Hi lol. I'm not gonna post up alot. I like Wattpad but I created an acct here cuz of the Huntik Fanfics LOL

I'm 15 blahblahblah

I like making new friends so dont be shy! Step up! Unless you're a pedo -.-

Erm I LOVE Lady Gaga...But i'm not an obsessed fan. Never was, never will be.

BLEACH FTW

NARUTO FTW (i'm a pretty slow watcher... XD Only on eps 33 of shipuuden)

HOT GUYS FTW

TRANSFORMERS FTW

AVENGERS FTW

DARK KNIGHT/BATMAN BEGINS FTW

GOOD FOOD FTW

AWESOME MUSIC FTW

I READ ALOT OF BLEACH FICS DOWN HERE... SO I KNOW THE STORY FOR ALOT OF THEM HAHA

AS WELL AS Transformers and Avengers and Batman XD

I FREAKIN'LOVE OCs... JUZ AWESOME LOL

IF YOU WANNA WRITE ME A FIC, GO AHEAD AND DO SO, I'D HAPPILY READ IT.

MY NAME IS EVELYN,BUT CALL ME EVE KAY?

YAAAAAAAAAA...NOTHIN ELSE TO SAYYYY...SOO BYEBYE

SAYONARA!

CIAO

(IDK ANY OTHER LANGUAGES LOL)

I love jokes/one linersLos this is a collection... Enjoy it!(: and LAUGH. Always,

No matter what, don't forget your inner child.

I'll be sober tomorrow, but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.

When life gives you lemons, give them back and DEMAND CHOCOLATE.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

Comfort the disturbed. Disturb the comfortable

Those who think they know everything annoy those of us that do.

(bumper sticker) This delinquent is having sex with your honor student.

I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?

"you cry. I cry. You laugh. I laugh. You jump off a cliff. I laugh Even Harder."

"I'm trying to see things from your point of you but I can't stick my head that far up my ass"

If you can't baffle them with brilliance, befuddle them with bullshit.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent

'They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people.'

"I'm not Crazy. I'm psychotic. There's a difference"

'Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.'

'Don't get mad; get sadistic.'

'Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?'

Common sense is the enemy of comedy.'

'Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.'

'There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives.'

'I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.'

'Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.'

'Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?'

“I have a tendency to listen to the voices in my head. Sometimes they have good ideas.”

If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

If you take the word 'Therapist' and capitalize the 'R', you get 'The Rapist'. Does anyone else find that slightly worrying, yet intriging?

School: A Place Satan invented while High.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

I hear voices and they don't like you

Smile -- it confuses the enemy

I'm not bossy. I just have better ideas.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Who ever said anything was possible never tried nailing jello to a tree.

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that paper up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Cheer up! the worst is yet to come.

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.