Madeline Hatter1
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Hi, Madasahatter2 here but you can call me Maddy.

My favourites:

Movies:Equestria Girls, Tinkerbell, and Star Wars.

TV Shows:Ever After High, Monster High, and My Little Pony.

Animes:Fairy Tail, Blue Exorcist, and Deltora Quest.

Books:Ever After High, Unwind, and Warriors.

Manga: Fairy Tail, Blue Exorcist, and Chi's Sweet Home.

Singers: Katy Perry, Diana Ross, and Bea Miller.

Characters: Maddlen Hatter, Kitty Chersire, Sunset Shimmer, Rey, Catty Noel, Twilight Sparkle, Chi, Blackie, Lucy, Rin, and Risa Ward.

Songs: Firework, Numb, and Heathens.

Foods: Veggie Straws, Frosting, and Salad.

Colors: Mint Green, True Blue, and Blood Red.

Quotes:

Fight loyally, and with courage. that is all your Clan asks of you.

Strike me down and I will become more powerful then you can possibly imagine.

I an Raven Queen, and I'm going to write my own destiny.

My happily ever after starts now!

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

You read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books.

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You've got a book basically memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.


Warriors Have Taught us These Things

Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved very violently.

Cats can have accents.

Old people are funny.

If your girlfriend dies, the default response is to sleep with her sister.

No matter how right you are, you're still wrong in some way.

Your logic doesn't have to make sense if you're angry enough.

Killing your half-brother solves all of your problems for 6-12 months.

Having fangirls gives you the right to do virtually anything without being considered evil.

There are no limits to how you can kill your own brother, half-brother included.

Casual racism is socially acceptable. More severe racism is less approved of, but still allowed. Only outright genocide crosses the line.

Most children in southern England will squeal when they see a cat.

Good is cute, maybe handsome; Evil is sexy.

Highly organized colonies of feral cats have been living in the English countryside for over 60 years without being noticed by anyone.

Cats are really good at cleaning up massive bloodstains.

If you eat too much fish, your blood tastes fishy.

It's possible to complain about anything.

The object that cats should fear the most is a purple pen.

All barn cats are weird.

Happy endings are completely unrealistic.

No matter how depressed you get, there is always a way to become more crazy.

Plans that rely on the cooperation of others have a tendency not to work.

Gaining nine lives causes you to die nine times as frequently as everyone else.

Major antagonists have a tendency to die the most slow and violent deaths imaginable.

Life: You don't win. You break even. At best.

The general public doesn't know anything. Anything. Yourself included.

The default response to being dumped by someone is to devote yourself to making them watch their family die slow, painful deaths.

People named after plants tend to be red herrings. People named after animals are the real deal.

Don't fight the system, no matter how messed up it is.

Stars are really the spirits of dead cats.

Just because someone has gone to that dark place down under doesn't mean you don't have to deal with them anymore.

The width of someone's shoulders is a good indicator of how strong and experienced they are.

Don't mess with beavers.

Thunderstorms are inherently dramatic.

NORMAL PEOPLE: See a stick with marks on it and ignore it.

WARRIORS FANS: See a stick with marks on it and know it is Jayfeather's.

NORMAL PEOPLE: say 'OH MY GOSH' (OMG).

WARRIORS FANS: say 'OH MY STARCLAN' (OMSC).

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings.u

WARRIORS FANS: know Rock is watching them.

NORMAL PEOPLE: say 'Shut up or I'll tell on you!'

WARRIORS FANS: say 'Shut up or Tigerstar will get you!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: say 'Dang it!'

WARRIORS FANS: say 'Fox Dung!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell 'HELP ME, SOMEBODY!'

WARRIORS FANS: when being chased yell 'SPOTTEDLEAF, SHOW ME THE WAY!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think black cats are bad luck.

WARRIORS FANS: Think black cats are from ShadowClan.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Ignore this.

WARRIORS FANS: Copy this on their page just like I did.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I've NEVER GOTTEN MY FIRST KISS, so I must be a LOSER.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I read Comics/Manga, so I MUST be a loser.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be lesbian.
I CRY easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be an OUTCAST.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm a TOMBOY so I MUST be a homosexual that's looking for attention.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one error.

