Titus Tatius
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Joined 01-29-11, id: 2726365, Profile Updated: 01-31-11
Author has written 1 story for Warhammer, and Mass Effect.

Just some vague stuff about me:

I've been lurking here a while now, only recently got around to making an account.
I've got a story I'm working on which weirdly first popped into my head one morning while having a lie-in during revision leave.

Nationality: British

Favourite Authors: Sir Terry Pratchett, Dan Abnett, Sandy Mitchell, Boris Akunin.

Currently reading: "Royal Flash" by George Mcdonald Fraser and "Empire of the Clouds" by James Hamilton-Paterson.

Favourite Games: Mass Effect 1 & 2, Fallout 3, Fallout: New Vegas, Dragon Age Origins, Dawn of War 1 & 2, Anno 1404, The Witcher, Assassin's Creed 2, Battlefield Bad Company 2.

Favourite Music: Iron Maiden, Kamelot, Muse, Firewind, Two Steps From Hell (they do some truly epic music), AC/DC, Coldplay, Faunts.

Various Quotes/Jokes

(Only for the mathematically minded among you) What do you call a musical tree? A logarithm.

Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual. - Terry Pratchett

That seems to point up a significant difference between Europeans and Americans. A European says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with me?" An American says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with him?" - Terry Pratchett

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." - George Bush

"Do you have blacks, too?" - George Bush to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso

The most important thing, in my view, was that democracy cannot be exported. It should be a product of internal development of a society. - Vladimir Putin

