When Hattie O'Connor wakes up in a forest with few memories and a talking dog, she has several questions. When she learns she has Elvish writing stuck on her back, she has more. But she knows something odd is definitely going on when she sees a man with pointed ears and a bow spying on her while bathing. And when the Elvish Prince refuses to leave her side, things only get worse.

A Clizzy one shot. Rated M for high smut and swearing