Hello! My name is Nat, and I make stories... Well, I don't know if stories would be the correct term. More like stupid crap I write down and post on the internet.

So... If you really want to know more about me, here you go:

Favorite color: Orange

Favorite food: Cookies

Favorite animal: Panda... Never say no to panda!

Favorite Soda: Dr. Pepper. I drink a lot of soda so they call me Dr. Pepper!

Favorite show: Either Ninjago or Doctor Who. Strange combination, I know...

Favorite musical group: Muse, Queen, or Linkin Park... I'M WEIRD, YAY

Obsession: Time travel. It's just too cool, yo.

Anyways, I think I've wasted enough of your time. Just read my stories or something...

Seriously. Please go.

Goodbye.

Au revoir.

Sayōnara.

Despedida.

What flippin' language do you speak?!?!