BlackUndertaker
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Joined 07-24-11, id: 3101374, Profile Updated: 11-13-14

Heyo! This is my reading account, the account that I don't post fanfiction on, all that happens on this account is me favoriting, reviewing, and following. All of my stories are posted under another account. So yeah, anyways.

My interests expand to quite a large range, from Harry Potter to Fullmetal Alchemist.

Books- Harry Potter (HufflePuffin foreva!!), Series of Unfortunate Events, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Incarceron series, The Lunar Chronicles, Matched series, Unwind series, Relic Master, and Hunger Games. I admit, I'm a sucker for series...

Anime- Fullmetal Alchemist & Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Black Butler, Soul Eater, Bleach, Attack on Titan, Black Blood Brothers, Darker Than Black, and a few others.

Movies- Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, Harry Potter 1-7, The Last Mimzy, Hell Boy, Like every freaking Marvel Movie (I grew up with way too many comics ;} Iron Man Fangirl!, Star Dust, Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands, Corpse Bride, The Never Ending Story series, LILO AND STITCH, the live action Peter Pan from 2003, of course Fox and the Hound (Only Disney movie to ever make me cry), and we can't forget the Miyazaki movies! Spirited Away, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, My Neighbor Totoro, Castle in the Sky, Kiki's Delivery Service, Porco Rosso, Princess Mononoke, The Cat Returns, Howl's Moving Castle, and Ponyo! *Out of breath* Alright that sums up my all time favs...

Damn... *Looks up at lists above* I've read and watched a lot and those are just my favorites!

Questions to me!

Your weakness (Fatal Flaw): Freackin pushups! I can carry other people around,some even bigger than myself, but push my own ass off the ground? Nope...

Your fears:Monkeys, apes, gorillas... You get the point..

Your perfect pizza: Meat, Meat, Meat, and More Meat! Pepperoni! Sausage! Pork! Lunch meat! Ground Beef! Hell throw a fucking steak on there and I'll be happy!

Goal you would like to achieve this year: Um survive another year of highschool?

Most over Used phrase in an instant message: YOLO, because if you use it You Obviously Lack Originality.

Thoughts when first waking up:Noooooo, Me a hermit crab *crawls back under mess of pillows and blankets*

Your best physical feature: Um... eyes?

Your bedtime:What bed time? *looks at clock* It's like 3am

Mc Donald's or Burger King: Arbys and Dutch Bros

Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla, but I prefer Italian Ice.

Do you smoke: No, and I never will. Too many love ones dead from lung cancer...

Will you smoke: Look above.

Do you swear: Like a Mother Fucking sailor! Until the oldies are around..

Do you sing: 5 years in choir.

Do you shower daily: Almost everyday.

Do you behave yourself:... yeah?

Do you get motion sickness: Nope!

Do you think you’re attractive: ...

Are you a health freak: *Munches on organic fries* um sure...

Do you get along with your parents: Only have one and besties with my Mum.

Do you like thunderstorms: Fuck yeah!!! Moonsune Season!

Do you play an instrument: Piano and learning Violin

In the past month have you drink alcohol: *Smirks* I'm underage... no.

In the past month, have you gone to the mall: Nope.

In the past month have you eaten sushi: Yup!

What do you want to be when you grow up: Physical Therapist oh but then maybe a IT

What country do you want to visit the most: Italy, Germany, maybe Russia and England too.

Number of CD's I own: Too many to count...

Fav music: Lots. I was taught to appreciate all music, beside most of the garbage. And ripoffs. ;)

What do your feet smell like: Clean.. Why?

What does your hair smell like: Why are you asking this? and lemon raspberry for your information...

Can you clap with your feet: *tries* Nope!

Have you seen purple clouds: Nope... but I have seen the Glow Cloud...

If you had 10 Mountain Dews, what would you be like: *twitching on ground, foaming from mouth*

When you think of the words "George Bush", what comes to your mind?: War. Lots and lots of war...

Black or Pink: Black

Skirt or Jeans: Jeans

Rock or Rap: Rock

Deep voice or High voice: I have a proficient vocal range..

Dog or Cat: Kitties!!!

