Phineahide bio
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter. Okay, everyone. This account is being emptied because I am consolidating. Slightly edited versions of what used to be here are now being posted under the name Zevazo. I'll transfer my c2 later on, too. Why? Well, I'm attempting to de-complicate my life. With questions, comments, concerns or theories on why cotton balls feel funny, please e-mail me at 3quartermoon @ verizon . net (without the spaces, I can't remember if URLs are allowed here, so I made sure.) This account is currently on a temporary e-mail which I have no real intention of checking, so you'll reach me at the 3quartermoon address. Thanks, over and out. |
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The Seven Year Itch by sbrianson reviews
Sirius is in the doghouse – or to be more exact, on James’s sofa – and Lily wants to know how he ended up there... Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Phoenix and the Serpent by ReaderRavenclaw reviews
“You can’t hurt a baby!” Even if the baby is Voldemort? Tom Potter, Harry's oldest son, is off to Hogwarts at last. But why does the Sorting Hat seem to think that he’d already been sorted? Have his parents been hiding something from him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,446 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 1/10/2004 - Voldemort, Harry P.
One More Thing by onlyonceinforever reviews
Draco claims he's willing to do anything to become a Deatheater. But is he really? Please R&R! :ONESHOT:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Une Soirée by Dragon Mistress reviews
Sirius and Remus are horrified when the Lupins insist on holding an ‘engagement party’ for them. Why? Because the Lupins want to meet the Blacks. SBRL SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,100 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/16/2004 - Published: 11/4/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
The Wolf Pack by Briana Rose reviews
In OotP, Sirius makes reference to Umbridge drawing up anti-werewolf laws. What if Umbridge hated werewolves for a different reason than the one Sirius presents? What if she wanted them for her own selfish goals? Features a pre-Hogwarts Lupin. Ch10 now up
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,027 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 3/8/2004 - Remus L., Dolores U.
Rerunning by Dear Aunt Elladora reviews
The theory of history repeating itself is featured in this short piece. Mentions of Tom and Minerva, Salazar and Rowena, and Draco and Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Fading Into Something by Sulwyn of the North reviews
Remus may be the only one who can save Cambri, someone who is like a daughter to him. But Cambri's past may reveal secrets deeper than he can handle. (PG-13 to be safe: mild language, and some older themes.) One shot only-finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,862 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Dear Anonymous Person by fireworksban reviews
As part of his annual visit to the Werewolf Legislation Office, Remus must write a letter to a recently bitten werewolf. He has a set of instructions, but since when has a Marauder followed the rules?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2004 - Remus L.
An Unexpected Visitor by Ellipsis Black reviews
Lucius finds a very unexpected visitor running around in the Manor. Contains profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2004 - Sirius B., Lucius M.
Man That You Fear by Rynne Lupin reviews
What do you do when what you fear is what you desperately want? RLSB slash, set during PoA.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Mary Sue by Indigo Ziona reviews
To the tune of Alanis Morrisette's 'Mary Jane'. On the character we love to hate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2003
Getting Outed by mysid reviews
Draco Malfoy tells Harry a few things about his godfather that Harry might prefer not to know. Slightly AU scenes which did not take place during GoF, but could have. Slash SB?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,358 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/28/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Sex Ed Lesson by Lady Feylene reviews
Snape has to give the fifth years the facts of life....(Very *very* mild slash hint)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/27/2003 - Severus S.
The Thinking Cap by Andrea13 reviews
Every year the Sorting Hat decides which House each student belongs in. But how does it REALLY decide?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 116 - Published: 11/26/2002
Snape the Knife's Sorting Song by Textualsphinx reviews
'A sinister little number to the tune of Mac the Knife' that had half the firsties sneaking back to the boats.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/18/2002 - Severus S.
Werewolf on Trial by JKLB reviews
After Sirius Black tells Severus Snape how to get in the Whomping Willow tunnel, Remus Lupin has to face the Committee for the Disposal of Dangerous Creatures. MWPP Written before OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,298 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/23/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Love, Mum. by Alexa Ellis reviews
Glimpses into the lives of the four women who would become mothers to Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2002
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 143 - Published: 3/25/2002
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
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Death to Isaac reviews
No one in the story is named Isaac. You'll get it by the end. Voldemort wishes a test of Lucius Malfoy's loyalty, and who better to test a man than his own son? One-shot. NOT slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Draco M., Voldemort - Complete
Even the Savage Beast reviews
Sirius discovers his friend's hidden musical talent. Not in the least slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Pure Ambition reviews
A very random little dialogue between Lucius Malfoy and a Slytherin friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Lucius M.
We Will Never Live It Down reviews
Until the day he died, James would tease Remus and Sirius about an incident involving a theoretical mad house-elf, a pair of Peter's socks, and some mistletoe. MWPP one-shot. Slash? You decide.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/12/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Remember reviews
Third year again ... with many twists. Focuses on Remus mostly. Some new characters, and one you only think you haven't met. Short chapters. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,729 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/11/2004 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Complete
Pots and Kettles reviews
The Marauders are very close ... close enough to make jokes like this. Rated for the humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/24/2004
Every Flavor reviews
A warm, funny half-romance between Remus and Tonks, with some reminiscing and a lot of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/24/2004