A collection of oneshots featuring crack pairings. Mostly done with prompts.

Vasilica Lupescu knows nothing of the atrocities committed during the Second Wizarding War. Arthur Kirkland learnt the unforgivable curses during his first year at Hogwarts. Eirik Thomassen was thrown into prison when he turned eleven. When Hogwarts opens after the war, it brings together students of many backgrounds.

The guards and inmates of Nanba prison go on a vacation for some reason. Hajime expects nothing to go smoothly. He's probably right.

Fleur is drifting in a fizzling relationship with the only man she has ever been with. A visit to Bill's family thrusts a bold figure from her past back in her life, causing her to confront what really makes her happy in life. Fleurmione. Mildly different Hermione, in that she is a bit bolder and more confident. FDHG.

When Jan returns to Mittestadt after four years at sea, he expects to spend five mundane months piling paperwork and socialising with the hypocrites of the Royal Court. He does not expect to be dragged into a plot to prevent a major war from breaking out, especially not by a foreigner who just so happens to be a member of the Royal Court.

This is a collaboration between TrueCanadianGirl and Eternal Fauna. Alfred is failing in most of his classes, his twin brother happens to be part of a study group that could help him to pass, will he be able to make it through grade 10 with passing grades? WARNING: this fic is filled with crack ships and is rated M for several trigger warnings inside.

It's has been several years since Katja's marvelous prank, but when George and Oliver meet again, during christmas nontheless, will sparks fly? Will Ron's brain ever overcome his stomach? And will the house ghost ever stop with his pranks?

This fanfic will tell you The Hunt and The Death of legendary Warship, KMS Bismarck and HMS Hood. It is closely and accurately (as possible) to the reality of what happen in the battle of Denmark Strait and The Last battle of Bismarck, just with the little changes. I plan it to make 2 seperate story. one for Hood and one for Bismarck. but nah, let just combine it. Enjoy the story!

We all know the story of Regulus Black. But what if one word changes everything? What if Regulus was sorted into Gryffindor? What if he didn't hang out with the Slytherins? What if he stayed closer to Sirius? This is the story of what brothers could have been.

Atago has always wanted to know the female commander better... but when she pries into her superior's background, she was not prepared to deal with the consequences.

Part of HCSS. Italy and Poland have put on an act for centuries. They've fooled the world. They, along with their allies, finally reveal their true selves as they start World War III. And the world is completely unprepared.

When Sirius Black is released from Azkaban, he finds himself facing a dilemma. Spend months trapped in St. Mungo's until the Healers are sure he's ready to take care of himself, or go to live with his grandfather.

The nations of the world are stranded on a remote island in the middle of nowhere due to a spell gone wrong! Can they survive long enough to be rescued, or will they perish? There will be character death "on-screen" and "off-screen".

A one-shot about Kuu and Hajime's first encounter.

After George is attacked as a five-year-old, he is left with severe trauma and mental scarring that has never been able to go away. Charlie, who has always loved George, no matter what, can't believe that George is actually trusting him - the one who let him down and allowed the attack to happen - to be the one to love him completely and utterly.

The magic trio has changed so much! they seem cuter? But there might be a problem when the 'Awesome Trio' gets a hold of them.

Antonio is a teacher substituting a kindergarten class, and comes across one of the students, Romano. Something is very off about the boy, but he cannot quite understand. Based off a Japanese Drama from 2010 called Mother. Triggers: Child Abuse (Physical/Neglect), Kidnapping

Being bought by one of the richest men of Europe and then having to become a maid will bring Lukas a lot of funny, sad and catastrophic situations to his life. . . . Drama, Romance and kind of angsty.

After Norway dumps him and wishes him to find someone else, Scotland finds himself drawn to a fallen star and wishes to put it back in the sky. Only, things don't turn out as planned when the small star transforms into an infant and a blasts turns him blind. How will the process of returning the star go now and how will the others feel about it? Rated T just in case.

America hears about Japan's declining population growth rate and decides to ask about it. Japan takes the conversation to heart and decides to want to fix it with some secret knowledge and a friend's help. Random currently one-shot. Slight England x Japan.

Time trickled past, a few minutes turning into a few hours. All the while, everything seemed to fade around him. The dull, rhythmic sounds of his scribbling sounded in his ears like a gentle lullaby. - The three things keeping Karamatsu sane.

After another prank played by the BTT, England decides to cast a spell to make them act their age by reverting their favorite past charge into a child. How are they and the spells targets going to react to this? And how to get out of this mess before too many other nations find out or issues with work occur? Rated T because I'm paranoid.

