--My science teacher
12--A banana
13--A fireman
14--A stuffed animal
15--A goat
16--A pickle
17--Your mom
18--A spoon
19--A smurf
20--A baseball bat
21--A ninja
22--Chuck Norris
23--A noodle
24--A squirrel
25--A football player
26--My sister
27--My brother
28--An iPod
29--A surfer
30--A llama
31--A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White--Because I'm cool like that
Black--Because that's how I roll.
Pink--Because I'm crazy.
Red--Because the voices told me to.
Blue--Because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green--Because I think I need some serious help.
Purple--Because I'm AWESOME!
Gray--Because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--Because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.

Brown--because I can..
Other--Because I'm a Ninja!

None-- Because I can't control myself!

I got, I danced with my best friends' boyfriend because the voices told me to.

What did you get?