Tomboy or Girly girl: Middish

Hair/Hair Color: Ombre my natural rust brown on top and bleached highlight streaks on the bottom

Eye Color: Brown

Skin Color: Kinda tan, kinda pale… I'm a olive-y pink mix, but mostly just pale.

I usually wear: one of my many shirts or tees and dark gray cargo pants or jeans.

Favorite Color(s): Anything but cantaloup yellow/orange.

Favorite Anime: Oh, dear. I can never decide!!!!!

Dean or Sam: Hmm, Dean. I completely understand being the eldest. And raising your younger siblings.

Anyways, thanks for reading and bye! -BlackUndertaker

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Song Remains the Same by R. W. Winters reviews
For Alex Winchester, normal has never been in the equation. Mute since the nursery fire, she grew up on the road chasing ghosts with her brothers and father. When her voice is inexplicably restored and the angel Castiel appears claiming to be her guardian, both of their lives change forever in ways that Heaven and Earth never expected. Castiel/OFC - sisfic - S4-S9. AU.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 150 - Words: 2,155,131 - Reviews: 4702 - Favs: 2,793 - Follows: 2,477 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 1/11/2013 - [Castiel, OC] Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
When Given the Chance by purpledragon6 reviews
What happens when four reapers are given the task of taking care of a two month old child? Well anything could happen really. Rated T for swearing, over-protective and overly exhausted reapers, and an AU version of Jack The Ripper
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,053 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Grell S., Undertaker, William S., Ronald K.
Pinch Me, I'm Dreaming by PuddinFreakyStyle reviews
Dreams have always been an escape for Alice, until one night she finds herself thrown into a quest to slay a Dragon; it becomes apparent that the borders between worlds are breaking down when she wakes to find a Dwarf from the previous night beside her in bed.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 5/14/2018 - Published: 12/24/2013 - [Kíli, OC] Thorin, Fíli - Complete
Meant to Be by MeantToBe4Evermore reviews
How did Charles and Erik become involved in the war against the Sentinels? It started with a love affair, which ended up re-igniting the friendship of two men, thought to be enemies. When Logan goes back in time, he realizes that the way to unite them under a common cause is to ignite this love affair. The problem? Charles doesn't want his daughter in love with the enemy's son.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,582 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 9/27/2017 - Published: 6/13/2014 - [OC, Peter/QuickSilver] Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X
The Tall Tale of Aurora Jones by okidokifili reviews
Rory is completely useless when it comes to defending herself. So when she's thrown into middle earth she doesn't know much apart from her mothers cryptic message about her father, that she's shrunk and that Fili quite possibly owns the most attractive moustache she's ever seen. Inspired by The Inconvenient and Unexpected Journey of Millie Fournier by kiliyousosilly. Fili/OC.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,786 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 6/4/2017 - Published: 1/8/2014 - [Fíli, OC] Dwalin, Kíli
A Rather Unexpected Love by Rue Dawn reviews
One moment I'm driving my car to work, the next I'm running through the woods from one of the most disgusting looking creatures I've ever seen in fear for my life, crashing into a king, going on a quest and falling in love. Oh did I mention I'm apparently a 'dwarf' now? My name is Zalia Lucas, and this is my story. Fili/OC Romance/Humour/Family
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 187,040 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 3/15/2017 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli, OC
Lullaby by The Incredible Nameless Wonder reviews
Miss Missa, prone to fits of apathy and embarrassment in equal parts decides a ride on the figurative merry-go-round will do her a more good than harm. When the curtain falls and she's left alone to look at the people behind the freaks -and the freaks behind the people-, she begins to wonder if there might actually be life on Mars.
American Horror Story - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,847 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 10/29/2015 - Published: 10/10/2014 - OC, Bette T., Dot T., Jimmy D.
Heart of Fire by DONOVAN94 reviews
"I am SMAUG! I kill where I wish and none dare resist! And now, you belong to me!" Smaug stirs beneath Erebor when he hears a heavenly voice and knows he must have such a prize for his own. Trapped in the Dragon's lair, Kathryn, a seer, must survive this deadly creature to escape to freedom. But a vision plagues her, one that connects her to the mighty dragon forever.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 150,481 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 10/9/2015 - Published: 11/8/2013 - [Smaug, OC] - Complete
Reincarnated by the typewriter improviser reviews