What if Regulus Black was sorted into Gryffindor? How much does that change? The answer, it turns out, is pretty much everything.

Samon x Seitarou two-shot. Angst. Morning after. Seitarou is in love with the Building 5 supervisor; what started as a one-night stand has turned into a "friends with benefits" situation where his aching heart remains neglected.

Can we ever recover from losing key components of our being? Sense of purpose, innocence, the will to live? How do the lost live on? How can we be found? In which a very different interpretation of Karamatsu struggles with suicide and his painful existence

Godric saves him, in the end. :: Or Salazar stays. For Emily.

Mathias Køhler is working at the bar when he meets Lukas Bondevik, and he can't get enough of him. Lukas rejects Mathias after much flirting, but that doesn't stop him. DenNor, SuFin. Language, mature themes, later chapters. -CANCELLED(?)-

Aww! Prussia and Norway have planned a week together in Norway's country! Too bad Prussia is the one sick this time...(Rated T for safety)

The Magic trio is tired of the other nations not believing that magic exists. So they create a potion to make the other nations believe them. After getting everyone to drink it the topic of alternate universes (2p and nyo) come up. SORRY I CAN'T WRITE SUMMARIES I'M SORRY. Oneshot. Mild Dennor and Usuk at the end but barely anything

Even though Cedric and George are playing Quidditch on Valentine's Day, they still manage to make it romantic. Cedric/George Slash

England and Romano are playing a dating sims game that features all the countries. Rated T for language.

Pure randomness. Germany, Norway, Romano get drunk. I apologize if the characters are OOC.

Wanted to make a suspenseful mystery with the Hetalia characters, so here it is! Maybe a little bit of yao*cough*... Characters: Japan・America・England・Italy・Germany・France・China・Canada・Russia・Romano・Spain・Belarus・Hungary・Austria・Prussia・Taiwan・Macau・Hong Kong・Vietnam・Belgium・Luxembourg・Netherlands・Estonia・Latvia・Lithuania・Poland・Ukraine・Denmark・Finland・Iceland・Sweden・Norway・Greece

AU. Since the start of the war, woman and children have been escorted to safe-islands all-around the world. Like the other inhabitants, Gilbert lives in peace. But when a strange man washes up on their shores, their peaceful life is shattered as they race to save the stranger's brother and keep the Resistance and Army from attacking their home and destroying everything.

Red takes a nap on Green. Green has a mental meltdown. *Namelessshipping*

when green heads out to the next town what will happen when he runs into red on the way there. read and find out. oneshot short story originalshipping/namelessshipping/ red x green

It's cold in Norway. Rated T for Depression.

"This story will not have a happy ending, love. I just can't see it on the horizon, and anything that I can't see isn't there. Yellow's Arc." (Note: This story is written by Lucky-Angel135. I take no credit for their amazing work.)

Little one-shot I made. Oliver Wood goes ballistic with Quidditch being cancelled. War breaks out int he Great Hall, and a pair of pranksters are in the middle of it. Tried to make it funny but I'm not sure how I did. Don't own anything.

After being excluded from yet another EU meeting, Prussia decides to for a sort of union of his own. Crack!fic, OOC, my usual. Who knows what crazy misadventures might occur.

South Korea doesn't mean to dwell on the Korean War, but he couldn't help himself but wonder if things could have been different. Not like he blames America, but it's hard for America to live with him stuck in the past so much that it is damaging their relationship. Kimchiburger Based on an AMV and All or Nothing by O-Town.

Mikkel still couldn't believe his luck. His mind was racing from the daydreams, hopes, and wishes he had for himself now that he'd discovered a magical being. He would surely be the most famous scientist in the world. But what about the fairy? He couldn't have been the only fairy that existed. (Denmark x Norway AU)(Contains SOME romance, but I didn't put romance as the genre.)

AU. Ludwig's life was never all that interesting. Recovering from a breakup, he settles into a new job, navigating ships via radio and wondering when things will pick up. One night, a boat crosses through his waters, and Ludwig can't help but find himself fascinated by the odd man on the other end of the speaker. Come to think, that boat has been coming by a lot lately. NorGer

On the 9th day of April 1940, the German Nazis invaded Norway, the Norwegian King and legitimate government now occupying London and what little resistance there was easily killed off. Norway himself doesn't wish to be so easily conquered. (Slight DenNor, countries living in Germany's house and small gore warning. I no own Hetalia and cover image is not my artwork.)

"Weird Norway" There are some things about Norway that are just a little bit weird. This is a one-shot collection about some of those things. Current chapter: The All Important Moose Sign Suvenirs

Fred & George go back in time to meet the makers of the marauders map. There will be Remus/Sirius slash later on. Not my characters. All rights belong to JK Rowling. Just wanted to write a story about my favorite characters interacting. Also there will be George/Oliver Wood slash.

