Harry comes into a very unexpected inheritance. He is a creature both rare and very dangerous, a creature that is black listed by the British Ministry. So now he must avoid detection at all costs, whilst choosing his life partners and dealing with impending pregnancy at just sixteen. With danger coming not just from the Ministry but even other creatures, what was he supposed to do?

What if a pair of Siamese Twins were reaped into the Hunger Games? This is a really stupid story.

At times, Harry (and some others) really needs this thing called common sense. Aka, Harry does his best to make sure he won't die! Chapters are a series of one-shots. One shots can be adopted by others if asked (and given) permission.

Everyone knows summer is the best time of the year. It's a time to see old camp friends, kick back, relax, and forget about the school year. And that's exactly what Hermes intends to do: Forget. Artemis intends to forget, as well. Forget love and go back to the life she used to have, when everything was so simple. Easy, right? Sequel to "Mt. Olympus Junior High".

Everyone has to grow up. Therefore, everyone, even gods, heroes, and nymphs, have to go to school. In which Persephone is raped, Dionysus and Hephaestus are gay, Hermes is abused and pathetically in love with Artemis, Artemis is in denial, Ares cheats on Hestia with Aphrodite, Apollo and Athena have sex at a party, and shit goes down. Sorry if it's a bit unrealistic.