Nikki Blake's life goes from mundane and slightly depressing, to dangerous and exciting when a black Impala shows up in the local impound lot. After Nikki experiences events that shake her to he core, even Sam and Dean Winchester are unsure of what they are up against. (Sorta Sam/OC-ish)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 131 - Words: 267,375 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., OC - Complete
An Unlikely Company by Fandom-Desires reviews
Airelotwen Sandhelm is a woman that does not belong. With an elven mother and a dwarvish father she is an outcast of two races. But when Radagast pushes her into the path of thirteen dwarves, a hobbit and a wizard, she had no choice but to put her past behind her and help her new friends to reclaim what was viciously taken from them
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 178,074 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Thorin, OC
Purple Haze by heartofsteele reviews
Donatello comes face to face with an amazing techie girl he met online when he and his brothers save her from a group of men, and he finds himself drawn to Cassidy, a girl who isn't scared off by his true nature, but rather, quite intrigued by it. Rated for violence, language, and some sexual situations (that may go deeper in future chapters).
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,387 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Donatello, OC
Unthinkable by BrightPinkPineapple reviews
I'm the epitome of average, I have no incredible skills and I have no amazing superpowers. I don't even belong here, so why is a cryptic wizard telling me I'm a priceless asset to some quest and why is a golden haired, Dwarven prince looking at me like that? Fili/OC Rated M for language and future chapters.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,109 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 5/9/2014 - [Fíli, OC] Bilbo B., Kíli
The Inconvenient and Unexpected Journey of Millie Fournier by qarlgrimes reviews
Millie is completely ignorant to the world of Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, thinks Kili is one dreamy Dwarf, and is completely incompetent. So what happens when she gets thrown into the journey with thirteen Dwarves, a Hobbit, and a Wizard? This is Millie's inconvenient and unexpected story. Inspired by The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by febuarysong. Complete.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 181,699 - Reviews: 2315 - Favs: 1,750 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 12/26/2012 - [Kíli, OC] - Complete
Hotel California by Sciencegal reviews
Welcome to the Hotel California, Casey Jones. Such a lovely place it is. Relax, you can check in any time you like, but you can never ever leave. Songfic, Oneshot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Casey Jones - Complete
Papa Levi by jellophish reviews
Levi just wanted to go to the supermarket with his three kids. Modern!AU - LeviHan, Child!Eren/Mikasa/Armin DISCONTINUED
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,098 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Hange Z., Levi A.
Of Death and Love by rukia23 reviews
Noriko and Light had always been together, since they were kids they had been inseparable. He wants her to himself and wants to protect her, no matter what it takes. But how do the notebook, L and Misa change things for them. LightxOc, LxOc later.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 222,864 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Light Y., L, OC
What The Cat Dragged In by psyche b. mused reviews
Helping 'damsels in distress' just wasn't his thing...he was more accustomed to distressing them in the first place. Unfortunately, Kelly doesn't know that... Victor Creed/OC
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 202,736 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Sabretooth - Complete
The Sulfur Alchemist by RestInChaos reviews
I was just a normal Mutt-with-Friend until *they* came along. They not only changed our daily life, they got other States and a group of carnivores chasing after us. Lovely. EdOC Revisions of the first several chapters coming soon!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 189,782 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
Laments of a Lawliet by A.D. Williams reviews
L doesn't know quite why Roger has kicked a young Beyond Birthday, Mello, Matt, and Near out of Wammy's, but that's the least of his concerns right now. Fact of the matter is, now they have to stay with him...and the rest of the task force. Tylenol, L?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,303 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - L, BB - Complete
The Minister's Assistant by CeeSixAychTwelveOhSix reviews
Abigail Turner was an ordinary girl. She didn't stand out in a crowd. Mostly, she just existed. Probably only a short story, find out the pairing yourself you lazy bums! Slightly AU, but I'm not changing anything. So there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,053 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 1/21/2007 - OC, Percy W. - Complete