Sometimes all it takes is a shaft of light from the right direction to make the whole world seem brighter. / AU, NorFin

To the Dark Lord - I know I will be dead long before you read this, but I want you to know that it was I who discovered your secret. I have stolen the real Horcrux and intend to destroy it as soon as I can. I face death in the hope that when you meet your match, you will be mortal once more. - R.A.B.

The Magic Trio have protected the world countless of times, but as soon as they close to defeating a powerful demon they were sent to another universe where nations didn't exist for the next 50 years. Still, this world may be different but the enemies are still the same. Might change to M rated.

People say that Charlie Weasley will never find a girl he loves more than his dragons. Technically, they were right. Upon giving Lukas Bondevik a tour around the reserve, something beautiful blooms between them. But is Lukas hiding a secret? And what will his family think when they find out about them? Norway x Charlie. Nation personifications exist. Rated T because I'm paranoid.

Red and Green just sit and talk before Red has to go back to the mountain. Namelessshipping (more based on the games than the manga).

Seriously, Draco thought he was the dramatic one in their relationship.

Harry and George chat about their significant others. PWP. George/Oliver, Harry/Charlie. SLASH...duh. Highly pointless and stupidly ridiculous.

You can't rush art. Nor can you hurry it along.

Taking the 30 Day OTP Challenge with the couple DenNor! (DenmarkXNorway) Rating may change, and the picture is not mine! Read and Review, please!

Gilbert is starting his new college life by accepting who he is and openly being transgender. Will others accept who he is as well, or will he be truly alone in this world? /Rated T for the following: Language, crude jokes, transphobia, sexual innuendos, and gender dysphoria.

George is just wondering around Gryffindor tower when some surprises happen. Join George as he stumbles away only to find hidden pleasures. (Warnings include smut. Everyone is of legal age in this story.)

Their differences no one will notice that creates the perfect balance. TWINCEST

This is a role play I did with an England role player on . I'm going to mark it M just to be safe. Most likely for language.

Lovino gets bullied at school and is always put down by his dad. He fails at everything and is often compared to his cheerful twin brother. After being kicked out of school, he grows unusually quiet to the point that it actually worries his father. But by the time his dad decides to confront him, Lovino has already fallen too far. WARNINGS: bullying, cutting/suicidal attempts

Brothers that are too awkward to even stand next to each other, husband and 'wife,' and that one guy that drinks a lot. The Nordics couldn't be any more different. And neither could the situations they get themselves into. [2014 rewrite in progress]

A gun doesn't make you better. A wound doesn't make you weak. Once a member, always a member, that's what they had to learn to survive in the Mafia. Jump into a future with Mafia's, gun wars, blood shed, kidnap and much more! Human names used, sorta AU, MAFIA, yaoi, death. Everything from romance to suspense. This is the life of the Mafia. ON HIATUS

DenNor Smut. Kinda. Not sure if I'll continue. Human Names used. Mathias and Lukas are hungover and horny.

Belarus is rejected for the last time. Norway is ignored by the other Nordics and Sealand. Iceland, hong kong, Denmark and Sweden are scared. Finland is happy and thinks its cute.

The Magic Trio planned to prank the students again this year, BUT, because they made a mess after that, the Awesome Trio tried to stop them for doing such things

Our favorite Awesome Trio has gotten themselves a TV Show! They will prove which of our pairings are true, hopefully ridding the world of fangirl wars. But hey, Alfred had to be a hero somehow. A collab between me and my sister. Rated T for who knows what. Review any war ideas you may have.

Germany failes to attempt to a world meeting with the Allies and other nations because America keeps laughing while eating and ends up having to change his uniform, while being followed by the most annoying Nordic ever lived. XD

Every seme has a birthday and the ukes don't know what to do. Luckily(?) Hungary has an idea. This is literally a series of PWP and is composed solely of lemons. However, there is fluff in it at times... Ships so far: USUK, SuFin, GerIta, DenNor

"I guess I don't blame him, for doing what he did. He had no one. Bill had Charlie. Fred had George. Ginny and I always hung out. But Percy? He had nobody." Written for the 2013 Summer Fanfiction Olympics. Please R&R.

AU Lukas' only goal in life was to take care of his younger brother, until he was diagnosed with an irregular heart rhythm. His originally peaceful stay in hospital was interrupted when the loud, cheerful Mathias was moved into the bed beside him and refused to leave him alone; yet as his health began to deteriorate, the Dane decided to fall in love with him. DenNor, SuFin.

