Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC

'Mr Popular' Edward Cullen, and 'The Freak' Isabella Swan, just got dumped by their first loves. Now they must work together to make their ex's realize what their missing out on. Pretending to fall in love, will they truly develop feelings for each other?

Isabella Swan and Edward Cullen have been best friends ever since they could remember. To her, he was nothing more than a friend. To him, she was always someone more special. Unaware, Bella introduces her new friend to Edward...and ends up tangled in a love triangle. Will she choose to protect her new friendship? Or will she finally realize her true feelings for her best friend?

Bella keeps a notebook full of her dirtiest fantasies. One day while in a hurry to escape her domineering boss, she loses the raunchy book and is desperate to get it back before it falls into the wrong hands...