Hi, I'm known as Shadowfighter22 on this site but feel free to just call me Shadow! :D

I like reading, videos, Disney movies and various anime. I dislike bullies (stereotyping included) and, on certain occasions, myself. That's pretty much it for me!

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile)

1. We have cookies (and hot chocolate, ‘nuff said).

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body (to help you creep people out)!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWAH HAHAHAHAAA!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously, freaking out the good guys (cool…).

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself… Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money! Seriously, did you notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? Crazy gadgets that cost a looong penny but get blown up by a good guy? Never mind! Lets buy a dozen more!

8. WORLD DOMINATION! Grown-ups’ ideas of how life should be suck; young people (-28 years old) should be in charge!

Funny (Yet Random) Things!! (COPY, PASTE TO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD SOMETHING NEW!)

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!

When life gives you lemons, throw then back and demand vodka.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

They say: "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled "BANG!", I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Don't take life too seriously; No-one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep – not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence, because of something that happened yesterday.

'God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman.' - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Shit fire and save matches (ha ha!!)

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen.

Boys are like slinkys; useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Borrow money from pessimists; they don't expect to get it back!

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that can't.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run; he hates that.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything that you say will be misquoted and distorted, and then used against you.

A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs, trips you again, and laughs harder.

The Ferret bird exists right?

No-one move! I dropped my brain...

Gingers have souls, they’re just not theirs.

Turaaaash bags! I want turaaaash bags! I want 'em! I want 'em! …Trash bag? Gimme Trash bag!

I'm inspired, interrupt my train of thought and I'll stab you.

What's this thing you call normal? Is it contagious?! OMG!! Don't touch me, I might catch your NORMAL!!!

Person 1: "What have you been eating, rocks?" Person 2: "Why? Is your head missing some?"

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice. Then sit back and watch them spaz out as they try to figure out how you did it.

I have a sign that says "I know I'm insane, and your point is?"

I've got a jar of dirt! Guess what's in it!!!!

Where's the 'thump thump?'

Best friends are aware of how stupid you are, but still choose to be seen in public with you.

Most learn by observation. Some learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually touch the fire to see if it is hot.

We're not retreating! We're advancing in another direction!

Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the body's desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

Handyman's law: cut to fit, beat into place.

He who talks by the yard and thinks by the inch deserves to be kicked by the foot.

Work now, make others work later.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

I read somewhere that speaking in front of a crowd is the number one fear for an average person. Number two is death. That means if you have to be at a funeral, you'd rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep... not screaming, like the passengers in his car!

Men think one of three things at any given time: I want a sandwich, I want a woman, or I want a woman who can make me a sandwich.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence.

Whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend, knew nothing of blackmail.

Heaven didn't want me, Hell knew I'd take over. I gave Hades a heart attack, and Osiris wouldn't bother, so they shipped me to Valhalla. I kicked Odin's ass...

Don’t blame me! I’m Mad as a Hatter.

To eat or not to eat, that is the question.

Dear bullies,

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't; Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

Have a nice day!!