Copy and paste this if you hate stereotypes!

10 year old Warriors fan, Emmy Grace Cherry was a warrior fan and had warrior spirit. Emmy and her parents, Dana and Jimmy Cherry, were killed in a tornado in February 2007. On Wands and Worlds, a fantasy fiction forum, several fans agreed that she deserved a warrior name. One fan performed the ceremony and named her Brightspirit. Other fans agreed this was the perfect name. The Erins' placed her along with her parents in the book Long Shadows as Brightspirit, Braveheart, and Shiningheart.
Please pass this message along by copy and pasting it into your profile and adding your name to the list of people who will always remember a true warrior: Wolfgrowl, Rainshimmer, Hawksky, Leopardheart, Winterthaw, Scarheart, LarkThatSingsAtDawn, Dawneyes, Wildstorm, The Song of Falling Feathers, Keeralie Starflight, Madasahatter2

profile, and add your name to this list KaidaThorn, HermioneRose, whativebeenwaitingfor, PurpleRose15,Madasahatter2

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.


I own NOTHING beyond this sentence.


Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not an peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

The one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slabbed
As the hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She trusted the blade
Right in her chest
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowing dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arm

List 12 Characters and see what happens :D (Re-Done)

(WARNING: I don't own this)

1. Cerise Hood (EAH)

2. Frankie Stein (MH)

3. Maddie Hatter (EAH)

4.Four (Divergent)

5. Apple White (EAH)

6. Dexter Charming (EAH)

7. Raven Queen (EAH)

8. Kitty Cheshire (EAH)

9. Briar Beauty (EAH)

10. Tris (Divergent)

11. Daring Charming (EAH)

12. Thomas (Maze Runner)

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Are you SERIOUSLY asking if I think that Four is hot? YES!

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

A...

Do you recall any fics about Nine?

No

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Maybe...

Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Apple/Briar or Apple/Tris. Apple/Briar.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation?

Raven: So... want to explain this?

Frankie: No.

Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fan

fic.

Maddie/Tris Fanfic? a.. ok

Maddie, being able to teleport between worlds finally finds the Divergent world. She gets quite attached to a Tris.

Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

NO! NO! NO! (It was Cerise/Kitty) I love Maddlynn/Kitty!!!

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

A...

What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One?

What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"KEEP MY MUSIC BOX WOUND!" or "SAVE THEM!"

...What were you expecting?

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Chica by MandoPony or The Chica Song by Groundbreaking.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Cerise/Bonnie/Balloon Boy

I always get the bad ones

Warning: RANDOMNESS!! HUZZARH!

What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Marionette with Freddy...

I got a 'leader' again...

I DON'T KNOW! At least Apple had fairest one of all.

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

shrugs*

What is Six's biggest secret?

Three and Seven got together. Your reaction?

Maddie Hatter and Raven

Me: DEXTER IS STILL HEART BROKEN!

Dexter: *sobbing silently*

“One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, goes out on a date with Eleven and then, with Twelve. After this, One follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." Fill in the blanks. What title would you give this fic?

"Cerise and Briar are in a happy relationship until Briar suddenly runs off with Foxy (Fair enough). Cerise, broken-hearted, goes out on a date with Daring and then, with Balloon Boy. After this, Cerise follows the wise advice of Apple (Lol) and finds true love with Maddie."

Title: Briar Runs Off With a Chick Magnet

What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

I can actually see Cerise being an emo and slitting her wrists.

Me: Cerise, there are better ways to die!

Cerise: Like?

Me: Saving someone. Now give me that knife.

What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

(6) has just stolen your hair brush. What is the first thing you would say?

Me: BONNIE! Wait... seriously?

Bonnie: I have a date with Freddy tonight

Me: Fair enough

(7), (9), and (5) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Raven, Briar and Apple: *making loud noise*

Me: COOK LATER CHICA!

Raven, Briar and Apple: *stops then storms into my room*

Me: ... Well I'm dead.

You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Me: PUPPET!

Marionette: Don't call me that

Me: Get out.

Marionette: *freezes and goes about his business*

What would happen if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Me: MADDIE! GET OUT!

