First of all just let me say that I hate these boxes. There is no way you are going to be able to get to know someone through a text box. But since I still need to put something on here I guess I will have to.

About me

I will start with the most amazing thing first. I am actually a professional writer. Shocking I know, but it just goes to show that even someone as untalented as yours truly can find a way to get paid for tapping on the keyboard.

As for the type of writing Ido, I write humor/opinion pieces for a few magazines and online blogs. Nothing you have heard of I'm sure. But it turns out small publications pay in the same type of money as the big guys and I have grown quite found things like air conditioning and eating making money is a necessity.

As for why I am here? I needed a place to learn to write fiction. Someplace where the was a built-in audience full of passionate people waiting with bated breath to tell me I suck. I mean telling people they suck, cat videos, and porn is the only real uses for the internet anyway.

I don't know how much or about what I am going to write but I promise I will finish every story I start.

Well, I hope tells you something about me. If you have any questions tips or suggestions please contact me through the site.

dakzoo