I don't feel like putting any usefull information on my profile, so I'll just fill it with nonsence and random stuff no one really cares about.

If you think that every crazy fan girl/boy on this site should all get together, write, direct, and star in our own movie, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that phsyco, emo, murderous barbers are 100 times better than sparkly vampires, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, copy and paste this into your profile.

If while reading someone's fan fiction you LOVED it so much that you wanted to track that person down and give them a flying-takle-hug to show how much you loved their work copy and paste this to your profile

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile

If you get easily obsessed copy this to your profile.

Maestro, ¿puede ir al baño? Por favor. Yo nessisito ir al baño. Por favor.

¿Porque no puede ir? ¿Por que no puede ir al baño?

Dear Impossible, Screw you. I just made a fire underwater. From, Spongebob.

Dear Edward, I may be a villan, but at least I don't sparkle. From, Dracula.

Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying... Sincerely, Google

Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear America, in response to your release of Salina Gomez, we have unleashed our ultimate weapon of death and destruction who will show no mercy, Justin Beiber. From, Canada.

I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on Ebay.

You say nothing's impossible? Well, try licking your own bellybutton. Or try stapling jello to a tree. Or try slamming a revolving door.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.

I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive.

"I dont suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

"Diamonds are a girls best friend...because they're shaper then knives."

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Always forgive your enemies: Nothing annoys them more.

If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?"

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

My friends used to be semi-normal. Then they met me.

Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver!

Duct Tape is like the force. It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Slinky escalator = endless fun.

People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?"

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I dream of a better tomorrow- where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty!

I'm not insane . . . I just do whatever the voices tell me to.

I don't obsess; I think intensely.

At my lemonade stand, I used to give the first glass free and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.

Whoever said words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.

That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then.

Sometimes I wonder "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" then, it hits me.

I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting in the next cell, laughing, and saying, "That was fun, let's do it again!"

Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Curiosity killed whoever got in my way.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got blamed.

Music is like candy, throw away the rappers.

42 is the answer to life, to the universe, to everything.

Don't mess with me, this Sharpie can alter reality.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train.

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile

Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. ( I'm the 1% )

90% of girls would cry if One Direction went missing. 9% would be releived. 1% would be laughing because they just kidnapped One Direction and shipped them in a crate to Antartica. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are part of the 9% or 1% (once again, part of the 1%)

You Know You're a Book Nerd If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

You stay up to read a book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

Just about everything you do revolves around reading. If you're not reading, you're probably on fanfiction.net, drawing fan art, etc.

You try to get all of your friends to read your favorite books.

Everything reminds you of the book. (EVERYTHING)

You quote random lines all the time. (ALL THE TIME.)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your computer.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a specific book more than five times. (lots...)

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (Of course I have! That's tiny! It would only take about 4 hours, if I like the book. )

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

IF YOU ARE A BOOK NERD AND PROUD OF IT, COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!!!!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG!

PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or I'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: would run if the were being chased

PJO FANS: would say 'I have a pen!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already!!!!!

Hazel: Do I ever cross your mind? Leo: No Hazel: Do you like me? Leo: No Hazel: Do you want me? Leo: No Hazel: Would you cry if I left? Leo: No Hazel: Would you live for me? Leo: No Hazel: Would you do anything for me? Leo: No Hazel: Choose--me or your life Leo: My life Hazel runs away in shock and pain and Leo runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching (and if you are a LEZEL/LAZEL shipper), copy and paste it into your profile!

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“Could you hurry up and close the door? Your ship’s about to blow up…..there’s gonna be a draft.” Eighth Doctor Who Paul McGann

“I saw the Fall of Troy, World War Five, I was pushing boxes at the Boston Tea Party. Now I’m gonna die in a dungeon…. in Cardiff!” – Ninth Doctor Who Christopher Eccleston

“You need to get yourself a better dictionary. When you do, look up “genocide”. You’ll find a little picture of me there, and the caption’ll read “Over my dead body.” Tenth Doctor Who David Tennant

"Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks, 'Ooh, this could be a little more sonic'?"

10th Doctor: "Corectamundo, I've never used that word before and hopfuly never again."

The Doctor: Goodbye, old friend. K-9: Goodbye Master. The Doctor: You're a good dog. K-9: Affirmative.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Away from Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use

15. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

16. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

17. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

18. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought??...)

19. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)?

20. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

21. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)?

22. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

23. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

24. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children." (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

25. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity

Ever wonder...

where we are headed...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?

Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Random Joke Time!

Some Cheesy ones

What do you get when you cross a lake with a leaky boat? About halfway

What do you call someone who laughs around cucumbers? Pickleish

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? He was feeling crumby.

What do you get when you cross an RV, a dog, and a bird? A flying car-pet.

Knock-knock. Who's there. Interrupting cow. InterMOO

Some that you have to think about before it's funny

Have you heard the joke about the pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Have you heard the joke about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless.

I had a fear of hurtles, but I got over it.

I couldn't find a date for the dance, so I had to take a prune.

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

Some long ones

There are two kids. One's name is Shutup, and the other is Trouble. One day, Trouble went missing, so Shutup went to the police. The policeman asked, "What's your name?" So the kid said, "Shutup." The policeman said, "This isn't funny. What's your name?" "Shutup." The policeman, now angry, said, "Are you looking for trouble?" So the kid said, "How did you know?"

A guy was sent to prison for twenty years. The day he was released, he ran outside and yelled at the top of his lungs, "I'm free!" A little girl on her bicycle rode past, gave the man a weird look, and said, "So what, I'm four."

Some scientist jokes

Two scientists walked into a bar. The first said, "I'd like some H2O." The second said, "I'd like some H2O, too." The second scientist died from hydrogen monoxide poisoning.

How do you tell a plumber from a physicist? Show them the word unionized, and see if they pronounce it union-ized or un-ion-ized.

The photon decided to go on vacation. The security man in the airport asked if he had any luggage, so the photon answered, "No, I'm traveling light."

A computer programmer's wife told him to go to the store and get a loaf of bread. If they had eggs, get a dozen. The computer programmer brought back twelve loaves of bread.

And finally, some anti-jokes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her, because that will confuse anyone.

A horse walked into a bar. Someone called animal control and everyone else fled the establishment.

What's blue and tastes like red paint? Blue paint.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Your mom's so fat, we are seriously concerned for her health.

Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.

So, yah. Buh-bye.