Maddie: *walks out* Can't find my hat... :(

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Me: NO! MY DREAMS!

Foxy: Aren't you going to ask why you didn't know we were engaged

Me: ONE THING AT A TIME!

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Me: No thanks

Apple: *puppy dog eyes*

Me: I prefer you in EAA. Fine. *eats* MY MOUTH IS DYING OF HORRIBLENESS!

Number 6 is lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Me: Ppppppst!

Bonnie: *still asleep*

Me: *pokes*

Bonnie: What?

Me: How did the date go?

Bonnie: Freddy didn't come *goes back to sleeping*

Me: Ouch

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Me: I'm a daughter of the Evil Queen?

Raven: Yes...

Me: TAKE THAT HATERS!

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Me: Now. This is why you don't use ingredients found on the unclean floor.

Chica: :(

Number 2 made fun of all your friends?

Me: I'M GOING TO TEAR YOU APART FATTY FATBEAR! *chasing with a knife*

Freddy: *stops* Is that the best you can come up with

Me: *stops to* No, but younger viewers might be reading this

Freddy: Ah...

Both resume running*

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Me: What did I do?

Marionette: ...

Me: Was it because I called you a puppet?

Marionette: I AM A REAL BOY! *sobs*

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Cerise: *picks up ringing phone* Hello?

Me: I'm being held hostage. I'm at my house. Get your dad to kill them.

Cerise: k

ou're on vacation with 5 and manage to break your leg. What does 5 do?

Apple: *starts leaving*

Me: Where are you going? HELP ME!

Apple: I don't have a cast on me

Me: TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL!

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

A tea recipe book... thing.. Time to re-gift.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Foxy: *just stands there*

Me: YOU'RE A D- AH! THE PAIN! *teleports*

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Apple: You can do it! Just imagine the people naked.

Me: THAT DOESN'T HELP!

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?

Cerise: Eh

Me: HUZZARAH! LET'S GO PUPPET!

Marionette: Marionette

Me: WHATEVER!

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

She hates my guts for liking her husband. She wouldn't support me.

Briar: GO OPPOSITION!

Me: GO DIE IN A FIRE BRIAR!

11 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Daring: I really like you

Briar: Sorry, but I'm married

Daring: *blushes from embarrassment* To a robot Foxy

Briar: *blushes from embarrassment*

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Marionette will kill Cerise. But I'd make her respawn.

9 became a singer?

She'd become famous *Oppsie is Jealous*

10 got a daughter?

Me: HEY! She's my daughter too!

Marionette: Nope! *teleports away with child*

Me: I'll file a divorce

What would 1 think of 2?

Cerise: Eh.

How would 3 greet 4?

Where would 8 meet 12?

At the pizzeria.

What would 9 never dare tell 10?

Anything insulting.

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Nothing. He already killed Cerise.

Is 3 gay?

YES! YES! YES!!!!!!

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Forgotten Warrior's(EAH-AU) by silverlockedbook reviews
For an unexplained reason,4 girls woke up on the cold floor of a cell. Chained up inside the stoned none of them remembering anything but blurred visions from their past. These girls were Apple White-Cerise Hood-Kitty Cheshire- and Blondie Locks. Each having a special power. But now that secrets are unfolding,doesn't mean there safe. After all, The end is just the beggining.
Ever After High - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,409 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/8/2016 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Apple White, Kitty Cheshire, Blondie Lockes, Cerise Hood
The Girl Who Can't smile' EAH Fanfic by silverlockedbook reviews
Amelie Wise,daughter of 'The Wise Princess' , has never had any friends,never had what teens call 'fun' and 'slepovers', never even smiled. Why? She can't. In the halls of Ever After High she is known as not only 'The Wise Princess', like her dead mother, but the girl who can't smile. But could she really change her destiny like Raven did at Legacy day? I only own my OC's
Ever After High - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,040 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 7/31/2015
The Monster Inside by OppsieDasi reviews
For a couple weeks now, someone has been killing the students at Ever After High and Cerise thinks it's her! Note: I love every character but Duchess, no hard feelings to anyone! Rated T for deaths and blood... and monsters.
Ever After High - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,017 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 1/8/2015 - Cerise Hood, OC - Complete