Conversation: Jesus(me): I dun know what I'm saying! Wife of Jesus: What's with you and coughing so much? Jesus: I have a sore throat Wife: you just keep coughing Mother: There's food out there if you want it Wife: No I ate before I came over... What are you lookin at fruity? Jesus: I don't play buttdarts. Both: I looove the ladies! Wife: What else? Jesus: This here mountain dew! Wife: Feel the cold! Jesus: To the weed wall! Wife: Gooo to the weed field... goo? Both: *giggle giggle* End Transmission |