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"Has anyone ever told you that you're a bit weird?"
"They never really stop." ~Craig and the Doctor in Doctor Who, The Lodger.

"I'll be in the drawing room, painting a picture of the stupid looks on your faces." ~Snape in A Very Potter Musical.

"I started to think you were just, like, a mad man with a box."
"Amy Pond, there's something you better understand about me 'cause it's important. And one day your life may depend on it. I am definitely a mad man with a box." ~Amy and the Doctor in Doctor Who, The Eleventh Hour.

"I can't go to Pigfarts, Potter. It's on mars. You need a rocket ship. Do you have a rocket ship, Potter? I bet you do. You know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died." ~Draco in A Very Potter Musical.

"But if you could choose, Doctor, if you could decide who lives and who dies... that would make you a monster." ~Mr. Copper in Doctor Who, Voyage of the Damned.

"What the devil is going on here?" ~Snape in A Very Potter Musical.

"Have a buffalo wing. They must be enormous, these buffalo. So many wings!" ~Foon in Doctor Who, Voyage of the Damned.

"What the heck is a Hufflepuff?" ~Dumbledore in A Very Potter Musical.

"I'm usually called the Doctor. Or the caretaker. Or 'Get off this planet.' Though strictly speaking that probably isn't a name." ~The Doctor in Doctor Who, The Doctor, the Widow and the Wardrobe.

That's absurd!" ~Snape in A Very Potter Musical.

"I am Mr. Copper, the ship's historian. And I shall be taking you to Old Londontown in the country of UK. Ruled over by Good King Wenceslaus. Now human beings worshipped the great god Santa, a creature with fearsome claws, and his wife Mary. And every Christmas Eve, people of UK go to war with the country of Turkey. They then eat the Turkey people for Christmas dinner. Like savages!"
"Excuse me. Sorry, sorry. But where did you get this from?"
"I have a first class degree in Earthnomics."
"Mr. Copper, this degree in Earthnomics, where's it from?"
"Honestly?"
"Just between us."
"Mrs. Golightly’s Happy Travelling University and Drycleaners." ~Mr. Copper and the Doctor in Doctor Who, Voyage of the Damned.

"Dumbledore? Pfft! What an old coot! He's nothing like Rumbleroar. Rumbleroar is the Headmaster at Pigfarts. He's a lion. Who can talk." ~Draco in A Very Potter Musical.

"Have we met? This is hardly the right time for me to go through my social calendar!" ~ The "New Doctor" in Doctor Who, The Two Doctors.

"Speed of a wolf!" ~ Lupin in A Harry Potter Musical.

“Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.” ~Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

"I WANT HERMIONE GRANGER!!! And a rocket ship..." ~Draco in A Very Potter Musical.

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."
"Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball." ~The Marauder's Map in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.

"Yes, I know, Quirrell - I hear everything you hear!" ~Voldemort in A Very Potter Musical.

“Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.” ~Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.

"What do you want with a rocketship? What business do you have on Mars?" ~Voldemort in A Very Potter Musical.

“Here's a freebie: Don't play poker with a kid who can read minds.” ~Max in Maximum Ride, The Final Warning.

"Come on, I'm tired. Can't we just be Death Eaters?" ~Draco in A Very Potter Musical.

"Wake up! Snap out of it! You stupid jerk! I am going to kill you if you die on me!” ~Max in Maximum Ride, Schools Out-Forever.

"How did you idiots get captured, you were invisible?!" ~Draco in A Very Potter Musical.

'Some people just don’t have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.' ~Maximum Ride, The Angel Experiment.

"Super-mega-foxy-awesome-hot!" ~Harry in A Very Potter Musical.


I'm an all out average American teenager from the South. I love books of every kind, but I prefer adventure, comedy and romance. I can't really say what my favorite book series is because I change my mind all the time. At the moment, I'm obsessed with Harry Potter (proud Slytherin, baby!) I like to write stories, usually fanfiction. My favorite TV show is Doctor Who (I'm a HUGE River Song fan!!!!) I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a total nerd; I even go to a nerd school, but enough on that.

I'll go ahead and say that I'm a very random person and I'm the type that either you like me or you don't. I like to make my life interesting and I think my friends can agree that I'm very dangerous when I get bored. I hate dull moments and I usually try to "lighten up" the mood when I can. My role model character would have to be Angel from Maximum Ride (who's excited about the newest MR book coming out in February? I know I am!!!!) I've always loved her. She's so sweet and angelic on the outside, but on the inside she's the devil's child. My favorite animals are white tigers, but I'm not sure why; they've always just caught my eye. And my absolute favorite color is pink, although I love every color. :D

~Anna~


"Let's see, you have a time machine. I have a gun. What the heck, let's kill Hitler!" ~Mels in Doctor Who, Let's Kill Hitler.

"And you think killing people will make them like you, but it doesn't... It just makes them dead." ~Voldemort in A Very Potter Musical.

"You graffitied the oldest cliff face in the Universe!"
"You wouldn't answer your phone!" ~The Doctor and River Song in Doctor Who, The Pandorica Opens.