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Hermione Granger and the Serpent's Renaissance by epsi10n reviews
Salazar Slytherin is reborn as Hermione Granger. With her new identity as a muggleborn girl and her old reputation in tatters, Hermione sets out to start a new life for herself, a resurrection for House Slytherin, and a renaissance for the whole of the magical society.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 83 - Words: 215,925 - Reviews: 3065 - Favs: 4,781 - Follows: 5,803 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 1/22/2015 - Hermione G., Salazar S.
Fair Lady by kideaxl reviews
A strange child has become interested in an even stranger lady. She comes and goes as she pleases, but his fondness for her always stays the same. He may be scrawny, but he would get her attention.
Crossover - Sandman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 85 - Words: 83,658 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 3,080 - Follows: 3,496 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 9/7/2015 - [Harry P., Death]
Outlander by GreaterGoodIreland reviews
An United Nations Peacekeeper without knowledge of the games is transported to Thedas. Unsure if he will ever be able to return, he is sucked into the conflicts of Thedas as he tries to survive with his new companions and build a new world.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 729,749 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 6/27/2015 - OC, Trevelyan
Inquisitor Carrow and the Phoenix Fiasco by littlewhitecat reviews
With Carrow forced into sick leave, much to his horror Timothy finds himself temporarily the Senior UnderSecretary to th Minister of Magic. Between dealing with political plots, unexpected business manoeuvres and the machinations of a bored Carrow, can he survive the year?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 109,353 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 12/1/2018
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 4988 - Favs: 13,041 - Follows: 13,056 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Master of Wood, Water and Hill by Karmic Acumen reviews
Bilbo Baggins wondered what Gandalf was thinking. Oh well, Bag End would sort him out. His house did NOT approve of vandalism, thank you very much. That rune carved into his door learned it personally. Besides, it served the wizard right for not heeding the rumors about Bilbo and the Old Forest.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 93,312 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 2,322 - Follows: 2,217 - Updated: 1/2/2018 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Kíli, Fíli
Psi Effect by Cap'n Chryssalid reviews
A fun-loving asari mercenary finds herself a little in over her head when she ends up abducted by terrifying aliens from beyond the galactic frontier. These asari-like creatures call themselves 'humans.' They seem to be secretly nosing about on the borders of known space, acting through proxies, conducting covert operations, and they've got a deal for an enterprising asari...
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 43 - Words: 387,570 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 3,354 - Follows: 3,882 - Updated: 1/2/2018 - Published: 7/19/2014 - U. Wrex, Daro'Xen, Shepard (F), OC
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 10,879 - Follows: 11,032 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
Core Threads by theaceoffire reviews
A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 376,980 - Reviews: 5569 - Favs: 10,673 - Follows: 11,409 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Harry P.
Amalgum – Lockhart's Folly by tkepner reviews
Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,977 - Reviews: 1685 - Favs: 5,239 - Follows: 3,333 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Contractual Invalidation by R-dude reviews
In which pureblood tradition doesn't always favor the purebloods.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,127 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 5,487 - Follows: 3,541 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the Tournament of Tribulations by littlewhitecat reviews
His plans to insert himself within the guts of the Ministry of Magic have been highly successful, his apprentices are proving to be both talented and intuitive, and his efforts to consolidate his position within the mundane world are proceeding nicely. But as he knows all to well, all plans disintegrate on contact with reality...and what is English Heritage anyway?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,552 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 6/30/2016 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Complete
Silly but Killy by Palladius reviews
What if there were no Humans in Mass Effect? What if there were Orks instead? The Council would have a lot less sleep, for one thing.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,002 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 1,287 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 7/30/2014
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 3588 - Favs: 10,170 - Follows: 11,992 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
Through the Veil Strangely by littlewhitecat reviews
When Sirius falls through the Veil in the Department of Mysteries Harry attempts to nose-dive after him. A strange encounter for Harry radically changes his world view;why worry about a Dark Lord when there's a good book to explore?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 70,340 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 1,292 - Updated: 11/16/2015 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Complete
Little Guy by Clell65619 reviews
What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,715 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 2,761 - Follows: 1,420 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Complete
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 2960 - Favs: 18,243 - Follows: 6,949 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6192 - Favs: 11,445 - Follows: 7,915 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the Bureaucracy of Failure by littlewhitecat reviews
Now he has been officialy declared an adult Inquisitor Carrow can start to implement his plans, turning Ancient Terra in to the God-Emperor fearing world he knows it should be, and what better place to start than with the Wizarding World? Be afraid, be very afraid...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 143,355 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Lord Emperor - Dark Hunter by Xavras reviews
NonCanon! Starts in 2030. EWE. Harry removes all remnants of the Death Eaters to avenge his friends who were killed off systematically and viciously. Time travel: Harry goes back to fix things during the time he was in school and to prevent many horrible events from happening. Grey!Harry. {Will undergo editing to deal with plot holes, etc.} (Revised thru Ch 12)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,870 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 2,692 - Follows: 1,860 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 4/26/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Sirius B. - Complete
Harry and Luna Meet the Big Blue Giants by mjimeyg reviews
In an effort to escape the post-war wizarding world, Luna offers to take Harry far away using a family spell. The problem is... no one has ever returned or knows what's there.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,879 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 631 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Done a Runner by fantasyra reviews
A secret romance, a bothersome Headmaster, and angry Parents. What are two teens madly in love going to do when push comes to shove and everyone in the world is trying to keep them apart? Expect Bashing, Explicit content, and a wild ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,985 - Reviews: 1708 - Favs: 2,873 - Follows: 3,647 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Taetrus Trash by anonymous moose reviews
Thirty years after the war, an old turian returns to a home that isn't home on a planet he always hated. He doesn't know why. Post-ME3, original cast.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,555 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 4,191 - Follows: 1,224 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the GodEmperorless Heathens by littlewhitecat reviews
The Wizarding World is devastated when Harry Potter disappears from his relatives' house in mysterious circumstances during the summer after his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Desperate to have their boy-hero back no matter what they really should have heeded the Muggle saying "be careful what you wish for". Crossover HP/WH40K.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,611 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 1,915 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Misfits by davidnm2007 reviews
Alastar, Nasty and Patreus are training to be Space Marines - or trying to, anyway. Ever get bored of Chapter-zombie, personality-free, lemming-like marines? This is my attempt to avoid those tedious stereotypes.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 418,869 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Space Marines
Parallel Realities by InHarmsWay reviews
Shepard is a being from a parallel universe who came to the Mass Effect Galaxy to bring Cerberus to justice after the crimes they committed against his galaxy, only to find a greater threat to not just ME's Galaxy but his own. ME1-3. AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 287,688 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Throw Out the Script by Eidolon02 reviews
Destiny says they go one way. They say they go another. Merlin/Morgana, 2x03 Divergence AU.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 157,082 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Merlin, Morgana - Complete
How Xenophilius Lovegood Saved Britain by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Gabrielle writes a letter to Harry. Changes occur. Xeno saves the country. Massively AU, contains numerous memos. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 299 - Published: 9/12/2011 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Cain & Abel: The Hounds of Erebus by Mike Stormm reviews
Commissars Cain and Abel and the rest of the Valhallan 597th venture to the Forge World of Erebus to aid the Adeptus Mechanicus. But nothing is quite what it seems and Erebus turns out to be a world full of secrets and danger...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 91,983 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010
Yet Another Universe by Silverfawkes reviews
AU lighthearted funfest with mature overtones,Post DH Harry gets pulled to an AU only to be expected to do it again. Dumbledore bashing is rampant Harry is doing it his way but he's going to have fun doing it! RATING FOR LANG. AND SEX INUENDO
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 65,708 - Reviews: 2377 - Favs: 5,312 - Follows: 2,553 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Mass Effect: A new past by Bombsquad reviews
A different history to Mass Effect in which Human technology develops along different lines than anything the Citadel knows...an Alternative History of Mass Effect.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 137,294 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Complete
Seen In A Certain Light by Lli reviews
After an extraordinary event, can one return to an ordinary life? Holly, at least, is determined to try. And, needless to say, everyone pitches in to help - regardless of whether or not she wants them to.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 114,699 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Harry gets Motivated by BajaB reviews
Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 2,568 - Follows: 690 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4573 - Favs: 8,425 - Follows: 2,558 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Misplaced in Time and Space reviews
An Inquisitorial Black Ship finds itself lost in the past with a radical Ordo Xenos inquisitor onboard. Mass Effect characters have arrived!
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,681 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011