(AU Kimchiburger AKA Korea x America) Yong Soo has been unwanted for as long as he remembers. He doesn't remember the time where he was loved by his older brothers. He doesn't remember the time when he had given up on the world. When did that all change? I guess when he met a quaint young blond in the middle of a snow storm... (Note: The name means 'Falling Snow')

Draco comforts Blaise in his time of need. Fluff & a little sadness. Slash. One shot. T rated. Please R&R

Loki has been taken. What will Clint do to reclaim him?

Fred and George "find" a list of things that Percy says they are not allowed to do. However, rules are meant to be broken. JKR's Characters! Contains: a bothered Snape, awkward confessions, and GNOMES!

Fred Weasley has no idea his brother, George, has a crush on him. That is, until now! Fred/George Slash.

Mathias is a Demon given a second chance. Lukas is a Fallen Angel. When their two worlds collide what will happen? WARNINGS: Cussing, possible violence in later chapters. Based on a roleplay of mine. Enjoy!

Draco has a quiet moment of inner thought to himself one night. Well, half a moment to himself. Fluffy oneshot. DRAISE, Blaise/Draco

A DenNor fanfic based on the original story of Rapunzel. Human names used. There will be graphic scenes in the fic and this is YAOI. Please R&R

What if when Regulus Black is being sorted he gets sorted into Gryffindor instead of Slytherin. Would he still be the prefect son or would he turn out to be just like Sirius? Who knows? Only Regulus does and this is his story if he was in Gryffindor...

Clint's steel eyes watched the thunder illuminate the god, admiring the intricate birth symbols that danced across the icy skin. He liked to think of Loki as a kind of sapphire amongst the rest of the world. They could have their diamonds. He wanted this precious gem all to himself. FrostHawk. Drabble.

AU All Human. Alfred Jones is 10 years old and he has a Pen-Pal that lives in Norway. He writes every other day in a letter to his Pen-Pal, Norway. Alfred goes by the Pen-Name America.

Nations being Nations, dealing with meetings and unwanted memories. Slightly AU.

Years ago, he was there when a Boggart made George scream. A week ago, he was there when the bizarreness of a situation made George laugh. Now, he is there when a lost twin makes George weep. Charlie will always be there, just like he promised. Three-Shot

George and Charlie, on the occasion of the union of Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger. George/Angelina.

During a meeting where England is reading Porn as usual, Denmark snaps it away to show it to the mysteriouse Norway. After the meeting England starts having weird feelings for Norway...

Oliver gives up after a particularly stressful Quidditch practice. Slash.

Norway has fallen under a strange case of chills that just won't go away. No matter what he tries to do he just can't get warm. The funny thing though is that his cure is right under his nose.

12 of the NATO-members are spending their holiday at a cabin America just bought. But unknown to them, something or someone is trying to kill them off; one by one. Prussia won't accept this, and together with Norway, they'll try to solve the murder cases

"A simple kiss in the rain, etched forever within their minds, and more importantly, their hearts." GW/OW Slash.

Percy and the twins make a deal in an attempt to understand each other better. Can they manage to act like each other, or will it all be in vain? What will they learn in the process? Percy/Cedric, George/Oliver, Fred/Angelina.

OH MY GOD, THAT'S A HUGE SPIDER! Part 5 of 5 in my "Picking on the Nordics" series.

Denmark has a crappy day and just wants to come home and relax. Norway indulges him. Kink-meme fill.

This is a side story from Life Goes On. This is the story of how Oliver saved George from himself after the war and the loss of Fred. Oliver and George start over. mpreg

Nineteen forty, invasion of Norway by German troops and for a moment, it seemed that the country would be forgotten, there was, however, one nation who stepped in to help... EnglandXNorway a drabble based on history. Rated for later chapter.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Lee and George celebrate. Slash.

What if, instead of going back for Ginny's diary, Arthur decided to owl it to her? What if he discovered it wrote back? What if he took this knowledge to Moody and Dumbledore? The Chamber of Secrets has NOT been opened. Enemies of the heir, rejoice.

George didn’t say anything for a moment and Oliver took the time to study the redhead. He had never really looked at either of the twins. He was quite surprised to find that George Weasley was really very handsome..."

After another Chamber of Secrets incident, Myrtle takes it upon herself to explain to her Potions class exactly what has been attacking everybody. Unfortunately, it's Potions with Slytherin.

With spring comes new beginnings. Draco x Blaise

Oliver can tell the twins apart. Slash. Part of the First Kiss Challenge.

Well....George is sad...he doesn't know why....Oliver does...he fixes it....pretty basic. pretty short. new and improved.