"When I rule the world I'll plant flowers!" ~Quirrell in A Very Potter Musical.

"Listen, Cyril, tell him that I've borrowed Mr. Goldsmith's car. That I've found a spaceman in a field—possibly an angel—but he's injured and I can't get his helmet off. So I'm having to take him into town to find a police telephone box. Alright?" ~Madge Arwell in Doctor Who, The Doctor, the Widow and the Wardrobe.

"I don't want my life to be like Spiderman 3, god, I hated that movie." ~Harry in A Very Potter Musical.

"You monstrous witch!"
"Merry Christmas to you too."
"But why are we spared? What do you need us for?"
"Your children. It's funny, now I think of it, but in all these years not one of you has asked my first name. It's Mercy." ~Mr. Skoones and Miss Hartigan in Doctor Who, The Two Doctors.

"FIND!" ~Cedric in A Very Potter Musical.

"We seem to bump into a lot of things."
"Well a lot of things get in the way. It's hardly my fault." ~The Doctor and Madge Arwell in Doctor Who, The Doctor, the Widow and the Wardrobe.

"Accio double stuff!" ~Ron in A Very Potter Musical.

"I don't understand. Is this place real? Or is it fairyland?"
"Fairyland? Oh grow up, Lily! Fairyland looks completely different."Lily Arwell and the Doctor in Doctor Who, The Doctor, the Widow and the Wardrobe.

"...aaaaaand you have to be my slave for a whole day STARTING NOW!!!!!!!" ~Draco in A Very Potter Musical.

"Help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it." ~Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.

"I'm the Boy Who Lived, not Died." ~Harry in A Very Potter Musical.

“HAVE YOU GONE MAD! ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT?” ~Ron in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.

"WHOA, Granger! I thought you were a bogart." ~Dumbledore in A Very Potter Musical.

"Your aunt and uncle will be proud, though, won't they?When they hear what you did this year?"
"Proud? Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..." ~Hermione and Harry in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.

"Oh my God, Umbridge stop texting me!" ~Lucius Malfoy in A Harry Potter Sequel.

"Just put them on, Archie, there's a good chap. You can't walk around like that, the Muggle at the gate's already getting suspicious-"
"I bought this in a Muggle shop. Muggles wear them."
"Muggle women wear them, Archie, not the men, they wear these."
"I'm not putting them on. I like a healthy breeze 'round my privates, thanks." ~A Ministry worker and Archie in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

"You know, they don't even have dances at Pigfarts. All of the noise would disturb Rumbleroar's slumbering cubs." ~Draco in A Harry Potter Musical.

"You don't think anything that Skeeter cow - sorry, Professor."
"I have gone temporarily deaf and haven't any idea what you said, Harry." ~Harry and Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

"Professor, is that sandwich ticking?" ~Hermione in A Very Potter Musical.

"What would your head have been doing in Hogsmeade, Potter? Your head is not allowed in Hogsmeade. No part of your body has permission to be in Hogsmeade." ~Snape in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.

How am I supposed to stay abstinent when I have a reputation to maintain?" ~Cho in A Very Potter Squeal.

"I VILL NOW DESTOY DA SNICKAHS BAHRS!" ~Gazzy in Maximum Ride, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports.

So basically I've being putting everyone who looks like a good guy into Gryffindor, a bad guy into Slytherin and the others can go wherever the heck they want." ~Dumbledore in A Very Potter Musical.

"'You...are...a...fridge...with wings,' Fang ground out, punching an Eraser hard with every word. "We're...freaking...ballet...dancers.'" ~Fang in Maximum Ride, School's Out-Forever.

"Did you get my text?" ~Umbridge in A Harry Potter Sequel.

"You love me this much." ~Fang in Maximum Ride, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports.

"Oh my God, every wizard should have a sword, not these stupid drumsticks, forget about 'em!" ~Ron in A Very Potter Musical.

"Oh. My. God. I know it's daylight, because the sun has started to shine again! And the air--the air is suddenly perfumed with--"
"Jet fuel, hot tar, dirty bird kids, and a malamute." ~Total and Max in Maximum Ride, The Final Warning.

"Puff the Magic Dragon, Figment, the Imaginary Dragon, The Reluctant Dragon, And for you Potter, The Hungarian Horntail! The most terrifying thing you'll ever see in your whole life!" ~Dumbledore in A Very Potter Musical.

"They say people don't kill people, guns do... but does that mean when I fail a test I can blame it on my pencil?" ~IDK, I found it online and thought it was funny.

"Drop the attitude Harry Potter, your acting like Garfield on a Monday." ~Hermione in A Very Potter Musical.

"Mom, I have great news!"
"You made an A on your Math exam?!?"
"I said I had good news. I didn't say I had a miracle." ~Victoria and her mom IRL. Haha when she told me about their conversation the other day I just had to post it.

"Where have you been all my life?"
"Oh in a cupboard under some stairs." ~Ron and Harry in A Very Potter Sequel.

"Something old. Something new. Something borrowed. Something blue." ~Amy in Doctor Who, The Big Bang.

"Hey Lupin. Want to go look at the full moon with me?" ~Snape in A Very Potter Sequel.

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